Replaces Ghoul Blaster. Retro in an era before arcades, so, would this be considered retro-future? future-retro? Who knows! Thank you to everyone who gave me feedback throughout the design process! Much love :3...

Update 8/29/25: Added a brown variant for RED team. Updated the custom wear to be grayscale to better support the new team colors. Sit leisurely by the fire as you try to figure out how to open your gun-shaped book. Replaces Park Pigmented Thank you so muc...

Turn your enemies into roadkill and accumulate many vehicular manslaughter charges. Replaces Damascus & Mahogany Thank you to everyone who gave me feedback! :D...

This gun is a spy. Replaces Deadly Dragon Thank you to everyone who gave me feedback throughout the design process! :D...

"FOOLS! THE PREVIOUS ITERATION OF MERASMUS'S TERRIFYING MAGIC WAND GUNS, ENCHANTED ARMS, DID NOT MEET THE AESTHETIC EXPECTATIONS OF MORTALS! IT HAS BEEN CHANGED, TO LOOK BETTER! AND BE MORE MAGIC! BUY NOW, MORTALS!" -MERASMUS!, making a sales pitch for a n...

Bundle up for a season of head-splattering fun! Replaces Park Pigmented Thank you so much to everyone who gave me feedback throughout the design process! :D...

Learn about the human genome sequence as you watch its liquid form burst from your opponent's chest. Replaces Polter-Guised Thank you to everyone who gave me feedback throughout the design process! :D...

A high-variety war paint based on Bauhaus design, designed with the goal of making a paint that is halloweeny but not too halloweeny. Replaces Plaid Potshotter Mk. II Thank you so much to everyone who gave me feedback throughout the design process! :D...

"A whiff of the ol' brimstone and a taste of the ol' breathmint." -The Demoman Replaces Business Class Thank you to everyone who helped me throughout the design process!...

With an all-new candylicious swirl! Thank you to everyone who gave me feedback on the original. I'm going to leave the original up since many people liked it, but I really like how this new one turned out! Replaces Business Class...

"I answered all "A" because this is America, maggot!" -The Soldier, failing his final exam. Replaces Ghoul Blaster Thank you to everyone who gave me feedback throughout the design process! :D...

"Not as scary as Demoman's eye on Halloween..." -The Medic, comparing an angel to MONOCULUS! Replaces Park Pigmented Thank you so much to everyone who gave me feedback! Soonish I plan on trying out custom code to re-orient the feathers, but for now here is...

I made this as a part of a challenge where someone in a discord server I'm in said you couldn't make a good paint from Dead Reckoner Mk. II. And to be honest...yeah it was really hard. This wasn't the first concept I tried with this base lol. While I am sa...