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RELATE EVERYTHING THOROUGH GUIDE (COMPLETE)
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This guide will walk you through all choices and actions you have to make with ALL 102 characters in order to befriend them. No longer will you need to google everyone individually or scrub through Youtube videos looking for the answers you need. It's all right here in alphabetical order. This will be a thorough guide that will spoil most of the game.
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Quick Intro 
Abel 
Dasha 
Airyn 
Amir 
Arma 
Artt 
Barry 
Bathsheba 
Beau 
Jacques 
Ben-Hwa 
Betty 
Beverly 
Bobby 
Bohdi 
Cabrizzio 
Cam 
Celia and Florence 
Chairemi 
Chance 
Connie 
Curt and Rod 
Daemon 
Daisuke 
Dante 
Diana 
Dishy 
Dolly 
Dorian 
Doug 
Dunk 
Eddie and Volt 
Fantina 
Farya 
Freddy 
Friar Errol 
Gaia 
Hanks 
Harper and Dirk 
Hector 
Hero-Hime 
Holly 
Hoove 
I, Ronaldini 
Jean Loo 
Jerry 
Johnny Splash 
Keith 
Keyes 
Koa 
Kopi 
Kristof 
Lady Memoria 
Lucinda Lavish 
Luke 
Lux 
Lyric 
Mac 
Maggie and Sinclaire 
Mateo 
Mikey Transaction 
Miranda 
Mitchell 
Monique 
Nightmare 
Parker 
Penelope 
Phoenicia 
Prissy 
Rainey 
Rebel 
Regina "Reggie" 
River 
Rongomaiwhenwua 
Scandalabra 
Sassy Chap 
Shelley 
Skylar 
Sophia 
Stefan 
Stella 
Stepford 
Teddy 
Telly 
Textbox-chan 
Timothy 
Tina 
Tony 
Tydus 
Tyrell 
Vaughn Trapp 
Wallace 
Washford 
Drysdale 
Willi 
Winnifred 
Wyndolyn 
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Zoey 
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Quick Intro
RELATE EVERYTHING GUIDE!!!
This guide will spoil pretty much the entire game.
Depending on your individual achievements, this guide will also give you also additional illusive trophies 😊

If you're looking to DATE everything and get the MATE everything trophy click here.

I am writing this guide just using everyone’s names and not what they are, but if people would like I am happy to write a separate guide for everyone’s locations. There may be more ways to befriend people, but this guide is what I found worked the best.

…Also, this is my first steam guide…Have mercy, but I am happy to receive any comments, suggestions, ect. 😊

* = My personal opinions

** = Notes

8/4/2025 Update: The guide is approximately halfway complete~

8/11/2025 Update: About 70% complete!!

8/14/2025 Update: The guide is fully complete!!

For those who have given me awards, thank you so much! You are so kind!!



* If you're curious how many complete playthroughs this took: Approximately seven and half.

Abel
Abel

Our old fashioned table’s friendship is most easily won by hooking him up with Dasha. To do that, you’ve got to befriend Dasha first. For ease, Dasha's section is next.

**Abel interactions and Dasha interactions can go in whatever order you please. I recommend doing them in order ( Ex: Dasha interaction 1, Abel interaction 1, Dasha interaction 2, Abel interaction 2,…) to make keeping track of everything easier. However, if you bounce around it won’t impact anything.

Avoid certain interactions with Abel, that will prevent him from developing romantic feelings for you. Don’t talk to Abel beyond initial dialogue at each of his locations.

Interaction 1 (Character intro- Bedside):
  • Any option
  • “I’m just getting to know everyone…” OR “Do you have any dating advice?”
  • “You the old fashioned type?”
  • “Me either.”
  • Either option

Abel (quest) will send you to Kopi.

Interaction 2 (Upstairs Hallway):
  • “You seem peppy today.” OR “Sunshine?”
  • “It’s so nice she gets you.”

Talk to Kopi who’ll give you coffee for Abel (this interaction will happen automatically after Abel sends you there if you have met Kopi before)

Interaction 3 (Dining Room):
  • Either option
  • Either option

Abel (quest) will send you to Jacques.
Talk to Jacques who’ll tell you Abel’s boring (again, if you’ve met before this’ll happen automatically)

Interaction 4 (Living Room):
  • Either option
  • “Right, Dasha…”
  • “I think you’re more interesting…”

DO NOT TALK TO ABEL IN THE UPSTAIRS HALL, DINING ROOM, OR BEDROOM UNTIL DASHA IS YOUR FRIEND!!

After befriending Dasha talk to any Abel and demand he ask Dasha out.
  • “Because…”
  • “Are you really…?”

- Take Abel to talk to Dasha 😊
Dasha
Dasha

* Warning: IMO you have to lead Dasha on a bit to befriend her. And yes, you do have to hurt her feelings. She takes it in stride while still telling you she’s confused and disappointed, which is completely warranted with what you have to do. I could find no other way to befriend Dasha other than to go along with her practice dates and choosing the most romantic options! All others lead to HATE eventually if not right away. I don’t like hurting people’s feelings, even fictional people. But that’s a me problem lol. At least there are opportunities to wingman for Abel. Anywho…

Interaction 1:
  • Any option
  • “I want to learn…”
  • “…Lets begin!”
  • “Hello.”
  • “Would you mind…?”
  • “I carefully…”

The order of date locations does not matter. The choices do!!

Interaction 2:
  • “You sure are passionate...”
  • “Is that really what Abel…?”
  • “You really seem…”
  • “The bowling alley.”
  • “I nod…”
  • “Our initials.”
  • “I high five you”
  • Either Option

Dasha Interaction (Abel Quest)

This interaction occurs after you talk to Kopi about Abel. This interaction is necessary to befriend Abel but does not have a set time to occur in Dasha's story.

It starts with "Hey Dasha...", then choose:
  • "I just want..."
  • Either option
  • "You really know him well..."
  • "You guys sure..."

Interaction 3:
  • “Yes. Practice…”
  • “A restaurant.”
  • “Hell yeah…”
  • “I ask…”
  • “…Arm wrestling…”
  • “Winner.”
  • Either Option

Interaction 4:
  • "Yeah, 'practice dates..."
  • "A strip club."
  • "..Wings."
  • "I lean in..."
  • "I tip..."

Interaction 5:
  • "I give..."
  • "Anyone kissing you..."
  • "I ask you if you'd like to watch a movie..."
  • "Now it's your turn..."

Dasha Interaction 6
  • "Interesting..."

She will accept being friends but take it hard. Now go to the nearest table and demand Abel ask Dasha out instead!

You'll need to talk to Abel and then come back over to Dasha. Just let them talk.

Still no more lonely days for Dasha <3



Airyn
Airyn

Upon even more investigation, depending on when you speak to Airyn, you may get her ending conversation (4th interaction) immediately.

Interaction 1:
  • Either option

Interaction 2:
  • "Damn, that's cool."

Interaction 3:
It can be really easy to accidentally get a HATE ending with Airyn if you don’t understand what she is looking for.
  • Airyn is counting the number of times you select the option “…” while talking to the other dateables.
Through out events with other characters, you will be given the ellipsis (…) as an option to respond to when they ask for feedback.
  • Ex: Character- The sky is green right?
  • Yes
  • No
  • "..." <- Select this option during any conversation with anyone to get points with Airyn.

    Interaction 4:
    Once you gain enough points (by selecting "..." 10x) with Airyn she will tell you she is happy when you speak to her again.

    Choose “…” until you get the option to choose “Wait... are you falling in love with me?”

    Select that option. She will confirm she is, and then you can ask to be friends with her instead, which she will accept.

Amir
Amir

Interaction 1:
  • Any option.
  • "Like this?"
  • "I mean..."
  • "Yeah. I guess you're right!"
  • "Are you for reals?"
  • "No, I hear you..."
  • "I look tired."
  • "Huh, well..."
  • "You're right!"
Interaction 2:
  • Any option.
  • "How long has that been there?"
  • "Oh you mean...?"

Interaction 3:
  • "All right, shoot."
  • "How did you know?!"
  • "What are you doing?"
  • "Nope, nothing more."
  • "I wasn't trying to insult you!"

Interaction 4:
  • Either option.
  • "Doesn't sound like nothing."
  • "I'm all ears." OR "What can I do...?"
  • "Oh that's actually really tough..."
  • Either option.
  • Either option.
  • "Sounds good."

Interaction 5:
  • "I'm getting a feeling..."
  • "You seem really unhappy right now."
  • "I'm here if you want to talk about it."
  • "...Here, I'll clean you up."
Interaction 6:
  • Either option.
  • "See, I knew it..."
  • "I'm just not feeling myself, you know?"
  • Either option.
  • "I guess you've got a point."
  • "Alright, I'll try."
  • Either option.
  • "Like I have no idea..."

Interaction 7:
  • Either option.
  • "Come on, I'm being serious."
  • "Sorry, I'm just bad at accepting compliments."
  • Either option.
  • "That's my life in a nutshell."
  • "Sorry..."
  • "You make it sound so easy."
  • Either option.
  • "Look, you're great, really. But I think we're better as friends.

Amir's happy to be just friends if you are.
Arma
Arma

Arma is a content aware character. You can skip the story with no consequence and become friends right away.

If not skipping: Save for later until you can pass a high SPECS check.

Interaction 1:
  • Either option.
  • "Could you maybe turn that off?"
  • "You know what..."
  • "Hi there, Arma. Nice to meet you."
  • "Thought I heard a noise..."
  • "...I admire that."
  • "Ok, Arma. See you around."

Interaction 2:
  • "Thought I heard..."
  • "Just Scandalabra..."
  • "ARMA! DUDE!"
  • "Just thought I might..."
  • Any option.
  • "Oh lord..."
  • "Arma! We're ok...!"
  • Either option.
  • "You're pushing so hard..."
  • "Go ahead..."
  • Either option.
  • Either option.
  • "And you had to watch the whole thing..."
  • "Because..."
  • Either option.
  • "Witnessing a traumatic event..."
  • "Rest..."
  • "I would. I care about you."
  • Either option.

Interaction 3:
  • Either option.
  • Any option.
  • "..."
  • "Arma! Your alarm!"
  • "A fire?! Where...?"
  • "We did it...!"
  • "We kicked that fire's BUTT!"
  • "...As a friend?"
  • "From... what?"

Interaction 4:
  • Either option.
  • Either option.
  • "Tub of ice cream?"
  • "Or?"
  • "There's such a thing as balance, Arma."

The next interaction is where you need high SPECS points.

Interaction 5:
  • "Yeah, balance was needed..."
  • "Here ya go!"
  • "Are you SMOKING?"
  • "STAY. AWAY FROM ME."
  • "Arma, you need to get away from these guys."
  • "They're gonna kill you."
  • Either option.
  • Convince Arma to quit smoking: [POISE 70], [CHARM 70], or [SMARTS 70]

Interaction 6:
  • "You were alarmingly relaxed..."
  • Either option.
  • "Great idea, Arma!"
  • "We wanna know how the fire got started."
  • "No! Between who?!"
  • "Eddie?! It was you!?"
  • "I'll say...!"
  • Either option.
  • "I'm so glad we're friends."

Friendship!
Artt
Artt

Artt appreciation time. Talk about all the pieces and hang them all up.

Interaction 1:
  • Any option.
  • "What aren't you?"
  • "Hell yes!"
  • "I'd love to! Sounds like fun."

Interaction 2:
  • "Sure...?"
  • "A celebration of colonialism."
  • "It must've been..."
  • "Yes, I do."
  • Any option.

Interaction 3:
  • "I definitely have opinions."
  • "I see true enlightenment."
  • Any option.
  • "Absolutely."
  • Any option.

Interaction 4:
  • "For sure we shall."
  • "Cozy..."
  • "Nothing? ..."
  • "I'd love to!"
  • Any option.

Interaction 5:
  • "You go for it, Artt...!"
  • "Oh for sure..."
  • "Firstly, I feel like I know this guy."
  • "Whoa..."
  • "I agree with you."
  • "Totally."
  • "Variety is the spice of life!"
  • "...How about if we are great friends?"

Friendship is art too.
Barry
Barry Styles

Interaction 1:
  • Either option.
  • "Sure, let's do it."
  • "Oh lemme think..."
  • Any option.
  • "So...?" OR "Next question?"
  • "Rather impressive."
  • "Pink", "Red", OR "A different color."
  • "...Confident", "...Sexy.", OR "...Unique."
  • "It's really fine..."'
  • "That's okay...!" OR "No biggie."

Interaction 2:
  • Either option.
  • "You really do have a lot going on...?"
  • "I wouldn't say..."
  • "Barry it's okay."
  • "That sounds..." OR "It sounds like you're..."
  • "So you hyperfixate...?"
  • "Maybe for some..."
  • "Hmm..."
  • "This might sound obvious, but..."
  • "I'm delighted to have helped."

Interaction 3:
  • Either option.
  • "Sounds great...!"
  • Either option.
  • "Sure thing!"
  • "There are certain brands I love..."
  • Any option.
  • Any option.
  • "I agree."
  • "I can relate."
  • "I need a clarification..."
  • Either option.

Interaction 4:
  • [POISE 25] or "I thought the plan...?"
  • "Oh. Yeah, I can see..."
  • "Okay, let's focus on the positives..."
  • Either option.
  • Any option.
  • "Saying that you need help is always brave..."
  • Either option.

Interaction 5:
  • "Go on..." OR "..."
  • "If it helps..."
  • "I hear you..."
  • "Yes. Yes it is..."

    Interaction 6:
    • Any option.
    • Either option.
    • "Yeah, I think I get that."
    • "Uh, the bird? ..." OR "Love love love them."
    • "I'm glad. I'm really happy for you."
    • "I'm interested in being your friend!"

    You share a common interest in being besties. :)

Bathsheba
Bathsheba

** These are the only options I found that work. It's so easy to get her to HATE you, and the only difference I found between getting her FRIEND or LOVE ending is ONE CHOICE toward the very end and it's not clear you're essentially choosing between friendship or love at that point in the story. For Bathsheba if there's a miss click somewhere you're gonna have to reload a save.

Interaction 1:
  • "Pizza?"
  • "I own this house."
  • "You sure are comfortable..."
  • "Can't you...?"
  • "I'd love to..."

Interaction 2:
  • "What are you...?"
  • "This looks fun."
  • "Yeah..!"
  • "If I was as fab..."
  • "EWWW"
  • "You should probably..."
  • "You don't even need it."

Interaction 3 (**Easiest to mess up here IMO. Most of the options seem to appear to convey the same meaning)
  • "I love that..."
  • "Rebbie?" (There will be an extra option here if you already have an ending with Rebel)
  • "Do you guys...?"
  • "But I don't even..." (There will be an extra option if you already have an ending with Rebel)
  • "I know some things..."
  • "I'm just gonna..."

Interaction 4:
  • "Wow empathy..."
  • "I'm going to..."
  • "She IS pretty..."
  • "Duh..."
  • "You tell them to..."
  • "We learned..."

Interaction 5 (The secret choice of love or friendship):
  • "Could you...?"
  • "I can't understand..."
  • "You don't..."
  • "You can't control..."
  • "I heard Jean Loo...."

Interaction 6:
  • "You seem..."
  • "Always have been bestie!"

And now your Bathsheba's official bestie!
Beau
Beau

Beau and Jacques friendship is won together. See Jacques' section directly below this section.

Interaction 1:
  • Any option.
  • Either option.
  • "Did you...?"
  • "You keep saying 'we'."
  • Either option.
  • Either option.
  • "Yeah, I am but..."
  • Either option.
  • "Oh crap...??"

Interaction 2:
  • "What's in it for me?"
  • "Now that you put it that way..."
  • "Wait, CERTAIN? We could die...?"
  • "Dear god..."
  • Options depend on whether or not you have met Jacques yet.
  • "According to whom??"
  • "...Yeah. Yeah, I'm in."

Talk to Jacques and convince him to come with you and Beau.

Interaction 3:
  • "Who is Isolde?"
  • "...You're a thief...!"
  • Either option.
  • Either option.
  • Either option.
  • Either option.
  • "...Sure."

You can get a summary from Gaia for the rest of the quest here. (you will earn the "Adventure Time" trophy here if you haven't done this quest before)

If you continue:
  • "Same! Which way to Isolde?...!"
  • Either option
  • Either option
  • Either option
  • Either option.
  • Either option.
  • "That's beautiful!"
  • Either option.
  • Either option.
  • "I'm a little upset..."
  • "It's gotta be you Beau..."
  • "Let me put her...!"
  • "Definitely not cheating...!"
  • Either option.
  • Either option.
  • "You got it."

Rongomaiwhenua unlocked.

Interaction 4:
  • Either option.
  • "Oh yeah. I think so."

Beau is happy to have a new adventure buddy.
Jacques
Jacques

Jacques and Beau's friendship is won together. See Beau's section above.

Interaction 1:
  • "Make fun of who?" OR "Startin' off well I see.
  • "Brobdingnagian?"
  • Any option.
  • Either option.
  • "You wanna fight? Let's do it."
  • "Why would it matter...?"
  • Any option.
  • "That was kinda poetic."
  • "Oh, um..."
  • "It's the worst..."
  • "You don't like...?"
  • "What yardarm...?"
  • "Of course I'm not...!"
  • "Ah yes cannon..."
  • "What do you say...?"

Don't talk to Jacques anymore until Beau sends you to him!

Beau Quest
  • "So that Jacques doesn't hear us?"
  • "No no, lemme guess. We sneak."
  • "Is that a whip?"
  • "Lead on then! What's the next step?"
  • Either option.
  • "Fight...!"
  • Either option.
  • "Wow..."
  • Either option
  • "Beau..." OR "The sword, Beau!"
  • Either option.
  • Either option.
  • Either option.
  • "And...then?"
  • Either option.
  • Either option.
  • Either option.
  • Either option.
  • Either option.
  • "Ha! Of course! Love it!"
  • "It seems this quest..."

...To the boxes! (See Beau's guide).

After going on the adventure with Jacques and Beau, you can follow up with Jacques.

Interaction 2
  • Either option.
  • Any option.
  • "I still don't get...!"
  • Either option.
  • "Congratulations? For what?"

He doesn't hate you and won't kill you.
Ben-Hwa
Ben-Hwa

Ben-Hwa is skippable due to NSFW content. Just choose "Friends." when prompted by Skylar.

If you don't have to skip:

Interaction 1:
  • "Who could...?"
  • "Oh...you're..."
  • "Weren't you a gag gift..."
  • "Oh hell yeah."

Interaction 2:
  • "S-- isn't..." OR "What's better than...?"
  • "My own bed."
  • "My lips..."
  • "That sounds surprisingly chaste."
  • "Anything both of us enjoy doing."
  • "A s-- toy...?" OR "A condom."
  • "A worldwide tidal wave of what?"
  • "What if we just talked...?"

Interaction 3:
  • "Do I want to know?"
  • "What's sensual about that?"
  • "I...guess..."
  • "Can I keep my underwear on?"
  • "I'll go first!"
  • "Okay..."
  • "Eek!"
  • "Bring it on."
  • "Ready as I can be..."
  • "Can it be your turn now?"
  • "...join me."

Interaction 4:
  • "Did I ...?"
  • "Sorry Ben-Hwa..."
  • "Hey, that's not fair." OR "How could I...?"
  • "You're not a joke to me Ben-Hwa."

Interaction 5:
  • Any option.
  • "We do have great friends chemistry."

Ben-Hwa is happy to have you as a friend and offers to be FWB.
Betty
Betty

Betty is a content aware character. You can skip to the end of her story where you become friends if wish by just choosing "FRIENDS" when prompted by Skylar

If not...

Interaction 1:
  • Either option.
  • "I was eating..."
  • "My dreams aren't..."
  • "I was starring..."
  • "I had my dragon roast him."
  • "What do you mean?"
  • "I am."
  • "See you then."

Interaction 2:
  • "I think..."
  • "Go on."
  • "Wow..."
  • "Oh..." OR "That's really too bad."
  • "What's the problem...?"
  • "Sure."

Interaction 3:
  • "Are you two...?"
  • "Dating."
  • "Oh."
  • "I was hoping..."
  • "Shouldn't I...?"
  • "Tell me what's keeping you..."
  • "Well why don't you...?"

Interaction 4:
  • "Were you...?"
  • "Is that...?"
  • "Oh wait..."
  • "Is she...?"
  • "We can do that..."
  • "I knew it."
  • "Whaaaat?" OR "I'm shocked..."
  • "What's so special about me?"
  • "Alright."

Interaction 5:
  • "Let's just..."
  • "I'd love for us to be friends."

She'll offer to be friends with benefits. If you accept it still counts as a FRIENDSHIP ending.
Beverly
Beverly

Interaction 1:
  • Any option.
  • Either option.
  • "Uhh, well...?"
  • "I thought buying the minibar..."
  • "Mocktail." (*Its best to consistently choose to be alcohol free during Beverely's story. It'll keep you from experiencing glitches that some are still saying that they are experiencing.)
  • Any option.
  • "Really good!! Where'd you...?"
  • "Sure!"

Interaction 2:
  • "Mocktail."
  • Any option.
  • Down your drink.
  • "I guess so!"
  • Either option.

Interaction 3:
  • "Mocktail."
  • Any option
  • "Ah! Thanks, Bev!"
  • "How about a signature drink?"
  • Either option.
  • "I gotta tell Curt and Rod about that one!"
  • "You find the ones who do."
  • "Sure! I mean, I do."

Interaction 4:
Bev will mention Phoenicia may be able to help better advertise the Tipsy Tumbler.
  • "Yeah!"
  • "Mocktail"
  • Any option.

Talk to Phoenicia, then return to Bev.

Interaction 5:
  • "You got this, Bev." OR "It might be a lot now..."
  • "It's delicious."

Interaction 6:
  • "Mocktail."
  • Any option.
  • "Actually..."
  • "Well...okay!"
  • "Just a mocktail please."
  • "Yes, actually. Sorry."
  • " I have a complicated history..."

Interaction 7:
If you don't talk to Bev in the morning (First slot of the day.), you will be able to correct her on what time of day it is. If not it does not change the outcome!

  • "You got it, buddy!"

Bev buddies!
Bobby
Bobby Pinn

Bobby won't stay in one location through out their story. Ergo, you'll need to find Bobby before you can progress their story.

Laundry Room Closet:
  • Any option.
  • "You some kind of...?"
  • "You got bent up?"
  • "Good for you, honestly."
  • "What about the second rule...?"
  • "I'll play along."

Laundry Room:
  • Any option.
  • "What opportunities exactly?"
  • "What if they don't have anything...?"
  • "I'm just not sure..."

Office:
  • "My office?"
  • "I feel like..."
  • "Only problem is..."

Attic
  • "Do you really think...?"
  • "What if they...?"
  • "I'd love to, but not here."

Bedroom
  • "You okay?" OR "How's the crime business boss?"
  • "Would it help if I...?"
  • "And that's a bad thing."
  • "I get it, honestly."
  • Any option.

Kitchen
  • "Is something wrong?" OR "Chin up, boss."
  • "I bet you..." OR "Would you...?"
  • "What's going to happen to the Pinn Gang?"
  • "I just want to be friends..."

You have unlocked I, Ronaldini as you can now open small Dorian, and Bobby promises to bring you back stage whenever you want.
Bohdi
Bohdi

Interaction 1:
  • "Can you...?"
  • "Wait..."
  • "I LOVE the 80s."
  • "Radicle, dude."
  • Either option.
  • "Alright..."
  • "Can't wait..."
  • "You got it..!"

Interaction 2:
  • "Catching up...?"
  • Either option.
  • "Ooohhh..."
  • "Feeling..."
  • Either option.
  • Either option.
  • Either option.
  • Either option.
  • "Certified bangers!"
  • "OMG..."
  • "Tulip Nightgown."
  • Either option.
  • "Sapphire..."
  • Either option.
  • "Of course..."
Interaction 3:
  • Either option.
  • "What do you think...?"
  • "Overwhelming...?"
  • "Oh yeah..."
  • "Totally...!"
  • Either option.
  • "Thanks Bodhi!"
  • Either option.
  • "Aww..."
  • Either option.
  • "I mean..."
  • Either option.

Interaction 4:
  • "Bodhi...?"
  • Either option.
  • "Yeah...!"
  • Either option.
  • "It's not that simple..."
  • "My generation..."
  • "..."

Interaction 5:
  • "Whoa...?"
  • "You seem..."
  • "...People remember you for good things, too!"
  • "Looks like..."
Righteous Compadres. Bohdi's a pal and a confidant.

Cabrizzio
Cabrizzio

There are lots of ways to befriend Cabrizzio, but this is the fastest I found.

Interaction 1:
  • "Not a whole..."
  • "Okay." OR "[SMARTS 80]"
  • Either option.
  • "Okay, let's look less..."
  • "I mean..."
  • "Apology accepted..."
  • "Wow..."
  • "A date..."

Interaction 2:
  • "Oh god..."
  • "Uh obviously..."
  • "...I love it!" OR "I haven't..." (if you select "I haven't..." tell him to slow down)
  • "Never..."
  • "It's special..."
  • Either option.
  • "Not embarassed..."
  • "The sun."
  • "Yes..."

Interaction 3:
  • "Meh..."
  • "I was hoping..."
  • "What are things...?"
  • "Woah slow down..."
  • "We've only known..."
  • "Truth."
  • "As a friend."
  • "You're easy to get along with."
  • "You're being too..."
  • "I know it!..."

You mutually agree your friendship will stand the test of time! :)
Cam
Cam

Save Cam for after you've gotten an ending with most of the other dateables. You can become Cam's friend in 2 interactions if you can pass an [80 EMPATHY] check.

Interaction 1:
  • "Ha, yeah...!"
  • "How about half...?"
  • "The spicy kind."
  • "Great. Enjoy."
  • "Yeah...?"
  • "..."
  • "..."
Interaction 2:
  • "Nice to see you too."
  • "I'm trying..."
  • "Wait...?"
  • [80 EMPATHY]
  • Either option.
  • "I think you and I ..."
  • Either option.
  • "Wow...?"
  • "Shutting up..."
  • "Yeah..."
  • "Wow..."
  • "I appreciate that, Cam."
  • "What...?"
  • "I don't think..."
  • "I guess..."

Trash and friendship.
Celia and Florence
Their friendship can be won easily by helping them confess their love to each other...Which can be done in 1 interaction. YOU WILL NEED THE FOLLOWING SPECS: [EMPATHY 40] & [CHARM 20]

Talk to Florence
  • "Just wandering..."
  • "You sound like..."
  • "Yes, please."
  • "Milk and sugar please."
  • "Sure."

Florence will send you to Celia.

Celia
  • "Try to get..."
  • "Absolutely."
  • "She seems sweet."
  • "Okay, I'll look into it."
  • "Tell me about Florence."
  • "Natural Charms?"
  • "I'll go back..."

Florence
  • "Tell me about the mayor."
  • "You seem.."
  • [EMPATHY 40]
  • "Sounds like..."
  • "Why not...?"
  • "Maybe I...?"
  • "That's not true..."
  • Either option.
  • [CHARM 20]
  • "You're so quick..."
  • [EMPATHY 30]
  • "You won't..."
  • "I could...!"

Again, all of this only takes 1 time slot if you have the right stats! :)
Chairemi
Chairemi

What you need to do will depend upon the day of the week you speak to Chairemi. She is only available at 6pm Tuesday through Saturday.

Character intro (any day):
  • "Sure."
  • Either option.
  • Either option.
  • Either option.
  • "Didgeridoo."
  • "Hello, audience!"

Tuesday (Musical)
  • "I can give it a try."
  • "That's what you get...!"
  • "I have a lot...!"
  • "Actually...?"

Wednesday (Wedding)
  • "Sure."
  • "Bah hah hah...!"
  • "Actually..."
  • "Sniff...teach me how to read!!!"

Thursday (Sci-Fi)
  • "Sure."
  • "Let's explore an alien world!"
  • "Let befriend..."
  • Insist on making peace...

Friday (Fantasy)
  • "Sure."
  • "You must seek out..."
  • "A nefarious..."
  • "...with a little dance!"
  • "Yeah, alright."

Saturday (Murder Mystery)
  • "Sure."
  • "Sorry, ma'am..."
  • "The chief's not gonna like this..."
  • "Let's check out the clue closet."

After 2 successful plays Chairemi will tell you she is okay with physical contact now.
  • "It's not weird!"

Choose the nonphysical option during the play. All options above will lead to friendship.

Chairemi will say you're her favorite stage partner!
Chance
Chance

He wants to play GNG!

Interaction 1:
  • "Oh! Well then...!"
  • "Just getting up..."
  • "Are you kidding me?...!"
  • "I'm partial to..."
  • "That would be...!"
  • "Should we...?"
  • "I can roll with that! What's next?"
  • "How much time...?"
  • "Perfect...!"
  • Either option.
  • Pick which ever class you please :)
  • "Sounds great."

DO NOT RETURN TO CHANCE UNTIL 24 HOURS HAVE PASSED.

Your next choices depend upon the class you chose. (**I notice most available guides only explain the Troubador class, so I took the liberty of writing guides for the Enchanter and Guardian too.)

Troubador +Our pal Dasha will join us for the fun.
  • "...I'm ready to play!" OR "Did you expect me not to?"
  • "Let's do this!"
  • Either option.
  • "I toss them a coin..."
  • "I try to..."
  • "I ask them...?"
  • "Why...?"
  • "Why...?"
  • "How could I be...?"
  • "You're doing a fantastic job!"
  • "I break from the path..."
  • "Strike up the band...!"
  • "Maybe this is a sign..."
  • "I yell out..."
  • "I bow...!"
  • "I'm on my way to save your son."
  • "I would be honored..."
  • "Eardrums? ...!"
  • "What's wrong?"
  • "What?? The King?"
  • "Monologue away."
  • "I try to dodge...!"
  • "The Queen must be protected!"
  • "I hit the King...!"
  • "....A fun thing to do with friends."

Guardian +Our buddy Jerry will help us along the way!
  • "...I'm ready to play!" OR "I'd never let you down..."
  • "I need to be cautious..."
  • "What happened here?"
  • "What happened here?"
  • "ME?!"
  • "Who are they?"
  • "I will avenge my partner!"
  • "I hope that my partner's okay!"
  • "Awww...!"
  • "Let 'em..."
  • "I snatch 'em!"
  • "You better not yell..."
  • "Uhh...yeah."
  • "Well, that was unexpected."
  • "I listen..."'
  • Either option.
  • "I want to take just one..."
  • "I start looking for..."
  • "The secret entrance..."
  • Either option.
  • Either option.
  • "Go for it!"
  • "What if I pet him?"
  • Either option.
  • "Hit him with my axe!"
  • "One ultimate attack, please!"
  • "....A fun thing to do with friends."

Enchanter +Lux, who we're also friends with, wants to stream this campaign for their followers.
  • "...I'm ready to play!" OR "I'd never let you down..."
  • "Let's Dewey this!" OR "Let the spells start slingin"
  • "What's the Spine...?"
  • Either option.
  • Any option.
  • "You can thank me..."
  • "Can't you just be nice...?"
  • "How bad is it?"
  • "Melvil can't find out..."
  • "The potion."
  • "Oh no...!"
  • Either option.
  • "They..."
  • Either option.
  • "If I'm stealthy..." OR "Maybe I can question the trowel?"
  • Either option.
  • "I need you to..."
  • "Yep. Sure is. Permits."
  • Either option.
  • "Knowledge is power...!"
  • "Hello...?!"
  • Either option.
  • Either option.
  • "I might have..."
  • "Circle the area with soil."
  • "An ice spell!"
  • "The haiku of holding."
  • Either option.
  • "Oh, no doubt...!" OR "If you're excited about it, so am I...!"
  • "Where the hell...?"
  • "I start reading the runes out loud."
  • Either option.
  • "SO much metal..."
  • "Yeah. I sure did!"
  • "That's awesome!"
  • "....A fun thing to do with friends."

And now with armed with a GM you have a GNG group~
Connie
Connie

Interaction 1:
  • Either option
  • "Unload..." OR "What the f---...?"
  • "Let's go..." OR "Is this...?"
  • "Sounds good...!"
  • Either option
  • Either option
  • "As quietly as possible..." OR "Try to date...."
  • Grab Luna...
  • Continue to run...
  • "What's crafting?"
  • "Let's get crafty..."
  • Any combination of items.
  • Either option.
  • "360 ...!"
  • "I'm so glad..."

False ending. Keep talking to her.

Interaction 2:
  • "Wait..."
  • "But it happened!.."
  • REMEMBER: LIGONBERRIES
  • "Unload..."
  • "Let's go..." OR "Is this...?"
  • "There will..." OR "This doesn't..."
  • "As quietly as possible."
  • Grab Luna and run.
  • Continue to run...
  • "What's crafting?"
  • "Let's get crafty..."
  • "You're going to..." OR "What do we...?"
  • "Who is Selene?" OR "Who is Crescentia?"
  • "360!..."
  • That was fun!
  • Either option
False ending. Keep talking to her.

Interaction 3:
  • "Ligonberries!"
  • Either option
  • Either option
  • "Oh man...!"
  • "Oh these things?..."
  • "Glad to have..."
  • "Let's get it done."
  • "There will be..."
  • "Why don't you...?"
  • "As quietly as possible."
  • Grab Luna and run.
  • Continue running...
  • "I told you...!" OR "Why didn't...?"
  • "Got it."
  • Either option.
  • "There is..."
  • "To the boss!"
  • "With our..."
  • "360...!"
  • "This is the same..."
  • "Yes..."

You will receive a recipe to break the time loop:
  • 4 Globules
  • 1 Wood
  • 2 Scrouf Skins

Final false ending.

Interaction 4:
  • "Ligonberries!"
  • "Yes, and we've..."
  • "Just one other time."
  • "Yeah, not so bad..."
  • "Crouch..."
  • "Now, put on..."
  • "Take him out..."
  • "Yes..."
  • Either option
  • "Let's make something."
  • CRAFT: 4 globules, 1 wood, 2 Scrouf skins
  • "So the recipe...?"
  • "Let's do it..."
  • "Me!"
  • "Do it Connie!..."
  • "Connie Soul...!"
  • "...Play buddies..."

If you mess up somewhere and she still falls in love with you, you can still ask to be play buddies instead and she's cool with that.
Curt and Rod
Curt and Rod

Curt and Rods dialogue depends on where you talk to them. You need to talk to them at each location to befriend them, the order doesn't matter.

Character Intro: Anywhere)
  • Hey guys!
  • Hey there.
  • Helloooooo!!!
  • Are you two...?
  • You know...
  • This is tough...
  • That was...
  • But...?
  • Oh!...?
  • What do you mean, rules?
  • Either option.
  • "Oh yeah..." OR "All five. Locked in."
  • "And the grass...?"

Bedroom
  • "What's...?"
  • Either option.
  • "Sounds like..."


Front Door[b/]
  • ]Either option.
  • "I think..."
  • Either option.
Living Room
  • "That was...interesting!"
  • "You have other talents...!"

Dining Room
  • "Curt had an idea?"
  • Either option.

Kitchen
  • "Oooo, this sounds juicy!"
  • "It can't be that bad."
  • "I hope you..."

Laundry Room
  • "Me? Nothing bad I hope."
  • "Can't tell me...?"

Office
  • "You were reading my messages?"
  • "How are you gonna do that?"
  • "Not good enough to not be single!"

Gym
  • Either option.
  • "You sound like a scaredy-cat!..."
  • Either option.

Any location

Interaction 1:
You can chat one-on-one with:

Rod
  • Either option.
  • "You take fashion seriously, don't you?"
  • "You mean Curt."
  • "Game recognizes game..."
  • "You really don't mind...?"
  • "What if I...?"
  • "Good thing..."
  • "Now you know for sure!"

OR

Curt
  • Either option.
  • "I dunno..."
  • "It's okay to be jealous..."
  • "You really don't mind...?"
  • "What if I...?"
  • "It's not your jokes..."
  • "Now you know for sure!"
Interaction 2:
  • Either option.
  • Either option.
  • Either option.
  • "You know...I don't think it's really for me."

Curt and Rod will remain friends with you out of respect for each other. It's both or neither.
Daemon
Daemon.

Daemon is a content aware character. You can skip Daemon's story and select friendship when prompted by Skylar with no penalty.

For the first two interactions 2, there are no choices to be made.

Interaction 3:
  • Any option.
  • "daemon_ending = Friendship."
  • Any option.

You will get an ending... Keep talking to Daemon.

Interaction 4:
  • Any option.
  • "Depends on the meal."
  • Any option.
  • "I am."
  • "I'm a little broken."
  • "I'm sorry to hear..."
  • Either option.
  • "daemon_ending = Friendship."
  • Any option.
  • Any option.

You'll get an ending. Keep talking, Daemon has more to say.

Interaction 5:
  • "Can we skip to the end?"

Interaction 6:
  • "No."
  • "No."
  • "Probably."
  • "You'd rather be...?"
  • "Perhaps finity is enough?"

Daemon appreciates you talking with them.

Daisuke
Daisuke

Interaction 1:
  • "..."
  • "Excuse me?"
  • "I mean, they're my dishes..."
  • "I do understand...now."
  • "Inventory?" OR "Who asked you to do this?"
  • "Sounds admirable."
  • "Yes, they're still on the table."
  • "You okay?"
  • "It was an accident..."

Interaction 2:
  • "Hard at work, I see."
  • "Let me help you..."
  • "Sure thing."
  • ...Nervous.
  • "You got it."

Interaction 3:
  • "Absolutely."
  • "What will you do while I'm gone?"
  • "Tell me about Kopi..."
  • "Maybe you could...?"
  • "Tell me about Mitchell."
  • "Are you two cool?"
  • "Tell me about Beverly."
  • "It's kind of you to supply her anyway."
  • "I'm good."
  • "Would you bless the dishes before I go?"

Make the 3 deliveries to Mitchell, Kopi, and Bev before returning to Daisuke.
Do not deliver to Mitchell last, he'll be angry at you for it.

Interaction 4:
  • "I hope I wasn't interrupting..."
  • Either option.
  • "Seems like a good time..." OR "Handling..." OR "I'd love to."
  • "I heard you write poetry."
  • "You shouldn't hide your art."
  • "I was actually wondering..."
  • "It's not something you have to just accept."

Interaction 5:
  • "I'm so happy to hear that."
  • "Oh...poetry."
  • "Well that sounds nice."
  • Write a haiku about friendship.
  • "...'Let's Bee Friends.'..."
  • "I can't believe..."
  • "You're welcome, Daisuke."
Interaction 6:
  • "Back to work already?"
  • "Don't beat yourself up."
  • "I just wanted to be friends."

Through friendship Daisuke is happier.
Dante
Dante

Interaction 1:
  • Either option.
  • "Whoah take it easy!"
  • "Help?"
  • "Student?!"
  • "I'm really not looking..."
  • "Friends, yes."
  • "You really think...?"
  • "Sounds good!"
  • "Bring it on!"
  • "Fire away." OR [POISE 40]
  • "It...could use some work." OR [EMPATHY 60]
  • Either option.
  • Either option.
  • Any option.
  • "As long as you're not relying on them...!"
  • "Bring it on."

Interaction 2:
  • Either option.
  • "Catcalling?", "Unwanted touch?", OR "Inappropriate comments?"
  • "You're really passionate...?"
  • Either option.
  • Either option.
  • "Ask them...?" OR "Tell them about...?"
  • "Nice!! ..."
  • "Ummmm..."
  • "Sounds complicated..."
  • "You know it!"

Interaction 3:
  • Either option.
  • "Observations?"
  • "Sure..."
  • "So...?"
  • "What do you do at the office...?"
  • "Actually, yeah!"
  • "Why are you so "into" love?"
  • "That's actually..."

Interaction 4:
  • Any option.
  • "No, of course not."
  • Either option.
  • "I actively nod along..."
  • "Sure Dante..."
  • "What's your biggest pet peeve...?"
  • "Makes sense."
Interaction 5:
  • Either option.
  • "I wanted to get to know you better."
  • Either option.
  • "Old is cool! Where'd you...?"
  • Either option.
  • Either option.
  • Either option.
  • "Well, I happen to think..."
  • Either option.

WINGMANS FOR LIFE
Diana
Diana

Diana is a content aware character. You can skip her story and choose to be friends right away.

But if not:

Interaction 1:
  • "Hey there...!"
  • "Excuse me?"
  • "You might have..."
  • "I didn't mean...'"

Interaction 2:
  • "Yeah, hey...."
  • "Thing is..."
  • "...but you're wrong."
  • "But that's MY story..."
  • "I needed a friend."
  • "I know that. But...?"
  • "Sure it does..."

Interaction 3:
  • "Your mind is amazing."
  • "Maybe we could try..."
  • "Ok..."

Interaction 4:
  • "And hi..."
  • "I'm sorry, too."
  • "I took you for granted."
  • "I have an idea..."
  • "I have definitely..."
  • "Because we're..."
  • "Tell me the prettiest..."
  • "Edinburgh...."
  • "I think I..."
  • [SMARTS 30] or "I love this memory..."
  • "You're right...!"
  • "You weren't...."
  • "My memory..."
  • "Wait...?"
  • "That's amazing..."
  • "I'll do that. See you soon."

Interaction 5:
  • "I love this..."

You are now two friends.
Dishy
Dishy

You'll be doing a lot of clicking in the first interaction. (**I found it hilarious)

Interaction 1:
  • "Okay..."
  • "Okay."
  • "Okay."
  • "I got nothing better to do."
  • "I got nothing better to do."
  • "2% downloaded??"
  • "Fine. Whatever."
  • "I'm staying here..."
  • Any option
  • "I'm a pro gamer..."
  • "This is a puzzle..."
  • "Yes..."
  • "I love this part!..."
  • "Dishy..."
  • "Thank goodness."
  • Dishy will ask you to pick a password: Pick the one that ends in 640 (its the easiest to remember)
  • "CleanPlus"

Interaction 2:
  • "...640"
  • "Wait..." OR "Sure."
  • "I want to..."
  • "I understand..."
Dishy will tell you to come back after one day.

Interaction 3:
  • "...640"
  • "I am..."
  • "I'm calling..."
  • "No I'm calling them!
  • Either Option
  • "I'd like to..."
  • "It's how I..." OR "There's no Dishy..."
  • "Yes, please!"
  • "Looks good!"

Don't talk to Dishy anymore unless you've befriended Sinclaire or have VERY HIGH SPECS stats (Unless you need the "Die" trophy...then go right ahead lol)

Interaction 4:
  • "...640"
  • "No..."
  • "You are..."
  • "You can't..."
  • "There's something..."

BOSS BATTLE (Dishy will challenge you to this fight each time you talk to him until you win. You will not lose any progress with Dishy or anyone else if you die.)

  • Health depends on Poise (High Poise = High Health)
  • Attack depends on Sass (High Sass gives +5 to Attack)
  • Dodge depends on Smarts (High Smarts means Dishy will start the battle only being able to hit you 50% of the time)

Jam his rotator with a spatula before the battle begins for Dishy to lose an extra five health per round.

From there, there are 2 options depending on if you have befriended Sinclaire before the battle.

1. Friends with Sinclaire:
  • "Call for help"
  • Sinclaire will arrive.
  • Ask him to talk to Dishy.
  • Dishy loses the will to fight.

2. Not friends with Sinclaire, but has high stats:
  • Sabotage: Disconnect WiFi (decreases odds of Dishy hitting you even further)
  • Attack until Dishy is defeated. (His odds of hitting you are so low that you should be able to beat him if you just keep attacking. If not, reload, just bad luck.)

After Dishy's defeat select:
  • "I will spare you..."
  • "...Look at the mess you've made..."

Dishy will have a change of heart and become friends with you.
Dolly
Dolly

*Dolly takes you not wanting to date really hard. So does Lint Eastwood. I felt really bad ngl. There's you're warning.

Interaction 1:
  • "Sorry!"
  • "That's so cool..."
  • "Apologies..."
  • "Oh sorry!"
  • "I love dust!..."
Interaction 2:
  • "Hi Dolly!..."
  • Either option.
  • "Sounds like..."
  • "That's wild..."
  • "I'm glad...!"
  • "You mean..."
  • "Congratulations!"
  • "I'm looking for..."
  • "Let in?"
  • "How should I...?" or "Do I need to...?"

Interaction 3:
  • Any option.
  • Either option.
  • "Where the heck...?" OR "Whooooa..."
  • "Can you get in big trouble...?"
  • Either option.
  • "Unreal!!" or "Astounding!!"
  • Either option.
  • "Wow..."
  • "Tell me..."
  • Either option.
  • "That's wild tech for cavemen."
  • "Absolutely."
  • "...hunting." OR "Some sort of battle?"
  • "Some of them are..."
  • "Theron-..."
  • "No?"
  • "Mushrooms?"
  • "How do you mean?"
  • "What do the spears...?"
  • "I learned something! YAY!"
  • "Huh?" OR "[20 SMARTS]"
  • "I had an amazing time."

Interaction 4:
  • Either option.
  • "Of course..." OR "Wow, uh..."
  • "Makes sense."
  • "Uuuuuuh...."
  • "I-I...I I I ... uhhh..."
  • "...Let's just stay friends..."
  • "No..."
  • "..."

Dolly will agree to be friends but admits she doesn't think her crush will go away. Linty will never forgive you. :(
Dorian
Dorian

Now, I know you're probably thinking, "Why are you including Dorian? lol. He auto friends you at the end of the tutorial."

And, indeed, he does.

BUT once you've befriended 50 new friends, as it happens Dorian now has a deep admiration and feels safe around you to fully open up.

"Do you...Love me?", He'll ask.

Uh oh.

Welp, all you have to do is tell him NO.

Crisis averted the trophy is yours!

But...you can still get the trophy and say yes to Dorian if you want. You just need to save him until after you already have a Friendship ending with everyone else.

You'll still satisfy the needs of the achievement because Dorian befriended you, and gave you the friendship ending first. :)

*Eagle-eyed peeps will notice that, I did say yes to Dorian's love confession. Check his photo in the my screenshot in the intro to the guide :)
Doug
Doug

Doug is a content aware character and can be skipped directly into friendship when prompted by Skylar.
Dunk
Dunk

Dunk already considers you a pal. Let's solidify that thought.

Interaction 1:
  • Any option.
  • Cheer for him OR Smile politely.
  • "Are we pals?"
  • "I just...got busy."
  • "You're so right."

Dunk will send you to different locations to continue his story. If you go the wrong place you'll waste a time slot on him telling you where you're supposed to be meeting him.

Weights:
  • "What I need?"
  • "Are you done yet? ..."
  • "Right? Good vibes only!"
  • "Alright, let's do this."
  • "I'm tired..."
  • "Sounds great." OR "Alright..."

Yoga mat:
  • "I love yoga!"
  • "Lifting is great but..."
  • "I LOVE yoga."
  • "Here goes, I guess..."
  • Do your best.
  • "How do you?"
  • "Sounds fun!"

Any sports ball except the exercise ball:
  • Catch it easily.
  • "Football." OR "Baseball."
  • "You played football?"
  • "I'm sorry..."
  • "I wish more people..."
  • "Don't worry about me..."

Racquets
  • "Ooh, badminton?"
  • "Are there rules...?"
  • "...but I'll try!"
  • "Noted."
  • "Let's do this then!" OR "Guess we might as well start."
  • Give him your best clumsy shot.
  • "It makes me sad to hear that."
  • "I'd be so proud..."
  • "HELL YEAH!"

Excercise Ball:
  • "Holy sh--, dude." OR "That looks dangerous..."
  • "What's so great...?"
  • "I'd love that."

Odds and Ends:
  • Any option.
  • "What's with the weird energy?" OR "You alright today, man?"
  • "Are you afraid...?"
  • "You know we can still be pals..."
  • "I just want to be friends."

He apologizes for pushing his wants on to you and is happy to be friends with you even if your not an athlete.
Eddie and Volt
Eddie and Volt

If the internet tells me anything, people really really need this one. So here ya go:

Interaction 1:
  • "I live here, actually."
  • "Do you seriously...?"
  • Take Volt's hand.
  • "Yeah..."
  • "Oh wow...?"
  • "Uhh am I?"
  • "I guess not."
  • "Is he okay?"
  • "Lead the way!"
  • Speak with Eddie.
  • "I just wanted to check on you."
  • "You seemed upset earlier."
  • "Yeah...kinda."

Interaction 2:
  • "I hope I didn't interrupt..."
  • "Can I get a drink?"
  • "It's delicious!"
  • "So uh...?"
  • "I'm not exactly..."
  • Either option.
  • "My...barcode?"
  • "Alright, what do you see?"
  • "What is it? ...!"
  • "...You totally just made all of that up."
  • Wait for Volt.
  • "Eddie, how are you?"
  • "Is it just you here...?"
  • "No actually, I was looking for you."
  • "Something is wrong in this club."
  • "Weird things keep happening..."
  • "The power seems unstable."
  • "To fix it."
  • "Eddie, come on. Please?"
  • "If he could handle it, he would've..."
  • "Yeah, I do."
  • "I know which one is the...?"
  • "What kind of work?"
  • "Right, got it..."
  • Any option.

Interaction 3:
  • Either option.
  • "I told you, I want to help."
  • "Let's get started."
  • "Oooh so that's what...?"
  • "Are you saying Volt...?"
  • "I'm fine. You can put me down now..."
  • Either option.
  • "Oops..."
  • "Oooooh, not to touch them."
  • "I will, I will!"
  • "I'm good, really. Thanks for catching me."
  • "It's actually kinda fun..."
  • "Come on, I did great. Admit it!" OR "I had a pretty good teacher..."
  • "Or I could stay and hang out for a bit?"
  • "Did we fix everything yet?"
  • "You okay, Eddie?"

Interaction 4:
  • "Everything hurts..."
  • "Yeah! I'm actually excited..."
  • "I might've said, 'Like a stone cold bada-s," but sure."
  • "Is that why you like fixing stuff?"
  • "Because it makes you feel accomplished, I mean."
  • "And give you the satisfaction...?"
  • "YUP."
  • "This is perfect."
  • "Really...?"
  • "What about you?"
  • "Can I still come by and help? ..."
  • "What can I say..."
  • "Hey, I'll take nice too!"
  • "I'm looking forward to it...!"
  • "You're not coming?"
  • "Wait, I can't...?" OR "And why is that?"
  • "And it's just to avoid...?"
  • "You feel guilty...?"
  • "You really care about him."
  • "...Protect a friendship? Hell yes."

Interaction 5:
  • "The club is nice..."
  • "I think you know."
  • "I-uh. I mean. Well...!"
  • "You're doing this on purpose.''
  • "If I lead, sure."
  • Pull away.
  • "Volt!" OR "Holy crap! ..."
  • Either option.
  • Either option.
  • "What does that make, Volt exactly?"
  • Either option.
  • "Change is scary..."
  • "Whatever happens..."
  • "You ready?"
  • "Hello?" OR "Did it work?"
  • "Hello yourself. How are you feeling?"
  • "Where's Volt?"
  • "Only if you're about to spell F-R-I-E-N-D-S-H-I-P."

They were indeed about to spell Friendship.

Fantina
Fantina

Fantina is a content aware character. You can ask Skylar to skip directly to friendship if you need/want to.

If you don't need/want to skip:

Interaction 1:
  • Any option.
  • Any option.
  • Any option.
  • Any option.
  • Either option.
  • Any option.
  • Any option.
  • Thanks?
  • Either option.
  • Either option.
  • Either option.
  • "That's 'cause you're not."
  • Any option.
  • Any option.
  • Either option.
  • Either option.

Interaction 2:
  • "Honestly doesn't faze me."
  • "Really, I'm just me."
  • "You got me a gift?!"
  • "Thanks."
  • "That's amazing!"
  • "I can honestly say..."
  • "Well, it's very sweet..."
  • Any option.
  • "I'm listening..."
  • Either option.
  • "Uh huh." OR "You plan...?"
  • Either option.
  • "Not at all!" OR "Listen..."
  • Any option.
  • "I don't think...!" OR "Look it's ok..."
  • "Water under the bridge."
  • "Absolutely."

Interaction 3:
  • "You're not embarrassing; ..." OR "Here's a tissue. Use it."
  • Either option.
  • Any option.
  • "Listen I'm really not that great..."
  • Any option.
  • "Really, I'm super average..."
  • "Because you...?"
  • "You know maybe this would be...?"
  • "I appreciate that but..."
  • "..."
  • "I think I've got the gist."
  • "Oh wow..."
  • "..."
  • Either option.
  • "It's not you!"
  • "No."

You're going to be forced into a love ending with Fantina, but it's okay. You can actually get through to her when you can pass a [EMPATHY 50] check.

Interaction 4:
  • [EMPATHY 50]

Interaction 5:
  • "Me neither."
  • "That's probably a good idea."
  • "Yeah..."
  • "Cheese rolling is only my..."
  • "Actually my favorite sport is..."
  • "That's true."
  • "I would be honored."

Interaction 6:
  • "Can we ...?"
  • Either option.
  • "Let's start slow..."
  • "Not bad."
  • Either option.
  • Either option.

Interaction 7:
  • "Glad to hear it!"
  • "Oh...actually..."

Real Friends.
Farya
Farya

We're gonna help Farya past her Med exams! ...or she'll HATE you.

(**Jenpai fun fact: I have 2 degrees in biology and work in biotech... so I had an advantage, but for you, my friend, I'll simply give you the answers. Also for folks with Health Anxiety I'm hoping this will making clicking through it as fast as possible and still getting the ending you want easy.)

You can study for Farya by looking at her collectibles in the Date-A-Dex. Each collectible is a textbook page with the answers for her exam. One health fact per page.

Interaction 1:
  • "Sure!"
  • "No! ..."
  • "Cool cool..."
  • "I guess..."
  • "No, no..."
  • "Um..."
  • "Oh crap! ..."
  • "What..."
  • Either option.
  • "What?!"
  • Either answer.
  • "What?!"
  • "AAAAAAAAHHHH!!"
  • "Is that true?..."
  • "Pretty sure..."
  • "No, I got that."
  • "I'll bet your..."
  • "I don't think..."
  • "Horse-what?"
  • "I'll come back -!"

Interaction 2:
  • Either option.
  • "Go for it."
  • "For sure! ..."

From this interaction onwards Farya will give you pages from her text book to help her study for her exam. As a reminder you can read and memorize them by checking Farya's collectibles in the Date-A-Dex.

+1 page

Interaction 3:
  • "Ointments..."
  • "I'm very excited..."
  • "I am pretty tired, actually."
  • "Yeah..."
  • "Right..."

+1 page

Interaction 4:
  • "Go for it. What's up?"
  • Either option.
  • "Fatigue."
  • "No, I don't."
  • "Nope."
  • "Do you...?"
  • "I admire..."

+1 page

Interaction 5:
  • "And...?"
  • Either option.

+3 pages

Interaction 6:

This is where you'll help Farya pass her exam!

  • "That's correct!"
  • "Not quite..."
  • "Sorry, that's not the one."
  • "Airway, Breathing, Circulation."
  • "Not quite..."
  • "Finding signs..."
  • "Correct! Well done!"
  • "That's correct."
  • Either option.

Interaction 7:

She aced it!

  • "I am!..."
  • "It was my pleasure..."

Somebody call my friend Farya! She's a doctor and we're friends!
Freddy
Freddy

Interaction 1:
  • "Umm..."
  • "...that thing is?"
  • "That was...kinda sweet."
  • Any option
  • "Nope."
  • "We have plenty..."
  • "Pad See..." OR "Cake..." OR "...'za"
  • Thanks...!

Interaction 2:
  • If you haven't met Bev at this point he'll call her over.
  • Either option.
  • Either option.
  • "Bottoms up!"
  • "Oh, I don't know. Maybe?"
  • Slowly sip.
  • "Sure...!"
  • "You're too kind."

Interaction 3:
  • Either option.
  • "What's wrong Freddy?"
  • "Oh it's okay...!"
  • The left over food from interaction 1 has gone bad.
  • "Of course ...!"
  • Either option.
  • Either option.
  • "..." OR "Hey Freddy..."
  • "Okay..."
  • Either option.
Interaction 4:
Freddy is too ashamed to talk to you, but another dateable in the kitchen (*I've gotten Bev and Luke in different playthroughs) will. Respond with sympathetically for Freddy and agree to come back at night to talk to Freddy again.

Interaction 5:
This interaction can only be done during the last time slot of the day.
  • Either option
  • "It's not your fault..."
  • "You really are..."
  • "So can we...?"

All is forgiven. Now you're friends.
Friar Errol
Friar Errol

Interaction 1:
  • "Of what?"
  • "But all I've..."
  • Hold his hand.
  • "Praised be..."
  • "Bless me Friar..."
  • "I had McDarnel's..."
  • "...I felt like I was getting away with a crime."

Interaction 2:
  • "In time for what?"
  • "I gotta admit..."
  • "It's not always..."
  • "Maybe not..."
  • "I agree..."
  • "I do live here..."

Interaction 3:
  • "Me?"
  • "What can I do...?"
  • "Everyone..."
  • "Air-friend food taste test!"
  • "What's this?"
  • "Wow that's brilliant."
  • "Sounds good."

Interaction 4:
  • "Get what right?"
  • "Too commercial..."
  • "All of the above..."
  • "Definitely the beep..."
  • Any option.
  • "Like you could see..."
  • "Amen."

Interaction 5:
  • "How's it going...?"
  • "You're going to do a taste test?"
  • "How delightful."
  • "They're gorgeous."
  • "Transcendent."
  • "I'm sure..."
  • "Amen."

Interaction 6:
  • "Are you okay?"
  • Stay strong.

Next time you talk to Friar Errol he'll say you're best friends and is glad you both stayed sin free. :)
Gaia
Gaia

Don't talk to Gaia until toward the end, or at the earliest after you have already spoken with:
  • Amir
  • Dorian
  • Keyes
  • Jean Loo
  • Keith
  • Jacques Pierrot
  • Kopi
  • Miranda
  • Mateo
  • Dasha
  • Rongomaiwhenwua
  • Drysdale
  • Kristof

Interaction 1:
  • Either option.
  • "Yeah..." OR "Uh uh..."
  • "That'd be perfect!"
  • "Sure, why not?"
  • Either option

Interaction 2:
  • "Yes.."
  • Each of the aforementioned characters will be brought to talk to Gaia. You will have to select "Yeah!" between each character to complete this all in one interaction.
  • Either option.
  • "Yeah...?"

Done. Travel buddies.
Hanks
Hanks

Interaction 1:
"All good fam!"
"Tight!"
Either option.
"Well, that explains it."
"What's adrenaline taste like?"
"Yeah I get that."
"And what's that...?"
"Sounds like...!"
"Seems like your're geared up for adventure."
"Sounds exciting!"
"Ok but how high key...?"
"...RAD!"

Interaction 2:
"It's great to be back!"
"Why Adrenaline Den?"
"Love it! Let's franchise it."
"Why 37 minutes?"
"Here? I don't see how."
"Sounds dangerous."
"Wait...?"
"Ok."
"Hell yeah!"

Interaction 3:
"Thanks."
"Why's that?"
"Your dedication to safety is admirable."
"Sounds epic!"
"Guys..."
"Wait, what?"
"Like 85% of it."
"I'm in...!"

Interaction 4:
"Love the new moniker!"
"Arbor Day?"
"What 'weather'?"
"Wow you guys..."
"I'll think about it."
"That's terrible!"
"Sounds like a plan!"
"Why's that...?"
"Preach!"
"Explain."
"Wow Hanks no.2. ..."
"Definitely. You Hanks deserve better."
"What's the difference...?"
"Sounds amazing."
"...LET'S GO!!"
"We'll see...!!!"

Interaction 5:
Either option.
Either option.
"Is that the one...?"
"Sounds magical." OR "Sounds EPIC."
"Heck yeah!! ...?"
"Are you sure...?"
"YES!"
"Oh my god...!!" OR "That. Was. AWESOME!!!"
"...HANKS FOREVER!!!"

WE are the Hanks.

Harper and Dirk
Harper and Dirk are another couple in the house where you can't talk to one without talking to the other. In this guide you will break them up so you will need to talk to Dirk separately afterword to get an ending with him.

Interaction 1:
  • Either option.
  • "Don't stop..."
  • "...super hero..."
  • "It was a pleasure..."

Interaction 2:
  • "You deserve so much better, girl."
  • "I'd love to help."
  • "Oh yeah..."
  • "Sorry..."
  • "Why does he ignore you?"
  • "Do you...?"
  • "Leave him..."

Interaction 3:
  • "You really deserve better than this."
  • "You sound..."
  • "Do you resent...?"
  • "Is it true...?"
  • "Are all the good times...?"
  • "She sounds..."
  • "Where is she now?"
  • "I'm starting to see..."

Interaction 4:
  • "Harper..."

Interaction 5:
  • "You two are toxic..."
  • "Relationships..."
  • "You should take some time..."
  • "Both of you..."
  • "Please just promise me...."
  • "Why don't we become friends?"
  • "Hell yeah...!"
  • "Is that..."
  • "Thanks."
Harper gets a tattoo to commemorate your friendship, and expects you to get one too.

Dirk interaction (this will cost an additional time slot):
  • "You look just like...!"
  • "So you were telling the truth?"
  • Wait expectantly.
  • "So you two are...?"
  • "I think we should just be friends."
Dirk agrees and asks you to keep and eye on and spill the tea on Harper.
Hector
Hector

Interaction 1:
  • "Just sayin' hi!"

Interaction 2:
  • "You won't...?"
  • "And hello..."
  • "...I love me some AC."
  • "Oh yeah..."
  • "Hm..."
  • "Laying it on thick..."
  • "I'm not really sure..."

Interaction 3:
  • "Why would you lose it? ..."
  • "Why would I leave?"

Interaction 4:
  • "Oh yeah...?"
  • "Whoa, shame? Why?"
  • "That's intense..."
  • "Gonna need..."
  • "Ok...go on."
  • "I think so...?"
  • "Hector. I think we all..."
  • "Oh, I'm in..."

Interaction 5:
  • "Wow. Hector."
  • "I can't think..."
  • "Hector, we're not going to do that anymore."
  • "I hear you..."
  • "I do understand..."

Friendship!
Hero-Hime
Hero-Hime

Interaction 1:
  • Either option
  • Either option
  • "What anime...?"
  • "I love..."
  • "I'm kinda surprised..."
  • "What's a...?"
  • "What's the...?"
  • "Haha..."
  • Either option.
  • "Nekoboru?"
  • "Never mind."
  • "I have a feeling..."
  • "Am I ...?"
  • Any option
  • "Almost...!"
  • "You got it, Hero!"
Interaction 2:
  • "Morning."
  • "Gee, thanks."
  • "Can't scare me..."
  • Either option.
  • Either option.
  • "I'm really...!"
  • "Thanks..."
  • Adjust footing.
  • Either option
  • Either option
  • Either option
  • "I feel great!"
  • "The protagonist..."
  • "Are you sure?"
  • "Never mind."
  • Either option.

Interaction 3:
  • "Training again?"
  • "How so?"
  • "Wallace...?"
  • "What's that?"
  • Either option
  • "What if I go...?"
  • "Am I...?"
  • "Right at the apex."
  • "Why...?"
  • "Hyper Liger Driver!"
  • "Hyper Liger...!"
  • Either option
  • "It rules!"
  • "It's true...!"
  • "I'm sure you will."
  • "Your voice!"
  • "Soooo..."
  • "I'M COMING...!!!"
  • DUMP THE BASKET SO FAST
  • "Sure..."
  • "YOU CAN TALK!?"
  • "Holy plot twist..."
  • "I really need..." OR "Ooohhh..."
  • "Guide her? How?"
  • "Oh that..." or "Man that art..."
  • "What do I do?"
  • "Nani!?"
  • "Oh snap."
  • "I don't know..."
  • "Sounds good!"

Interaction 4:
  • Either option
  • "What's mini-tennis?"
  • Swing-Halfway
  • "Bring it on!"
  • "Before we go...?"
  • Either option
  • "It sounds like..."
  • "Would you still...?"
  • "We've trained...!"
  • "She has to..."

Interaction 5:
  • "You know it, Hero."
  • Either option
  • Either option
  • "Hyper Liger Driver!"
  • "Regular Return!"
  • Either option
  • Either option
  • "Reliable Hyper Liger Driver!"
  • "I'm ready!"
  • Either option
  • "Only 50%!?...!"

Interaction 6:
  • "Maybe..."
  • "Time for...!"
  • Either option
  • Either option
  • Either option
  • Defend the center
  • Either option
  • "Like I'm..."
  • Either option
  • "Final Hyper Liger Driver!"
  • Either Option
  • "Congrats, Hero-Hime!"
  • "It was all you..."
  • "I enjoy being your best match, Hero."

You promise to practice together sometimes!
Holly
Holly

Holly will only be available to chat in the morning.

Interaction 1:
  • "Just wanted to introduce myself."
  • Either option.
  • "From who?"
  • "A social butterfly?"
  • "Sure!"

Interaction 2:
  • Either option.
  • "Your here now."
  • "No."
  • Either option.
  • "Happy to help."
  • "Get some rest."

Interaction 3:
  • "You too!"
  • "Sounds...hectic."
  • "None taken." OR "No, that makes sense."
  • "Nothing..." OR "Conflict resolution."
  • "So what ARE the others saying?"

(** Her answer depends on how many of the others you've met. If you save Holly for later in the game she will tell you that practically everyone calls you their best friend :D)

  • "I'm hardly running for office."
  • "It's not July."

Interaction 4:
  • Any option.
  • "I F---ING LOVE FLYERS."
  • Any option.
  • Any option.
  • "Hey I caught up...!"
  • "$50"
  • "So...'Mirthday'?"
  • "Nice or 'nice' ?" OR "Was?"
  • Any option.
  • "She seemed concerned."
  • "Yeah, she's just got..."
  • Either option.
  • "Don't like your boss?"
  • "A little."
  • Any option.
  • "Looks like you do."
  • "Didn't you promise...?" or "You really are a workhorse."

Interaction 5:
  • Any option.
  • Any option.
  • "Can I help?"
  • Either option.
  • Any option.
  • Either option.
  • Either option.
  • Any option.
  • "..." OR "Is that the...?!"

(**If you need to befriend Airyn, here is you perfect chance to wrack up those points. Keep selecting "..." until you've done it 10x. The conversation with Holly won't continue until you choose "Is that the...?!")

  • "I didn't realize..."
  • "Is it always...?" OR "I thought she was drunk."
  • Either option.

Interaction 6:
  • "I want to help."
  • "Hear me out."
  • "I'm going to make a new holiday!"
  • Either option.
  • "Precisely."
  • Either option.
  • "I'll leave it to you then."
Interaction 7:
  • "Did you forget?"
  • "Nothing like that."
  • Any option.
  • "I think that sounds smart."
  • "Yep, they certainly are."

Happy Holly Day to all!
Hoove
Hoove

Super picky dude right here. Knows what he wants. Will accept nothing less. Good for him.

Interaction 1:
  • "Seemed like a while!"
  • "I'd love to chat."
  • "So you're...?"
  • "Seems pretty full."
  • "Guess you'd know..."
  • "I'll bet you've..."
  • Either option.
  • "You seem tired."
  • "What do you do for fun?"
  • Any option.

Interaction 2
  • Either option.
  • "You seem pretty winded."
  • "I was thinking we could do something together."
  • "Ooh! Is there a game on?"
  • "I love the Hanks!"
  • "As serious as they come!"
  • "...Papier Towelle."
  • "LET'S GO HANKEES!"
  • "Our HANKEES...!"
  • "Do you feel like...?"
  • "Hmm.."
  • "Like I want another!"
  • "Me too..."
  • "Is something weighing you down lately?"
  • "You might be..."
  • "You might need to..."
  • "You can trust a fellow Hankees fan!"
  • "Why don't I hold onto it...?"
  • Either option.
  • "Let's trash it, then!"
  • "Want me to keep it ...?"
  • "See you around, Hoove!"

Interaction 3:
  • "I'm a SUPER FAN."
  • "Trick question..."
  • "Trick question..."
  • "Trick question..."
  • Clap...!
  • "Curveball!"
  • "Screwball!"
  • "Fastball!"
  • "I KNEW THEY'D DO IT!" OR "GO HANKEEEEES!"
  • "Why not grab...?"
  • "Let's toss one back!"
  • "Let's stick with...!"
  • "Me neither...!"
  • "I'm ready to help...!"
  • "Let's go piece by piece."
  • "Keep..."
  • "That's a..."
  • "Keep it out of sight ...!"
  • "Bye Hoove..."

Interaction 4:
  • Either option.
  • "What about space for friendship?"
  • "Alright, Hoove!"

GO BIRDS HANKEES!
I, Ronaldini
I, Ronaldini (Ron)

In order to meet Ron, you will need to have Bobby unlock the door to his magic show. Dorian won't let you in on his own.

Interaction 1: (*Fun fact: I found this route by accident my first play through because I love to pick the option that is simply screaming. lmao )
  • Either option.
  • "AAAAAAAAAHHH!"
  • "AAAAAAAAAHHH!"
  • "AAAAAAAAAHHH!"
  • "B-b-but...!"
  • "O-o-okay..."
  • "I do! I do!"
  • "You do seem familiar."
  • "No! ..."
  • "Oh I see...?"
  • "Thanks!"
  • "Bring on the honesty."
  • Either option.
  • Either option.
  • "No way! ...?" OR "Wow."
  • Either option.
  • "But is it a lie...?"
  • Either option.
  • Either option.
  • Either option.
  • "Ron's not nothing..."
  • "Oh...?"
  • "You created...!"
  • "I really think you can be both."
  • "I think you just miss home."
  • Either option.
  • "You could...write a book?"
  • "All that matters..."
  • Either option.
  • "Ask away!"
  • "Heck I'll write fivewords!"

Interaction 2:
  • Either option.
  • "...Change of pace."
  • Either option.
  • "Oh yeah..." OR "Totally! ..."

Interaction 3:
  • "Yeah...!"
  • "Um...?"
  • Either option.
  • "Ok. As an experiment..."
  • Either option.
  • "I'm glad you told me all this."
  • Either option.
  • Either option.

Interaction 4:
  • Either option.
  • "I'd love it."
  • Any option.


Ron writes his dedication to you and your friendship :)

Jean Loo
Jean Loo

Save Jean Loo to be one of the very last dateables you talk to.

**Unless, of course you decided to make Jean Loo one of the characters you make HATE you on purpose. I recommend doing so, and this piece of advise will be reiterated in Reggie's section. I'll point out a good place to get the temporary HATE ending. Jean Loo is one I recommend you make HATE you on purpose, because you can just talk to Jean Loo again and ask for another chance, which he'll readily agree to without using a candy from Keith.

Interaction 1:
  • Either option.
  • "So...?"
  • "Holy crap."
  • "Yes..."
  • Either option.
  • Either option.
  • Either option.
  • "I don't think..."
  • Either option.
  • Either option.
  • Either option.

Interaction 2:
  • "Yes, I'm ready."
  • "What do you mean...?"
  • "WHAT DID YOU SAY" OR "Huh?"
  • "Okay, here goes."
  • "Okay. Got it."
  • "Okay..."
  • " - Jack!"
  • " - Back!"
  • " - Sack!"
  • " - Shack!"
  • " - Smack!"
  • "Yippee!"
  • "Yes."

DO NOT TALK TO JEAN LOO AGAIN UNTIL YOU HAVE HIGH SPECS POINTS IN ALL CATEGORIES. IF YOU NEED TO FAIL ON PURPOSE CARRY ON.

Interaction 3:
  • "Yes."
  • "I won't..."
  • Either option.
  • Either option.
  • "Turns out..."
  • "You turn around..."
  • "Let's go!"
  • "Dredging..."
  • "This sh-- won't get done..."
  • Either option.
  • Either option.
  • "Let's go!"
  • Either option.
  • [Sass 20] OR [Sass 30]
  • [Sass 65], [Poise 70], OR [70 Empathy] (Choose: "Get upset." To throw the rap battle)
  • [Charm 70]
  • [Empathy 25]
"Meh, I can live with that."

You have earned Jean Loo's respect.

If you throw the rap battle, come back and ask Jean Loo for a rematch. During the rematch select the options from Interaction 3 from "[Sass 20] OR [Sass 30]" onward to win and immediately befriend.

Jerry
Jerry

Jerry is a content aware character. Therefore, you can just skip his story entirely and choose the FRIENDS ending.

But if you don't have content aware on, or you're not particularly triggered by Jerry's subject matter, it's still very easy to befriend Jerry! In fact you can do it in one interaction!

Choose:
  • "Is that a rusty nail?"
  • "Ooh, very romantic."
  • "Oh..."
  • "Seems kinda cramped in here."
  • "This seems..."
  • "It's pretty cramped...?"
  • "No, no...!"
  • "Yeah."
  • "Well..."
  • "Maybe I can...?"
  • "The old parasol."
  • "Wrap it in holiday lights."
  • "How about these...?"
  • "We make a great team, my friend."

You are now Jerry's friend-o.
Johnny Splash
Johnny Splash

*I want to show my grandma this character because she's a massive Elvis fan. Saw him in concert when he was alive when she was young and still just gushes about him. I even have a special Elvis playlist for when I'm driving her around. But that being said...how tf am I supposed to show my grandma this man and explain he's a shower? Onwards with ya...

Interaction 1:
  • "Oh because...!"
  • "Maybe cinnamon?"
  • "Thanks, bud!"
  • "I'll leave a positive review."
  • "Tell me more." OR "I didn't know that."
  • "Doubtful."
  • "Absolutely."
  • Any option.
  • "12 minutes."
  • "Wow..."
  • Any option.
  • "And that's a problem?"
  • "Hungry?"
  • "Dreams? What dreams?"
  • "Yeah, you definitely did."
  • "Please Johnny, tell me your dream!"
  • "What's the condition?" OR [SASS 60]
  • "I will, Johnny..."

Interaction 2:
  • Either option.
  • "I promised."
  • "Well I'm here. Wasn't there something...?"
  • Any option.
  • "Wait, I'm sorry..."
  • "Then you'd have no femurs."
  • "What's wrong with...?" OR "What else would you do?"
  • "Something...?"
  • "I'm incapable..."
  • "Tell me..."
  • Either option.
  • "Would Chris Barron...?"
  • "I'm sorry, what...?"
  • "Seriously? I inspired you?"
  • "Who's your boss...?"
  • Either option.
  • "Never heard of it."
  • "Sounds fascinating..."
  • "Without question...!"
  • "Sounds like a plan."

Interaction 3:
  • "100% Johnny..."
  • "They liked it?"
  • "I knew they'd love you!"
  • "I'm actually kinda jealous."
  • "Anything to help..."
  • "Let's do it!"
  • "Oh...wow...that was..." (OR [POISE 95] for a rare collectible and ends the convo immediately)
  • "No no...!"
  • "That's not it at all...!"
  • "I think you..."
  • "Please don't be like this."
  • "If I watch Duke...?"
  • "I think that's a good idea."
  • "Ok, I'll give you one more chance..."

Interaction 4:
  • "I didn't want to miss your big night."
  • "That's what friends are for."
  • "Absolutely!"
  • "I bet!"
  • "Very cool."
  • Either option.
  • "It must just be a mistake."
  • "Don't be so hard on yourself."
  • "And it's a wonderful part of you..."
  • "Absolutely, bro."
  • "That's what I'm here for, Johnny."
  • "That's perfect!"
  • "Anytime!"

Johnny's is happy he has an honest but supportive friend to keep his ego in check.
Keith
Keith

Keith is a content aware character. You can choose to skip his story entirely and become friends immediately. Also, when you talk to Keith again, he'll just judge your SPECS and give you candy when you're SPECS points are high enough. You can get 1 candy per SPEC stat.

But if you don't have content aware on, or aren't triggered by Keith's subject matter, Keith's friendship can be won in one interaction!

Choose:
  • Either option.
  • I agree...

Friendship...

This will satisfy the requirement for the trophy, but you'll need to talk to Keith a few more times.

Interaction 1:
  • "So...?"
  • "Did the previous owner...?"
  • "You might..."
  • "I don't have a preference!"
  • "No! ..."
  • "Open minded."
  • "Like I'm going to tell you!"
  • "Duh! ..."
  • "I'm still young..."
Make sure you have high SPECS before talking to Keith again.

Interaction 2:
  • "Keith?"
  • "You seem very wise, Keith."
  • "Are you referring to you and Dorian?"
  • "Learning to appreciate the little things."

+2 Candy

Keith will give you Candy if you SPECS are high enough (>45 points)

1 Candy per SPEC stats.

Candies undo hate endings. You NEED candies for the trophy! See Regina ("Reggie")!

Interaction 3:
  • "Things are good!"
  • "I...think I have?"
  • "I'm crushing it...!"
  • "Hang on a sec..."
  • "They have certainly been useful...!"

+ 1 Candy

Interaction 4:
  • Either option
  • "I wanted to see..."
  • "What is it?"
  • "How can I help...?"
  • "The Valdivian folks used to live here?"
  • "This could be the key..."
  • "How would we...?"
  • "Don't you think...?"
  • "What if we got caught?"
  • "Ethically..."
  • "Let's do it...!"

+1 Candy

Interaction 5:
  • "I'm ready. Let's do this!"
  • "It's all in how we ask them, my friend."
  • "We need to hack into..."
  • "That's exactly correct, Mac..."
  • "Mac, please? ..."
  • "Meaning we have limited attempts..."
  • "Keith, any ideas?"
  • "Oh, quit trying to pretend...!"
  • "Hurry up, Keith...!"
  • "Did you just say...?"
  • "Oh. Right. Of course not."
  • "Is that it?"
  • "Isn't there somewhere else we can look?"
  • "I'd love that Keith..."

+1 Candy

Now you have all candies.
Keyes
Keyes

Interaction 1:
  • "..."
  • "Brava! Brava!"
  • "Is that 'dulcimer'?"
  • "I don't know...?"

Interaction 2:
  • "Yes!"
  • "Of course you would..."
  • "Ohhh..."
  • Either option.
  • Either option.
  • Either option.

Keyes will send you to Hoove, Lux, and Hector. You need to talk to each of them before you can progress Keye's story.

Interaction 3:
  • "Lots of progress!"
  • "Ah no..."
  • "I think it's more..." OR "My composition...?"
  • Either option.
  • "What agreement?" OR "Zero agreements. Nothing."
  • Either option.
  • "What are you talking about?"
  • "That's because I'm not a composer."
  • Either option.
  • "Alright..."
  • "Cherry."
  • "I think..."
  • Either option.
  • Either option.
  • Either option.
  • "Not wealthy...", "Not a connoisseur...", OR "Not a wealthy connoisseur..."
  • "In a nutshell." OR "That's right!"

Interaction 4:
  • Either option.
  • "Ooh, sexy title." OR "Maybe you haven't..."
  • "Sooo...?" OR "Is this about....?"
  • "I'd watch that."
  • "Fascinating story."
  • "Ooh. What happens next?"

Interaction 5:
  • "Of course..."
  • "Yes, I do."
  • "Hm..."
  • "Was he on nonstop?"
  • "That's not so bad...?"
  • Either option.
  • "If you hum the mattress jingle..."
  • "I love me..."
  • "Would you like me to...?"
  • "I'm confused..."
  • "Then introduce yourself." OR "Today is a great day to fix that."
  • Either option.
  • Either option.
  • Any option.
  • "Easy. Just tell him..."
  • "However you want to spend your time..."

Interaction 6:
  • "It could definitely be..."
  • "I thought we..."
  • "I do enjoy your company, Keyes..."
  • "I would love that."
  • "You are. So that all..."
  • "That's what friends do."
  • "I didn't want anything else."

Interaction 7:
  • "And you want my help?"
  • EIther option.
  • "Sounds good."
  • "I say focus on the path you're on..."
  • "Of course, who is it...?"
  • Either option.
  • "You got it. Banning that record forever."
  • "So what you really what is to hear it again."

Interaction 8:
  • "Only when..."
  • Either option
  • (**Here comes another cute Rainey fit)
  • "I'm taking my seat!"
  • Any option.
  • "I like that they remained friends..."

Keyes is happy to have a new collaborator.
Koa
Koa

Koa's a chill guy and fairly straightforward.

Interaction 1:
  • Any option.
  • Any option.
  • Any option.
  • "Yeah, I love that."
  • "Guess I'll give it a shot then."
  • "Is this...?" OR "Whoa! Free money!"
  • "I'm touched."

Interaction 2:
  • "Thanks!"
  • "..."
  • "You found my car keys!"
  • "Thanks!"

Interaction 3:
  • "Good to see you!"
  • "Let me guess...?"
  • "GIMME THE SNACKS"
  • "Wow, I'm touched."

Interaction 4:
  • "You know it!"
  • "Oh hell yeah!"
  • "Oh yeah..."

Interaction 5:
  • "Something on your mind?"
  • "Isn't it always?"
  • " 'I love you' ?"
  • "Thank you!"
  • "Sure, but as friends."

That's what he was after anyways.
Kopi
Kopi

Kopi has the MOST interactions in the game. You need to order each drink 3x each, and have a few more conversations after this. Additionally, if you've spoken to Abel he'll immediately send you to Kopi. Progression in Kopi's story will pause and she'll give you a coffee for Abel.

It does not matter what order you choose to order the drinks. You can order each drink x3 in a row (ex. Latte, Latte, Latte) or you can bounce around (ex. Latte, Affogato, Irish coffee). Just make sure you know the answer to Kopi's questions when you order the drink for the 3rd time.

Latte 1:
  • "A latte."
  • "So...what is a latte?"

Latte 2:
  • "A latte."
  • "Why is it...?"

Latte 3:
  • "A latte."

Kopi will ask 1 of 2 questions
  • 1. ....The most essential pattern? ANSWER: "The Rosetta."
  • 2. What's in a latte? ANSWER: "...a TOUCH of foam."

Affogato 1:
  • "An affogato."
  • "Why is it called...?"
  • "Sounds like a delicious drowning."

Affogato 2:
  • "An affogato."
  • "What's in...?"

Affogato 3:
  • "An affogato."

Kopi will ask 1 of 2 questions
  • 1. "What does 'affogato'...? ANSWER: "Drowned."
  • 2. "...Dessert or drink?" ANSWER: "Drink."

Irish Coffee 1:
  • "An Irish coffee."
  • "Wait, why is there alcohol in here?"

Irish coffee 2:
  • "An Irish coffee."
  • "What exactly...?"

Irish coffee 3:
  • "An Irish coffee."

Kopi will ask 1 or 2 questions.
  • 1. Why do you need to use Irish whisky? ANSWER: "It's smoother with hints of vanilla."
  • 2. What do you pour over Irish coffee? ANSWER: "Thick cream."

From here you don't need or order any more coffee, Kopi will open up about her troubles at work.

Interaction 1:
  • Either option.
  • "I've loved..."
  • "You certainly make some stellar coffee."

Interaction 2:
  • EIther option.
  • Either option.
  • Either option.
  • "What's wrong with...?" (If you haven't met Nightmare, Kopi will tell you how here.)
  • "Maybe I'll have to..."
  • "He probably..."

Interaction 3:
  • Either option
  • "That was...weird."
  • "Take me...to your leader."
  • "Friendly sounds about right."
  • "Of course."
  • Either option.
  • "But you love going slowly!"
  • Any option.
  • "You have the returning customers."
  • Either option.

Interaction 4:
  • Either option.
  • "What is it Kopi?"
  • "I'm so happy for you!"
  • "I'll let you..."
  • "That would be awesome."

Kopi makes your friendship official.
Kristof
Kristof

Good news! Our pal Kristof can be won over in two interactions!

Interaction 1:
Select any option. He will end up telling you to return with a weapon.

Interaction 2:
  • "A soup spoon."
  • "Definitely eye-scooping."
  • Either option.
  • "You're hugging me."
  • "You kinda smell good..."
  • "Have you ever...?"
  • "Right. Violence. Go it."
  • "I flail wildly..."
  • "...Seems like fun!"
  • Either option.
  • "What's the story with...?"
  • "Why...?"
  • "Oh, yeah, sorry. Go for it."
  • "This is awesome."
  • "Tell me you had a party after that."
  • "...I'm proud of you!"

Kristof surprises even himself that he wants to be friends with you even though you're anti-violence.
Lady Memoria
Lady Memoria

Interaction 1:
  • "I'm confused...I made you." OR "Oh, don't worry..." OR "Ok wait...?"
  • "Ouchies."
  • "I am so on board...!"
  • "Not this time. I'm ready."
  • "We shall."

Talk to Cam and Artt before returning to Lady Memoria.

Interaction 2:
  • "Sounds good...!"
  • Any option.
  • "Toss..." OR "Oh, keep...!"
  • "I can let go of those..." OR "...Let's hang it up."
  • "...Throw those away." OR "...Let's put those up."
  • "...Yeah, they can go." OR "...Hang 'em up!"
  • "I love how open-minded you are..."
  • "Toss it..." OR "...Put it up."
  • Either option.
  • "We can let go of that." OR "Totally hang it!"

Interaction 3:
  • "Um..." OR "Hang that one..."
  • "And what about...?"
  • "They can go." OR "No. I like 'em! ..."
  • "...Toss it." OR "...Hang it up."
  • "...I don't need it anymore." OR "I definitely want to keep that."
  • "No..." OR "...Let's put this up."

Interaction 4:
  • "Don't I get to have an opinion...?"
  • "I'm going to miss..."
  • "Don't be ridiculous." OR "Everyone who comes over should see this..."
  • "We can throw this one away." OR "We hang it..."
  • "A collage for the trash can..." OR "This definitely goes on the wall!"
  • "I like him, too.!"
  • Either option.
  • "Let it go." OR "Hang it up...!"
  • "Nah..." OR "Hell yes...!"
  • "...We can throw this out." OR "Yeah..."
  • "I'll try to organize..."

Lady Memoria had a good time helping you organize your memories and is happy to do it again the future.


Lucinda Lavish
Lucinda Lavish

Lucinda Lavish is a DLC only character.

Lucinda will pop up quite randomly. Just use you're dateviators as usual and she'll interrupt at some point. I have found that she is more likely to interrupt when you're dateviators are aimed at something that would be a more expensive item in the house (Ex: the safe, the dining room table, the piano, etc).

Interaction 1:
  • "Oh, hello... !"
  • "Thank you?"
  • "Okay... !"
  • "No thanks..." OR "Actually..."

Interaction 2:
  • "I love choices!"
  • "I want to know more..."
  • "You're more..."
  • "No, you're doing great!"

Interaction 3:
  • "You said you're..."
  • "Prove it."
  • "Everything?"
  • "You've convinced me!"

Interaction 4:
  • "How else..."
  • "Okay..."
  • "How can you...?"
  • "That's my friend, Dorian."
  • "Why...?"
  • "Woah..."
  • "I think I just..."
  • Either option.

Interaction 5:
  • "I'm not convinced..."
  • "Did your voice just go deeper just then?"
  • "I have seen a different side..."
  • "Lucinda, tell me your deepest secret."
  • "Couldn't agree more."
  • "That's awesome!"

Interaction 6:
  • "I'm starting to understand..."
  • "That's a pretty good one!"
  • "No there doesn't...!"
  • "Congratulations..."
  • "I do...!"

Interaction 7:
  • "You are Lucinda Limitless."
  • "You're Limitless!"
  • Best Friend.

You won't see Lucinda again until you start Realizing folks but she'll thank you for being so supportive and looks forward to seeing you.
Luke
Luke

It's best to talk to Luke in the mornings. He'll ask you to talk in the morning specifically a couple of times through out the story.

Interaction 1:
  • "Thank the Immortals..."
  • "Freeing yourself of material objects..."
  • "Wonderful! I love making new friends!"
  • Salute patriotically.
  • "What kinds of solutions?"
  • "Can you...?"
  • "Use my blood for fuel...?"
  • Either option.
  • "Oh definitely dead."
  • Either option.
  • "Exciting! ..."
  • "Maybe? I have a hard time..."
  • "Whoa."
  • "So you're going to die?"
  • "Yes, Sir!"

Interaction 2:
  • "But I only have my drivers license!"
  • "I've got the same issue. No sweat."
  • Either option.
  • "Ok."
  • "How'd you manage that?" OR "Sounds terrifying!"
  • "That's nuts."
  • "Makes sense."
  • "Yes, sir!"
  • "No."
  • "What's the signal?"

Interaction 3:
  • "Ok."
  • "Yep!"
  • "I don't think I know how."
  • "I'm sorry, I didn't mean to."
  • "Can't we talk about this?"

Interaction 4:
  • "I needed to see you."
  • "But I wanted to see you!"
  • "But why lie, Luke?"
  • "Actually, I kinda do."
  • "You still can, Luke!"
  • "You've got literal radiation...!"
  • "And who knows...!"
  • "That's okay with me, Luke Nukem."
  • "Luke, I'm all about it. Just the 'naked' part seemed to come out of nowhere. (*It well and truly did, I feel. But it's all good.)

Luke thanks you for making him feel better about himself.
Lux
Lux

This can be done in two interactions!

Interaction 1:
  • "You're literally flawless."
  • "You're perfect..."
  • "You're the definition of perfection."
  • "Never change."
  • "At everything."
  • "Sounds GREAT!"

Congrats Lux LOVES you.

Interaction 2:
jk You're broken up.

  • "What?!"
  • "Uh... Ok."

Besties.
Lyric
Lyric

Interaction 1:
  • "Ok, but..."
  • "Wow...??"
  • Any option.
  • "I'm totally curious."
  • Either option.
  • "Do you have a favorite genre to write?"
  • "Oh no! We gotta a do something..."
  • Either option.

Interaction 2:
  • "I know exactly what you mean."
  • "For sure! Let's..."

You need to select options that will give you a best seller. There are a lot of possibilities to pull this off. Lyric will say, "This will be one for the ages!"

  • "No, let's go ahead with this one!"

Interaction 3:
  • "Absolutely!"

Interaction 4:
  • "I'll always help you, buddy...!"

OR

  • If you wrote a "spicy" book Lyric will ask if you have those feelings towards them. Say no.
Mac
Mac

Interaction 1:
  • Either option.
  • Either option.
  • "It came to me..."
  • "Unless you have a better..."
  • "They are?" OR "More sophisticated than...?"
  • "I agree."
  • "Jesus, that much?"
  • "Aww thanks Mac."
  • "Fo sho."
  • "I love it too!"
  • "The planned obsolescence?"
  • "Haha yeah..."
  • "Very much."
  • "I guess I wasn't..."
  • "They are?"
  • "Of course!"
  • "Absolutely."

Interaction 2:
  • "That's what I do..."
  • "Nope..."
  • "Wait...?"
  • "No lies detected."
  • "Yeah...!"
  • "I'd never..."
  • "I think it's..."
  • "We're gonna...?"
  • "Absolutely."
  • "Makes sense."
  • "Are you ok?"
  • "No worries..."
  • "Uh...?"
  • "Very cool."
  • "No prob."
  • "Oh no...!" OR "I understand."
  • "For you Mac?..."
  • "Cool!"
  • "Is that sexy?..."
  • "Ok."
Interaction 3:
  • "It's not really something..."
  • "Remind me?"
  • "I'll take your word..."
  • "Yeah..." OR "Those were dark times."
  • "Cool!"
  • "That's great, friend!"
  • "Oh I get it."
  • "Idk...?"
  • "Sure..."
  • "Huzzzah!"
  • "Dope upgrade."
  • "Yes...!"
  • "How many...?"
  • Either option.
  • "Wait...?"
  • "Wait...?"
  • "I'm not actually..."

Mac's a little insulted but respects your wish to be friends and thanks you for supporting them!
Maggie and Sinclaire
Maggie and Sinclaire

Maggie and Sinclaire's stories are interwoven so much so that you can't get an ending for one without getting an ending for the other.

For ease I am writing them together!

Wait until you can pass a [25 SMARTS] check.

Start with Sinclaire:

Sinclaire Interaction 1:
  • Either option.
  • "Turkleman City...?"
  • Any option.
  • Any option.

Sinclaire Interaction 2:
  • Either option.
  • "But I thought Shirley Temples were..."
  • Either option.
  • "Well, that sounds dangerous."
  • Either option.
  • "I'm getting that."
  • Any option.
  • "Wait...I thought you just said..."
  • "Probably shouldn't have..."
  • "Go home and 'sink' about what you've done?"
  • "I'll do everything I can!"
  • "I think I know just the magnifying glass."

Now we move to Maggie:

Maggie Interaction 1:
  • "What are...?"
  • "That was you?"
  • "I'm glad someone..."
  • "That sounds useful..."
  • "My hair, you say?"
  • "Tell me more!"
  • "But..."
  • "If you'd be open to it..."
  • Either option.
  • "I think I know who sent the letter."
  • "...Mitchell..."
  • "You know..."

Maggie Interaction 2:
  • "Thanks, Maggie."
  • "Do tell!"
  • Any option.
  • "Let's do it!" OR "Capital idea!"
  • "Hoove." (OR "Wallace" only if he's saying more than wall)

Maggie Interaction 3:
Go speak to whomever you chose and they will send you to Stepford.

Maggie Interaction 4:
Talk to Stepford (He will talk to you at any time of day for this quest, his story will only progress at night.)
  • "Could we actually...?"
  • Either option.
  • "We know you didn't...!"
  • "Let's bring in the Scandalabra!"
  • "See you there."

Maggie Interaction 5:

  • Talk to Scandalabra.

  • Either option.
  • Any option.
  • "...Shininess..."
  • "Doesn't silver tarnish?"
  • "What about the way...?"
  • Any option.
  • "Alright..."
  • "Quite so! The supposed stamp!"
  • Either option.
  • Any option.
  • Any option.
  • "Yes, as a friend!"

    Maggie Interaction 6:
    • Either option (Sinclaire).
    • Either option.
    • Either option.
    • Either option.

    Maggie Interaction 7:
    Maggie is ready to solve Sinclaire's case with your help!

    Time to return to Sinclaire!

    Sinclaire Interaction 3 (Maggie Mystery):
    • "Um..."
    • Either option.
    • "Let's go into a bit of detail..."
    • "What do you do there?"
    • "What if my name's not Martin?"
    • "What's your boss' name?"
    • Either option.
    • "Tell me about your office."
    • "Let's move on..."
    • To Maggie: "It's like he's making it all up..."
    • To Maggie: "He's a sink..."
    • "Martin, I'd like to..."
    • "But you mentioned..."
    • To Maggie:"What do you make of...?"
    • To Maggie: "Jimson weed is a thing."
    • To Maggie: [25 SMARTS]
    • To Maggie: "I have my takeaway..."
    • To Maggie: "He ordered from a real restaurant..."
    • To Maggie: "And on top of that...!"

    • "Can you tell us...?"
    • "What was the deal with the punch card?"
    • "Do you still have it?"
    • "Why did she...?"
    • "How do I know...?"
    • "Let's move on..."
    • To Maggie: "The Disposal Warranty..."

    • "I'd like to know what..."
    • "Let's talk to Arma."
    • "Can you provide a medical diagnosis...?"
    • "....Started that fire?"
    • "Let's bring in Dorian."
    • "Was Sinclaire always this way?"
    • "Does Sinclaire recognize you?"
    • "Have you noticed anything...?"
    • "Alright, let's move on."
    • You can talk to Sudsy for fun :)
    • "I think we're ready to move on."

    • "I think we're done here...!"
    • Any option.
    • To Maggie: "I agree..." OR "I'm confident..."
    • "Sinclaire, you're actually a sink."
    • "Other objects..."
    • "Something happened..."
    • "No, Sinclaire you ate a psychedelic weed!"
    • "Your encounter..."
    • "The 'punch card' was a disposal warranty!"
    • "Hit the disposal!"
    • Any option.
    • To Maggie: "Maggie, why don't I...?"
    • "Maybe we can just hang out?"
    • Any option.

    BOOM! You, Sinclaire and Sudsy are pals for life.

    Now go and wrap things up with Maggie too!

    Maggie Interaction 8:
    • "We make an amazing team!"
    • "Let's just stay friends, ok?"
    Maggie had an amazing time solving mysteries with you and can't wait to have you join in again!
    • Mateo
    Mateo

    Interaction 1:
    • "What's going on?"
    • "Who is Davi?" OR "Must be a friend of yours."
    • "I don't think so..."
    • "Poor thing..."
    • Either option.
    • "Who is...?" OR "Feisty!" OR "Awww..."
    • Either option.
    • "Can I pet her?" OR "Is she friendly?"
    • "Ah on second thought..."
    • "Is there...?"
    • Either option.
    • "You've gotta lighten up on yourself."
    • "You're not...?"
    • "You've got a big heart...!"
    • "I'd love that."

    Talk to Phoenicia, then return to Mateo

    Mateo will have additional interactions depending on how many of the dateables with pets you have met. Your choices during them will not matter.

    Interaction 2:
    • "If I had a nickel..."
    • "No problem!"
    • "You weren't kidding..."
    • "Great plan! I'll let you get to it."
    • "Yeah, of course."

    Now you are on the search for Davi! You'll find a few friends you'll need to bring back to Mateo before you can find him.

    Interaction 3:
    Davi has made a friend in the laundry room on the windowsill. Use your dateviators to interact with it so you can bring it to Mateo.

    Interaction 4:

    Return to Mateo.

    • "Did Betty find anything?"
    • "Not the bathroom actually..."
    • Either option.
    • Any option.
    • "I'm on it!"

    Interaction 5:
    Davi's next friend is nearby, right next to Connie. Use the dateviators to befriend it and bring it to Mateo.

    Interaction 6:
    Return to Mateo
    • "Mateo, breathe...?"
    • "Anything from Lyric?" OR "Did any of your leads...?"
    • Either option.
    • Either option.
    • "Lay it on me." OR "Gimme what you've got!"

    Interaction 6:
    You'll find Davi and an old friend in the gym closet under a box, beneath the lowest shelf. Interact with them so they'll both come with you back to Mateo (you'll earn the "Found Davi" trophy if you haven't already.)

    Interaction 7:
    Return to Mateo
    • Either option.
    • Either option.
    • Either option.
    • "I really don't think..."
    • "No one is perfect..."
    • "I've grown pretty attached..."
    • "Honestly, I see us more as friends."

    Mateo will have one more interaction to lock in your friendship ending. :)
    Mikey Transaction
    Mikey Transaction

    Mikey is a DLC only character.

    Interaction 1:
    • "What are the features?"
    • "I think we'll be good friends, Mikey."
    • Either option.
    • "Ooohh..."
    • Either option.
    • Either option.

    Interaction 2:
    • "Who was that on the phone?"
    • "It's okay, Mikey. I was just curious."
    • "How many...?"
    • Either option.
    • "What kinds of things...?"
    • Either option.
    • "How can things...?"
    • Either option.
    • "Who is your wife?"
    • "Just saying hi!"

    Interaction 3:
    "Just saying hi!" (*You can do more but always select this option to progress the story. If you pull for armor only pull 4x maximum or Mikey will kick you out without story progression.)

    Interaction 4:
    • "Was that your wife...?"
    • "Does that mean...?"
    • "Sounds gaseous and highly volatile."
    • "Okay, let's get back to it!"
    • "Just saying hi!"

    Interaction 5:
    • "Just saying hi!"

    Interaction 6:
    • "Is everything okay at work?"
    • "What Valdivian..."
    • "Can you pull your way...?"
    • "I'll find a way to support you..."
    • "Just saying hi!"

    Interaction 7:
    • "What's wrong with that?"
    • "That sounds great!"

    FRIENDSHIP ACHIEVED. +20% LUCK ON ARMOR PULLS!
    Miranda
    Miranda
    Interaction 1:
    • "I can..."
    • "What kind of...?"
    • "Barbershop?" OR "Gregorian chanting?"
    • "If I'm lucky."

    Interaction 2:
    • "Wanted to ask..."
    • "Oh my god..."
    • "Sorry..."
    • "Yeah! ..."
    • "100% ..."
    • "You're going to...?"

    Interaction 3:
    • "No, I totally..."
    • "Ooh, fun..."
    • "Of course."
    • "A broken heart."
    • "A love so fragile, a broken glass..."
    • "Anytime..."
    • "I think..."

    Interaction 4:
    • "Yeah..."

    Miranda is happy to have you keep helping her write songs as a friend.
    Mitchell
    Mitchell

    *General tip for a positive ending with Mitchell: He's reviewer. But he's friends with the owners, be nice.

    Interaction 1:
    • "It's a Sauvignon Blanc."
    • "It probably pairs nicely with goat cheese."
    • "I consider myself..."
    • "That would be great!"

    The order you choose to visit the restaurants does not matter.

    Interaction 2:
    • "Let's do sushi!"
    • "I think it's exquisite, Daisuke."
    • "Look more closely..."
    • "Traditionally..."
    • ''Great! ..."
    • "Eat it right away...!"
    • "Mmmm...!"

    Interaction 3:
    • "I'd love to!"
    • "You had me at 'ice cream'."
    • "Rustic...!"
    • "That's so creative...!"
    • "Freddy that's so COOL! ..."
    • "Wanna swirl things up...?"
    • "FREDERICK...!"
    • "Lay it on me, baby!"
    • "Just take me now, why don't you?"
    • "Oh, you SLUT." OR "You're a naughty, naughty boy..."
    • "Give it to me, Freddy." OR "TAKE ME YOU NASTY ANIMAL!" (**Ok... some of these choices out of context are painting a completely different picture lmao)
    • "Au contraire..!"

    Interaction 4:
    • "Such as?"
    • "Ask away!" OR "Anything."
    • "They are themselves an act of love."

    Interaction 5:
    • "I'd love to!"
    • "Hawaiian Fusion...!"
    • "Love the cheongsachorong..."
    • "Koa's lap is pretty comfy!"
    • "Um...?"
    • "Do you happen to have oi muchim?"
    • "Geonbae!"
    • "THIS SLAPS!"
    • "Yes, Mitchell?"
    • "10/10. Your company was wonderful, but...
    • "Yes, alas! I'll be back soon."

    Interaction 7:
    • "Let's hear Koa's..."
    • "How about Freddy's...?"
    • "Let's read Daisuke's..."
    • "I find you palatable as a friend."

    The sentiment is returned.
    Monique
    Monique

    You must get an ending with Sophia before you can meet Monique.

    Interaction 1:
    • Any option
    • "Nice to meet you."
    • "I was kinda..."
    • "I just wanted..."
    • "Can't we just hang out?"
    • "Oh okay..."
    Interaction 2:
    • "I'll wait."
    • Either option.
    • "What...?"
    • "I appreciate it."
    • Either option.
    • "I see! Thanks!"

    Interaction 3:
    • "Who is that...?"
    • "I'll just leave it..."
    • "You seem eager."
    • Either option.
    • "Monique, are you scared?"

    Monique will tell you to come back another day. Pay attention to what day she tells you.

    Interaction 4:
    • "Oh okay."
    • "Yeah I do."
    • "An interview?"
    • "Those are high stakes!"

    Monique is going to quiz you on money related things. After each correct answer Monique will say
    • "Duly noted."

    You want to get at least one answer wrong on purpose. You want her to like you, not love you or hate you.

    Here's an example of answers for a "good enough" score:

    • Q1. "Wait...."
    • Q2. "Sell it to a friend..."
    • Q3. "Pay off my debts and invest the rest."
    • Q4. "Allocate..."
    • Q5. "20%"
    • Q6. "All the time."
    • Q7. "Because I like you."

    She'll calculate your score on her next interaction.

    She'll think your good enough with money. But not completely trustworthy enough to date, declare you friends and invite you to visit.

    IF YOU END UP PASSING THE QUIZ AND MONIQUE WANTS TO DATE YOU: There's an option to tell her you like her as a friend. She'll be sad and won't leave the safe but accept.
    Nightmare
    Nightmare

    Nightmare is a content aware character.     You can skip the story if you need/want to and select the friendship ending. From there you can ask Nightmare for nice dreams when they show up.

    If you aren't skipping read this section further :)

    Interaction 1
    • "Stop, please!"
    • "I-I'm not!"
    • "That's it?"
    • "Wait how can I see you again?"

    Nightmare will advise you that drinking coffee at midnight is a good way to cause nightmares.

    Interaction 2:
    • "...cut it out!"
    • Either.
    • "Why should I...?"
    • "...Failure."

    Interaction 3:
    • "That's too scary! Why...?"
    • "That the perfect version of me..."

    Interaction 4:
    • "Hey, wait."
    • "I was just thinking..."
    • "I just want..."
    • "I have this..."
    • "There's value in fear..."
    • "I wish..."

    Interaction 5:
    • "Hey, Nightmare."
    • "Oh no no..."
    • "Did what?"
    • "I guess that's why..."
    • "Are you okay?"
    • "Why do you HAVE to scare me?"
    • "Ohh, mercy, help!"
    • "You need to..."

    Interaction 6:
    • "What are you saying?"
    • "A friendship?"

    Yes. A friendship.
    Parker
    Parker

    Interaction 1:
    • "Hi Parker!"
    • "I would!"
    • "Sure, why not?"
    • "Okay..." OR "Interesting...!"
    • "Okay- can't wait!"


    You're relationship status with Parker is up chance with a dice roll. You are going to aim to weigh the dice to roll for love and ask him to step down into friendship.

    I will share my strategy that has worked through multiple play thrus:

    Interaction 2:
    • "Yes, how do you play?"
    • "Green."
    • "Spin the spinner!"
    • "Actually..."

    • "Spin the spinner!" (**The amount of times you need to select this option is a bit up to chance, but you should still win if you keep selecting this option. Even if you don't win, it's not that big of deal unless you lose another game. Reload a save if you fail another game.)

    • "That just seemed..."
    • Any option.

    Interaction 3:
    • Either option.
    • "As my first move..."
    • Develop your pieces to the center.
    • Brush Parker's hand with yours.
    • Let the bishop go...

    +1 Win

    Interaction 4:
    • "Sure..."
    • "France."
    • Look over at Parker's resources.
    • Attempt to corner...
    • Put all your resources...

    +1 Win

    Interaction 5:
    SAVE BEFORE STARTING THIS INTERACTION.

    Even though the dice will be heavily loaded in your favor it is still up to chance and getting the HATE ending is possible.

    • "Great!"
    • "Er...can I be friends instead?"

    Parker always allows stepping down prizes. Or if you rolled Friendship... even better.

    Penelope
    Penelope

    Interaction 1:
    • Any option.
    • "Go on then."
    • "Sorry?"
    • Either option.
    • "You're so right queen."
    • "Time to look to..."
    • "Just be yourself." OR "Match his energy..."

    Interaction 2:
    • "Tell me about it..."
    • "Hey that's great."
    • "Masc or femme just be yourself."
    • "Maybe you..."

    Interaction 3:
    • "Arispotle really knew his sh--."
    • "She couldn't be more wrong."
    • "I don't know..."
    • "You better treat her right."
    • "I'll...leave you to it." OR "I'll see myself out?"

    Interaction 4:
    • "What was so bad about Chance?"
    • "You deserve someone brave..."
    • "Wow, you did great." OR "Hey, Skylar! Here for your date?"
    • Any option.
    • "Penelope..."

    Interaction 5:
    • "I don't think that's true at all."
    • "Is this really the best you think you can do?"
    • "Of course."

    Penelope is happy to have a friend looking out for her while she's on her quest for love!
    Phoenicia
    Phoenicia

    Interaction 1(**I noticed if you don't start Phoenicia's story line until much later in the game, this interaction will be skipped. If you don't get this conversation just skip to Interaction 2.):

    • "Sounds fun..."
    • Either option.
    • "Sure sounds like something."
    • "It looked like..."

    Interaction 2:
    • Remove Phoenicia's case.
    • "Better?"
    • "Okay..."
    • "Tell me about it!" (She'll add Roomers to find more folks if you're early on in the game, if not she'll just tell you she's out of gossip.)
    Interaction 3:
    • "Oh no, not again." OR "I'm sorry...!"
    • "What do I do...?"
    • To Freddy: "I need your help."
    • Either option.
    • "Hang on..."
    • Any option.
    • "Of course I do." OR "Why wouldn't I?"
    • "Is the cold air helping...?"
    • "You don't need to thank me..."
    • "Is it normal...?"
    • "So...?"
    • Either option.
    • "Are you? ..."
    • Either option.
    • "You care a lot."
    • Either option.
    • Either option.

    Interaction 4:
    • Either option.
    • "...Could we just be friends?"

    You've saved Phoenicia from burn out and she's happy to have you as a best friend. This will satisfy the goal for the achievement but there will be one more interaction with Phoenicia!
    Prissy
    Prissy

    We must give her, her flowers. Literally.

    Interaction 1:
    • Either option.
    • "So my mere..."
    • "That makes more sense..."
    • "I'm sorry, you what?"
    • "...sure?"
    • Either option.
    • "I know! It's so perfumey."
    • "Cool..."
    • "Real...?"
    • "...That is very cool and exciting!"
    • "Of course I will."
    • "Oh, a spell..."
    • Douse, Wiggle AND Recite
    • "Honestly no..." OR "I don't think..."
    • "Totally. Your fun."

    Interaction 2:
    • "Oh? Which was?"
    • "Ok, I'll bite...!"
    • "Magic?"
    • "I get it..."
    • "Woot..."
    • "Not sure yet. Maybe."
    • "Does woot evaporate?"
    • "Essence."
    • "I am SO into this...!"
    • "Yes...!"
    • "Yep, front and center!"
    • "And the Woot shall be!"
    • Pour the woot.
    • Either option.
    • "I'm so sorry, Prissy."

    Interaction 3:
    • "I totally do! No effort is ever wasted."
    • "Ok. What's the real problem?"
    • "Bugs."
    • "Ok..." OR "Makes sense..."
    • Either option.
    • "You've got it, friend."
    • "Sure I can..."
    • "...Screw them!"
    • "You don't have to. I'll do it."
    • Brush her leaves with vinegar.
    • "Fingers crossed!"
    • "You got it!"

    Interaction 4:
    • Either option.
    • Either option.
    • "I'm so proud of you, friend!"

    She's real and she's everywhere.
    Rainey
    Rainey (*I love flappers. I have one tattooed on me so I'm quite partial to Rainey's designs. <3)

    Interaction 1:
    • "May I have this dance?"
    • "You mean...?"
    • "I was gonna..."
    • "I can't imagine why..."

    Interaction 2:
    • "Oh you..."
    • "That's awfully rude."
    • "What tumble?"

    You have to talk to Celia before talking to Rainey again, otherwise you'll just waste a time slot.

    Interaction 3:
    • "Celia told me..."
    • "I'm sorry, Rainey."
    • "Is it?"

    Interaction 4:
    • "Hey, Rainey..."
    • Any option.
    • "A worthy cause."

    Interaction 5:
    • "Is this...?"
    • "Yeah...!"

    Interaction 6:
    • "You've been waiting...?"
    • "But where are we going?"
    • "That sounds great."
    • "One sec...?"
    • Any option.
    • Any option.
    • "I feel like..."
    • "What is it?"
    • "Don't cry, Rainey..."
    • "Who among us...?"
    • Any option.
    • "You deserve..."
    • "I'm proud too."

    Interaction 7:
    • "I am..."
    • "I'm pretty handy..."
    • "We can just..."
    • "That sounds..."
    • Tighten each...
    • "Happy to help."
    Interaction 8:
    • Join her.
    • "It's going to..."
    • "What are you saying, Rainey?"
    • "Could we be like a...friend item?"

    She says yes.
    Rebel
    Rebel

    Rebel is a content aware skippable character due to being very NSFW. Feel free to jump right to friendship.

    If not:

    Interaction 1 (On bathtub):
    • "I live here."
    • "No, sorry. I meant..."
    • "I need to pee."
    • "That seems a bit extreme."

    Rebel will talk to you whenever they feel like it, after you're done talking to another dateable. You won't be able to find them in the house until they've found you a few more times.

    Interaction 2:
    • "I wanted to get to know you."
    • "That doesn't seem true."
    • "Are you just...?"
    • "Are you...?"
    • "I mean..."
    • "..."
    • "So... Rebel's your real name?"
    • "What is?"
    • "Seems like..."
    • "Wait...?"
    Interaction 3:
    • "I wasn't...?"
    • "This feels like a trap."
    • "Yeah..."
    • "Lesson being?"
    • "You're funny. I like it."

    Interaction 4:
    • "That's right, me."
    • "Maybe we got off on the wrong foot."
    • "Yeah. I got that."
    • "Almost..."
    • "You can say whatever you want..."
    • "I'm not going to react..."
    • Just stand there.

    Interaction 5:
    • "Reb?" OR "You ok?"
    • "What's wrong?" OR "Rebel!!"
    • "Yeah looks like you..."
    • "I guess I can just say 'hi'."
    • "I think we..."
    • "Fine. I'm out."

    Interaction 6:
    • "Good day to you, too."
    • "If by that you mean trying to be a friend, sure."
    • "Wait, you're not..."
    • "!?!?!?!?!?!"
    • "What you just did..."
    • "I'm just telling you..."
    • "Bring some towels."

    Interaction 7 (Back on the tub):
    • "Doing what?"
    • "What did I do?"
    • "Tell me this isn't..."
    • "Thank you?"

    You couldn't "pick a lane". So Rebel picked one for you. You're friends now.
    Regina "Reggie"
    Reggie
    In order to befriend Reggie, you need to have at least 2 other dateables HATE you.
    • Reggie will automatically pop up and declare you friends at your 2nd HATE ending.

    -Pay attention to the associated STAT to the people who you decided you are going to make temporarily hate you.
    • Make sure those stats are different or you'll soft lock yourself from the trophy and won't be able to realize everyone.

    Do NOT undo these HATE endings before you Realize Reggie.
    • Reggie is Rejection. They want to be friends with a fellow hater and will think you're lame and HATE you if you undo them while they're still in the house.

    After realizing Reggie you are free to undo those hate endings with candy from Keith.

    * I recommend saving Reggie until toward the end, since it's best practice to Realize Reggie right away so you don't forget, undo a HATE ending, and then have to get a new one (been there- days lost). Plus Skylar has some special dialogue if you Realize Reggie first lol. I recommend one of those folks you make hate you on purpose be Jean Loo. You get an automatic HATE ending with him if you fail his rap battle. Fail it on purpose. Then after Reggie leaves and you can ask Jean Loo for 2nd chance to beat him, and he'll accept. Undoes the HATE ending. No candy required. Not sure if there are other characters who'll give you a free second chance, but I haven't run into any.

    River
    River

    Interaction 1:
    • "No actually..."
    • "Nothing..." OR "I was actually hoping..."
    • "It's not asking to much...?"
    • Any option
    • "Ohhh, THAT one."
    • "She has the range..."
    • "You're really putting me..."

    Interaction 2:
    • "What's...?"
    • "Uh...oh."
    • "Huh..."
    • "That doesn't sound..."
    • "Gimme..."
    • "That sounds awful."
    • "You're very creative."

    Interaction 3:
    • "It's none of my business."
    • "I thought maybe..."
    • "You're a crucial part..."
    • "I want you to stay..." OR "Chasing everyone's..."
    • "Tell me something..."
    • "Maybe..."

    Interaction 4:
    • "You seem down."
    • "Just choose the one..."
    • "I like you..."
    • "Do you mind if I sit?"
    • "I know what it's like..."
    • "Get to know..." OR "We start over..."
    • "Hell, you might..."

    Interaction 5:
    • "Oh yeah?" OR "I was thinking..."
    • "I've been there..." OR "You shouldn't..."
    • "Perfectly."
    • "Wise words."
    • "I just want to be friends."

    **Some of the "OR" selections can be seen as more flirtatious IMO but you'll still get the same outcome.

    And now you're friends with River. And she's every water. It's all in her.
    Rongomaiwhenwua
    Rongomaiwhenwua

    Interaction 1:
    • "New?"
    • "Damn..."
    • "Happy to help."

    Interaction 2:
    • "Are you surprised?"
    • "Well you ARE..."
    • "Nice of you..."
    • "I was hoping to get to know you..."
    • "I have never met..."
    • "I really..."

    Interaction 3:
    • "I'm happy..."
    • "What did they...?"
    • "What do you...?"
    • "What if we...?"
    • "Going to..."

    Interaction 4:
    • "Can we just be friends?"

    Goddess Befriended.

    Scandalabra
    Scandalabra

    *I said I'd spoil the entire game, but I'll only spoil what's necessary. Which is still pretty much the entire game. But if ya, know ya know.

    Interaction 1:
    • "What's special about you?"
    • "Just because you're..."
    • "Sounds kind of cool...?"
    • Either option.
    • "Why I'd be delighted to hear..." OR "Why I'd be delighted."
    • Any option (Options depend on who you've met).
    • Any option (Options depend on who you've met).
    • Any option (Options depend on who you've met).
    • Any option (Options depend on who you've met).
    • Any option (Options depend on who you've met).

    If you've already met most of the dateables Scandalabra mentions in this conversation, there's some funny special dialogue here.


    Interaction 2:
    • "You're sitting on the table..."
    • Either option.
    • "I think I picked you up...?"
    • "You...?"
    • "Tell me how."

    Interaction 3:
    • "Take me away..."
    • "Abel told me...", "Could it be...?", or [SMARTS 30]
    • [SMARTS 30] OR "Could it be the arm...?"
    • [SMARTS 30] OR "Near the top?"
    • Any option.
    • Either option.

    Scandalabra will tell jokes about you and each of your lovers (Which of course, If you've been following this guide in its entirety, you should have zero. However, there are times where you could have 1 or 2.).

    Scandalabra will ask you for a kiss. Select:

    [EMPATHY 90]
    Either option.
    "You seem like someone who is hiding something."
    Any option.
    "One day, perhaps."
    "Well...maybe we can be friends."

    OR

    • "I'd love to..."

    To kiss Scandalabra, take the dateviators off and left click the candalabra. Do this before talking to Scandalabra again or he'll just complain you haven't kissed him and you'll waste a time slot.

    Interaction 4:
    • [EMPATHY 70] & follow the [EMPATHY 90] choices
    • OR
    • "Oh joy..."

    You need to kiss Scandalabra again using the method described above before talking to Scandalabra again.

    Interaction 5:
    • "What the f---?"
    • OR
    • [EMPATHY 60] & follow the [EMPATHY 90] choices

    Kiss Scandalabra one more time. With tongue. Unlock "Graphic Depictions" trophy.

    Interaction 6:
    • "Are you okay?"
    • "...Just be friends."
    • "No, just friends."

    He's a bit disappointed you're not dating but is happy all the same.
    Sassy Chap
    Sassy Chap

    This can be done in one interaction:
    • Any option.
    • "Sounds fun!" OR "Is there...?"
    • "What's the dating game...?"
    • Either option.
    • "I'm ready."
    • Either option.

    You will start to speed date the devs. Between each dev, Sassy Chap asks you if, ".... you would like to date another dev?". Select "No." between each dev to check your score:
    • "No."
    • "I want to find out..."
    • "How am I doing?"

    If I did not miscount, after 6 LOVE endings with the devs, Sassy Chap will say, "Hmmm quite good, but..."

    Lock it in!

    You've scored Friendship.

    I recommend this guide for the Dev answers.
    Shelley
    Shelley

    Shelley could use a friend...

    Interaction 1:
    • Any option.
    • "Go on then."
    • "That's really great to hear."
    • "Are you upset with me?" OR "Did you think I...?"

    Interaction 2:
    • Any option.
    • "Were you doing some cleaning?"
    • "Do you...?"
    • Dust gently.
    • "I'd never do that!"
    • "Supported...?" OR "Happier?"
    • "I guess."

    Interaction 3:
    • Embrace her.
    • "Do people throw...?"
    • "Excuse me?"
    • "A little nervous."
    • "SCARED!"
    • "You must be..."

    Interaction 4:
    • "It worries me..."
    • "I don't mind." OR "Wow, you're so popular Shelley!"
    • "Don't you think you...?"
    • "Can you give her...?"
    • Any option.
    • "Can't we just...?" OR "Isn't it the fault of...?"
    • "I'm...really not handy." OR "I don't even know where I'd begin."
    • "Maybe there's a middle ground here?"

    Interaction 5:
    • "I don't blame you..."
    • "Learning to deal..." OR "You just learn to live with it."
    • "You're welcome."
    • "Friends is actually all I'm interested in."

    You are Shelley's shelf (supportive friend).
    Skylar
    After the tutorial is done, you can befriend Skylar in 3 interactions:

    Interaction 1:
    • "I'm having a freakin' blast!"
    • "Let's chat about you!"
    • "Can we talk about...?"
    • "How do dateables...?"
    • Any option.
    • "That's okay..."
    • "I think..." OR "It's a lot to take in...."
    • "Ready..."
    • "I'm sorry to hear that."
    • "Oh..."
    • "How can I help?"
    • "No problem!"

    Interaction 2:
    • "Let's chat about you!"
    • "Can we talk about...?"
    • "How do the dateviators...?"
    • "That's it?"
    • "Yeah."
    • "Intriguing..."
    • "What's 'gestalt'?"
    • "I think..." OR "It's a lot..."

    Interaction 3:
    • "Pretty good."
    • "Sure I am."
    • "Let's chat about you!"
    • "Can we talk about...?"
    • "What's so special...?"
    • "Keep your secrets, then."
    • "I think..." OR "It's a lot..."
    • "...'tutorial friend.'... "

    Skylar will be understanding that not everyone wants to date the tutorial lady and happy to be friends.
    Sophia
    Sophia

    Sophia is a content aware character and can be skipped directly into friendship.

    If you choose not to skip:

    Interaction 1:
    • "I'm sorry."
    • "Yes, ma'am."
    • "Yes, mistress."
    • "It crossed my mind."
    • Any option.
    • "Actually I'm pretty open." OR "I definitely do now."
    • "Well, obviously drowning is bad."
    • "Thank you, mistress."
    • "There's no combination..."
    • "My sincere apologies..."
    • "Yes, mistress."
    • "Yes, mistress!"

    Interaction 2:
    • Any option
    • "Then let's get to that paperwork...!"
    • "Without question, mistress."
    • "Absolutely, mistress."
    • "Sure, what the heck."
    • "Yes, mistress."
    • "I completely agree mistress."
    • "Safe."
    • "You inspired me, mistress."
    • "Ok but honestly I'm not super depraved."
    • "Seems tough."
    • "You want me to quit...?"
    • "Yes..." OR "Oh role play!"
    • "Please, mistress!" OR "Come on mistress!"
    • "IRS..."
    • "Absolutely mistress..."

    Interaction 3:
    • "I hope so!"
    • "Can do, IRS Agent."
    • "Crystal clear."
    • "I was just doing my best!"
    • "Ready as I'll ever be."
    • "What?"
    • "Sure, ok."
    • "Am I going to jail?"
    • "Oops..?"
    • "Oh."
    • "Yes, IRS Agent."
    • "Absolutely..."

    Interaction 4:
    • "Chef..."
    • "Prep cook, mistress?"
    • "Oh, right...!"
    • "You're right. Totally my bad."
    • "Yep!"
    • "Yes, chef!"
    • "Aye-aye captain!"
    • "Seems plausible."
    • "Wait so is this Thanksgiving or-"
    • "I have myself..."
    • "Thank you, Chef."
    • "Sounds yummers."
    • "Oh dope!"
    • "Ooo, am I detecting cardamom?"
    • "Yes, Chef!"
    • "Absolutely..."

    Interaction 5:
    • "Yes..." OR "Of course..."
    • "Right right..."
    • "Oh no! ..."
    • "How can I help?"
    • "You can count on me boss!"
    • "Deeply..."
    • "Oh hell naw."
    • "Um...safe!"
    • "Makes sense..."
    • "I understand, Santa."
    • "Absolutely..."
    • "No sweat."
    • "Maybe I'll use my safe word to keep us as friends."


    Sophia will open up for you anyways.

    Stefan
    Stefan

    He can actually be picky to make him just like you. Much easier to make him HATE or LOVE you. There's your warning!

    Interaction 1:
    • "I'm not here to cook."
    • "Ummm..."
    • "Just your bad attitude."
    • "Aww, it's a little chicken timer!"
    • "What...?"
    • "Then I'll leave."

    Interaction 2:
    • "You haven't calmed down yet?"

    Interaction 3:
    • "What? No yelling at me?"
    • "Woooow...."
    • "Grease demon...?"
    • "You should probably just go."

    Interaction 4:
    • "What's all the praise for?"
    • "Four hours is a long time."
    • "Come on. Grilled cheeses..."

    Interaction 5:
    • "I'm on it!"
    • "You gotta take control...!"
    • "I'll just...go."

    Interaction 6:
    • "What's the big deal?"
    • "Leave you to your fancy foods..."

    Interaction 7:
    • "I just wanted to..."
    • "Maybe I've been busy!"
    • "I see..."
    • "The smell of some foods make me nauseous."
    • "I'm not repulsed..."
    • "That sounds great!"

    Interaction 8:
    • "I wanted to catch up with you."
    • "In your dreams!"
    • "It doesn't really..."
    • "But whenever you work...!"
    • "Sure..."
    • "You don't say?"
    • "No way! ..."

    Interaction 9:
    • "I would Stefan."

    Stefan has come to accept and appreciate your different perspective on food.
    Stella
    Stella

    Interaction 1:
    • "I don't mind..." OR "Good for you."
    • Either option.
    • "Maybe take...?"
    • Either option.
    • Any option.
    • "Tell me more?"
    • "Booklet?" OR "What seemed easier?"
    • "Looks like..."
    • Any option.
    • "I'll swing by..." OR "Of course, Stella."

    Interaction 2:
    • "You didn't think...?" OR "I told you I'd be back."
    • "Stilettos?"
    • "I think you're being taken advantage of."
    • "Do what?"
    • "I'd love to hear it!"
    • "Yes!"
    • "Is everything ok?"
    • "Sure." OR "I think..."
    • "Oh..."
    • Either option.
    • "Why don't you tell me...?"
    • "WOOOOOOOH!!!!"
    • "I think you're doing great!"
    • "Why not?" OR "I'd love to."
    • "Yes..."
    • Either option.
    • "Aye aye captain."
    • "Aye aye Lieutenant!"

    You need to talk to Penelope, I, Ronaldini, and Winnifred (**for some reason Winnifred speaks to you like she HATES you, but it doesn't effect anything). After you talk to them you can come back to Stella to progress the story.

    Interaction 3:
    • "Congrats!"
    • "Couldn't have done it without you."
    • "I think it's best we maintain some professional boundaries."
    • "I'm just happy to help."

    Now you, Penelope, I, Ronaldini and Winnifred agree to act as a friendship quad to keep an eye on Stella.
    Stepford
    Stepford
    Interaction 1:
    • Either option.
    • "...Nice to meet you!"
    • "Most definitely."
    • "Just checking in..."

    From here on Stepford will be tanning all day and won't talk to you unless it is the last slot of the day.

    Interaction 2:
    • "I think you..."
    • "Maybe it's natural."
    • Either option.
    • Either option.
    • "Sounds like..."
    • Either option.
    • "Get in the ring, Stepford!"

    Interaction 3:
    • Either option.
    • "It's alright! ...?"
    • "Maybe I can help."
    • "...Give me a little context?"
    • "But..."
    • "I think we get the point."
    • "You wish they were cheering for you...?"
    • "They could be."
    • "If you stay worried..."
    • "I think you should sign up for the competition!"

    Interaction 4:
    • "Who are they?"
    • Either option.
    • "That's awesome...!"
    • "Given the competition... ?"
    • "Let's get you nice and sweaty."
    • "Topless oil wrestling?!"
    • "Let's practice your gymnastics."
    • "Let's hit the track! ..."
    • "I think we're done here!"

    Interaction 5:
    • Either option.
    • Either option.
    • "Only a fool..."
    • "I'm just...trying to be supportive."
    • "I really think you ought..."
    • "I have to turn you down...!"
    • "I'll stay here..."
    • Either option.
    Interaction 6:

    • You won't have discussed the trivia portion of the competition (on purpose), so select any option. Just make sure you get the answer to the question WRONG.

    Stepford will win bronze. You will win Stepford's gratitude and friendship.

    An addition thanks to our Friend Taymeo in the comments:

    If you choose the correct answer to the trivia question and do win Gold:
    • "No thanks necessary, Stepford..."

    You'll win his gratitude and friendship this way too :)
    Teddy
    Teddy

    Luckily gaining Teddy's friendship is super easy and can be done in 2 interactions.

    Interaction 1 (Use last time slot of the day) select:
    • "Wow, thank you."
    • "Oh, hot chocolate..."
    • "First, I gotta ask..."

    Location choice does not matter.

    There are a few stories Teddy may read, just tell him you want to hear it, don't ask about length.

    Listen to Teddy's bed time story all the way through. Do not fall asleep. Give positive feedback at the end.

    Interaction 2:
    Teddy will tell you he loves you. Tell him you love him as a friend.
    • "....I just love our friendship..."

    Teddy will accept.
    Telly
    Telly

    Interaction 1:
    • "Who are you?"
    • "Haha..."
    • "Wow. 5,000, really?"
    • "How's your pricing?"
    • Any option
    • "Sounds great!"
    • "Reality TV."
    • "Very clever."
    • "What rhymes with 'Yes' ?"
    • "That's ok."
    • "Home renovation."
    • "...Got anything else?"
    • "Local community access."
    • "Just kidding!"
    • "Maybe I should go..."
    • "No I literally need to..."

    Interaction 2:
    • "Jury's still out."
    • "Absolutely!"
    • "Analog?"
    • "Sure!"
    • "You weren't kidding!"
    • "Sounds perfect."
    • "I'll think about it."

    Interaction 3:
    • "Crater? Come on...!"
    • "Ok, what's on?"
    • "What's wrong Telly?"
    • "Oh is that..."
    • "You're not obsolete ...!"
    • "That's true..."
    • "Actually, can we just be friends?"

    Friend or Lover you're still Telly's favorite spectator.
    Textbox-chan
    Textbox-chan

    Character Introduction:
    • "Hewooo out there!"
    • Either option.
    • "The beam thing..."
    • "Makes sense to me."
    • "You go it...!"
    • "You've been super helpful!"
    • Either option.

    Textbox-chan will give you a certain number of dateables you will have to meet before she will talk to you again after her character introduction.

    After 16 Dateables:
    • Either option.
    • "I'm here to make friends...!"
    • "It's great on the eyes!"
    • "No! I read..."
    • "What's your biggest pet peeve?"
    • "I'm sorry to hear that."
    • Either option.

    After 41 Dateables:
    • "Hey Textbox-chan! Are you okay?"
    • "That's really cool!"
    • "Can you show me...?"
    • "That was really fun!"
    • "So cool!"
    • "Maybe..."
    • "Thanks. I'll do my best."
    • "You got it!"

    After 60 Dateables:
    • "Hey, are you okay?"
    • "Over 60 dateables now, yeah."
    • "You're doing great."
    • "It's so unfair."
    • "See you then."

    After 80 Dateables:
    • "I really love it."
    • "How do you...?"
    • "It's really cool..."
    • "Lauren...?"
    • "What's she saying?" OR "Does she not speak English?"
    • "I thought I was your BFF..."
    • "I'm up for it, baby!"

    After 80 Dateables:
    • "Hit me."
    • "I think you have..."
    • "I'm sorry, I just want to be friends."

    Textbox-chan is excited to have a friend to share her thoughts with!
    Timothy
    Timothy

    **There are lots and lots and lots of ways to befriend him. This is just a the way I've found to be the fastest/most direct.

    Interaction 1:
    • Any option.
    • "I live here, dude."
    • "Are you some kind of VIP...?"
    • Any option.
    • "Of course..."

    Timothy will begin to tell you the next time he will be available. Go when he tells you.

    12:00 PM
    • "Did I make it...?" OR "I'm sorry, Timothy." OR, "Why don't we...?"
    • "I thought maybe..."
    • Smile kindly OR Laugh really loudly.
    • "Isn't that 'cleanliness'?"
    • "You're right..."
    • "TIMELINESS!"

    3:00 PM
    • "Sure."
    • "TIMELINESS!"
    • "Even during s--?"
    • "Is that really...?"
    • "Oh, okay."
    • "I read off a meticulously planned timetable..."
    • "I hurriedly rearrange..."
    • "TIMELINESS!"

    9:00 PM
    • "I couldn't sleep."
    • "I guess it would help me relax."
    • "They keep us all going?"
    • Give him a laugh.
    • "And how does that...?"
    • Set it down...
    • "You've been a huge help, thank you."
    • "I will be there..."

    9:00 AM
    • "What's all that paperwork?" OR "What're you up to?"
    • "Kind of you..."
    • "For being a friend?"
    • "You totally can, yeah!"
    • "Sure..."

    Don't hold the line, friendship is always on time!
    Tina
    Tina

    Tina is a content aware character. You can skip her story and choose friendship immediately if you want/need to.

    But if you don't skip Tina:

    Interaction 1:
    • Either option.
    • "My bad."
    • "About what?"
    • "Yes, I see that."
    • "No but it sounds amazing."
    • "You should be on that show."
    • "It doesn't have to be."

    Interaction 2:
    • "What are you up to, Tina?"
    • Do an awkward, shuffling dance.
    • "You're looking for a date?"
    • "Acute, Obtuse, Right?"

    Interaction 3:
    • "Hey, Tina. What are you doing?"
    • "That's surprising."
    • "It's so sensitive of you."
    • "But it's a secret...?" OR "So did you...?"
    • "What, just there...?"

    Interaction 4:
    • Pretend to read the diary.
    • Keep up the intrigue.


    Interaction 5:
    • "What are we?"
    • "Can't wait."
    • "Let's do it."

    We're friends she says. You're funny but you're not her type and you saved Tony ifyouknowyouknow
    Tony
    Tony

    Interaction 1:
    • "This is my house!" OR ''Closet?"
    • "An auger...?"
    • Either option.
    • [SASS 20] OR "Hell yeah!"
    • "You KNOW it...!"
    • "Oh you know it...!"
    • "All day baby, all day!"
    • "Makes sense."'
    • "That is impressive..."
    • "Please tell me there's a moat."
    • Either option.
    • "I have to pass."
    • "Is that safe? ..."
    • "Workshop? ..."
    • "All right you old so 'n so."

    Interaction 2:
    • "I'm ready!"
    • "I like getting the job done."
    • Any option.
    • Either option.
    • Take detailed notes...
    • Take detailed notes...
    • "Really? That's not what I've heard..."
    • "You're so wise, Tony."
    • "Hope it's a practical exam."
    • "You got it, 'Tones."

    Interaction 3:
    • "I got this."
    • "I make myself look busy immediately."
    • "I give myself a makeover..."
    • "You only had two lessons?"
    • "This was amazing. I just have a few notes."
    • "I don't have to be a romance prodigy..."
    • Either option.

    Interaction 4:

    Talk to Rainey.

    Rainey (Tony quest)
    • Any option.
    • "I hate to say I told you so, but..."
    • "I will." OR "He does seems sweet."

    Interaction 5:
    • Either option.
    • "Tell me more."
    • "Your uncle was also named Tony?"
    • "Why are we...?"
    • Either option.
    • "Is that all I am? Dependable?"
    • "I just want to be friends."

    AAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

    Tydus
    Tydus

    Interaction 1:
    • "I just..."
    • "Fortitude!..."
    • "How will I...?"

    Interaction 2:
    • "Yeah..."
    • "General. Slow down..."
    • "I want to help you..."
    • "We are a team!"

    Interaction 3:
    • "Well..."
    • "Well when you put it like that..."
    • "So beautiful...!"
    • "I think what you do..."
    • "I'm not..."

    Interaction 4:
    • "Ooh fun..!"
    • "This. Is. Awesome..."
    • "And a pleasure..."
    • You have to win rock, paper, scissors AKA stone, parchment shears. Best 2 out 3.

    Interaction 5:
    • "That's so cool!..."

    You're a legend to the Dipogenes and BFF to General Tydus.
    Tyrell
    Tyrell

    If you talk to Tyrell early on in the game and in the closet only, you can become friends in 2 interactions.

    Interaction 1:
    • "What...?"
    • "Phew! ..."
    • "Are you talking to me?"
    • "What is that?"
    • "Yeah..."
    • "You just seem nervous."
    • "That's pretty clever!"
    • "It's really good!"
    • "Being clean..."
    • "Is work...?"

    Interaction 2:
    **If you talk to Tyrell in either bathroom after talking to Johnny or Bathsheba, he will be jealous and you'll talk about that first.

    **If you talk to Tyrell in the kitchen he'll explain how he hates being in the kitchen because it makes him nervous he'll get stained first.

    If you talk to him in the closet without meeting Johnny or Bathsheba you'll jump right to:
    • "I'm surprised..."
    • "Fabric Friend?"
    • "You're really good at this...!"
    • "What's so special...?"
    • "Sounds like..."
    • "I feel a twist in the story coming..."
    • "Rain..."
    • "What?! Not rags!"
    • "Were you scared?"
    • Give Tyrell your hand.
    • "Something, I'm not sure..."
    • "Very...very warm."
    • "I'll let you have that one."
    • Either option.
    • "Of course?"
    • "You want to be a beach towel?"
    • "Would you want me to go with you?"
    • "I'd go to the beach...!"
    • "I think you...!"
    • "I don't think it's silly at all!"
    • "I think it's absolutely awesome."
    • "All that...except the cuddling."
    • Either option.
    • Any option.

    Tyrell accepts your friendship and offers his....warmth at any time.

    ** About halfway through writing this guide...it seems that the writers really love the word..."Absolutely." lol ...with love.
    Vaughn Trapp
    Vaughn Trapp

    Vaughn Trapp is a content aware character and can thus be skipped directly to friendship if you please.

    If you choose not to skip him, here ya go:

    Interaction 1:
    • Either option
    • "Nothing!"
    • "How long...?"
    • "I'm so sorry..."
    • "No...?"
    • "Uh..."
    • "Sure, why not."

    Go to Freddy to get cheese for your next interaction with Vaughn.

    Interaction 2:
    • "Are you...?"
    • "Is the, uh...?"

    Interaction 3:
    • "Hey, are you okay?"
    • Either option.
    • "I mean..."
    • "No, you don't..."
    • "Are you going to...?"
    • "What if I...?"
    • "Want me to...?"

    Talk to Mac about buying rats for Vaughn. Buy PLUSH rats.

    Interaction 4:
    • "Yuuuuuup!"
    • Either option
    • "It's a plush..."
    • "Vaughn..?"
    • Either option.
    • "But you deserve it."
    • "Maybe..."
    • Either option.
    • "Oh Vaughn, you're sweet, but..."
    • "Yeah let's take it easy."

    You are friends and Vaughn is open to finding love with others in the house.
    Wallace
    Wallace

    Wallace will immediately give you a LOVE ending in your first interaction, no matter what dialogue option(s) you select.

    Keep talking to Wallace. Keep selecting, “WALL”.
    • The narrator will comment about Wallace changing his demeanor until a new dialogue tree is unlocked.
    Wallace will now speak to you using more words than wall (this will unlock the “These walls could talk” trophy).

    This is where you can get Wallace to change his mind about being in love with you and befriending you instead by selecting these options:
    • "Yes! You can talk!"
    • "Why didn’t you before?"
    • "I understand. As am I, in a way."
    • "As a human…"
    • "Brave. And true."

      And viola. Brothers in walls.
    Washford
    Washford

    Another unique case, Mr. Washford needs to be romanced first, so he can dump you for his ex. Which for the purposes of reading this guide, you much prefer!

    **This part is very particular. Washford in general is EXTREMELY selective and you must choose these options otherwise you'll soft lock yourself by either making him hate you or having him not get back together with Drysdale. If you miss click you have to reload a save. This is the literal only way I've found to do it.

    Save Washford and Drysdale for later so you can pass a [25 SMARTS] check.

    * Like Abel and Dasha, I also recommend going back and forth between Washford and Drysdale (Washford 1, Drysdale 1, Washford 2, Drysdale 2...) to keep track of things.

    Interaction 1:
    • "I am weary..."
    • "Sounds like a bad mood."
    • "Anything..."
    • "No I mean it." OR "No jesting here..."
    • "I bet..."
    • [70 SASS] OR "See...?"
    • "I'm remembering..."
    • "So what happens?"
    • Either option
    • "A deep breath..."
    • "Did you...?"
    • "I'm gonna need..."
    • "Forsaken how?"
    • "Sounds like..."
    • "So...?"
    • "But you had..."
    • "I'm starting..."
    • "Don't worry..."

    Interaction 2:
    • "Hi Washford..."
    • Either Option
    • "Please don't stop talking."
    • "Yes..."
    • "Anything real...."
    • "Can you...?"
    • "Go write ahead."
    • [25 SMARTS]
    • "MacDuff..."
    • "I love the classics."
    • "I like Rumi a lot."
    • Either Option
    • "What you seek..."
    • "Absolutely..."
    • "What's wrong?"

    Interaction 3:
    • "...Galaxy...."

    Now you have Washfords love, time to tell him to get back together with his ex. lol

    Interaction 4:
    • "I've been thinking..."
    • "Don't be..."
    • "Of course I do..."

    Now talk to Drysdale and befriend him. Don't ask to be a part of Washford and Drysdale's relationship. Washford will happily dump you for Drysdale and thank you for it with Friendship.





    Drysdale
    Drysdale

    Like Abel, the best way to befriend Drysdale is to get him into another relationship. But this time it's with his ex, Washford. You need to get them back together in order to befriend Washford.

    **You need to romance Washford and talk to him about getting him back together with Drysdale before starting the 3rd conversation with Drysdale to successfully friend them both. Refer to the "Washford" section.

    Interaction 1:
    • "You may be...?"
    • "I'm excited...!"
    • "If I were a castle..."
    • "Um..."
    • "The Temple of Tone..."
    • "Build a workout together?..."
    • "Obliques!..."
    • "Really don't think Tydus..."
    • "Ok..."
    • "...sure?"
    • "Then let's..." OR "Same here..."
    • "The washing machine."
    • "Oh...."
    • "You used to dead lift Washford?"
    • "Let's go get him...!"
    • Either option
    • "What, like...?"
    • "Washford!"

    Interaction 2:
    • "There's a..."
    • "It would be..."
    • "Like s--?"
    • "Of course..."
    • "I'd get you flowers..." (there's special dialogue after this choice if you already have a positive ending with Prissy)
    • "You're right...!"
    • "What is your favorite color?"
    • "Right, moving on..."
    • Either option
    • "Has Washford been...?"
    • "And how long...?"
    • "I can try..."

    Interaction 3

    Only do this after you talk to Washford about getting him and Drysdale back together. If you do not talk to Washford first, he in turn, won't come to talk to Drysdale, which will keep you from getting the trophy if you've been following the guide for Washford as you will have romanced him first.

    • "Well..."
    • "What happened...?"
    • "You don't have to..."
    • Either option.
    • "His lips are gorgeous..."
    • "Yes..."
    • "The hot boy..."
    • "What did you do?"
    • Either option
    • "What do you mean...?"
    • "So the clothes..."
    • "I don't get..."
    • "So he felt..."
    • "But if you knew..."
    • "But you knew..."
    • "Nicer than Washford?"
    • "That makes sense actually..."
    • Either option
    • "I dunno..."
    • Either option
    • "It makes me so happy to see you two happy."

    Viola. Duo Washford and Drysdale Friendship ending screen (Washford's status will now be friends)




    Willi
    Willi

    Interaction 1:
    • Any option.
    • "I lost my job too..."
    • Any option.
    • "That's really cool."
    • Introduce yourself similarly.
    • "I once earned a pizza party..."
    • "Scope?" OR "Good idea..."
    • "I didn't know I was doing it..."

    Interaction 2:
    • "I don't think this is a fit, Willi."
    • "I don't think..."
    • "I know you do, Willi..."
    • "I don't want to disappoint you but..."

    Interaction 3:
    • "Yeah..."
    • "The Duncan Shuttlecock experience..."
    • "It can be a curse too though."
    • "Effort solely for the sake..."
    • "Alright." OR "See you then."

    Interaction 4:
    • "What happened there?" OR "Are you alright?"
    • "What an a--hole." OR "I hope you slapped him."
    • "You still...?"
    • "What if we just...?"
    • "You're welcome."
    • Any option.

    Interaction 5:
    • "What's wrong?" OR "Hey, are you okay?"
    • "We don't have to accept that."
    • "Maybe we redefine..."
    • Either option.

    Interaction 6:
    • Any option.
    • "Oh hey, me too."
    • "Now you're thinking positively."
    • "What are you saying?"
    • "Well I just wanted to be friends..."

    Willi enjoys your companionship and thanks you for helping her feel better about life.
    Winnifred
    Winnifred

    Interaction 1:
    • Any option.
    • You look like you are quality!"
    • "Nice to meet you!"
    • Either option.
    • "I'll come back later then!"

    Interaction 2:
    • Either option.
    • "Oh no...!"
    • "What were they like? ..."
    • "Oh, please do!"
    • "Hehehehe."
    • "You sure do remember a lot..."
    • "I liked it a lot!"
    • "You should know..."

    Interaction 3:
    • "I'd let you teach me a thing or two."
    • "You told me..."
    • "Well, isn't this cute!"
    • "That got pretty steamy..."
    • "Are you flirting...?"
    • "I want all the details."

    Interaction 4:
    • "You never did..."
    • Either option.
    • "Sounds like they..."
    • "But that's easier said than done."
    • "If you care..."
    • "Have you...?"
    • "Have you...?"
    • "It's happened to me before, yeah."
    • "I kinda let it ride..."
    • "Bathsheba, too! Damn, girl!"

    Interaction 5:
    • "Maybe so."
    • Either option.
    • Any option.
    • "Oh no!"
    • "That is..." OR "Oh wow..."
    • "I think you can love..."

    Interaction 6:
    • Better...!
    • "I'm so proud of you!"
    • "...That's what friends are for!"

    She's grateful you helped her navigate a tough situation and hopes to hang out soon!



    Wyndolyn
    Wyndolyn

    Like Curt and Rod, after her character introduction, you will be able to progress her story based on location.

    Befriending Wyndolyn is relatively simple. She has 4 different storlylines depending on where you speak to her. Multiple windows will let you be able to progress each story, for ease I am listing a location you can choose and return to.

    All you need to do is consistently talk to Wyndolyn in the same place, she even starts off by saying she's looking to make a new friend :)

    Interaction 1 (any where):
    • "Oh, I'm not that attractive."
    • "I'll look away then..."
    • "Friendship?"
    • "I know how you feel."
    • "I really am..."
    • "Sounds great...!"

    Keep talking to her at the same location (1-4)

    (1) Behind Koa:
    • "Who are you...?"
    • "You sure know a lot..."
    • "Wait...?"
    • "I'm happy I don't..."
    • "Let's get back to the action...!"

    (1)Behind Koa:
    • "What's wrong?"
    • "You would talk about me?"
    • "Speculate wildly!"
    • "Okay, I'm in..."

    (1) Behind Koa
    • "You're right..."
    • "That's actually...!"
    • "I'm loving this...!"
    • "Wait...?"
    • "You said before..."
    • "Has Overalls been over?"
    • "You cracked the case!"

    (1) Behind Koa
    • "Oh no! Did something happen?"
    • "That's awesome!"
    • "What about Puffer Jacket...?"
    • "The more drama..."

    If this is the storyline you choose, talk to Wyndolyn one more time behind Koa and she'll bring up how you've been a good friend.


    (2) Laundry Room (*My personal favorite option of the 4 stories):
    • "Why are you...?"
    • Either option.

    (2) Laundry Room:
    • "What's wrong?"
    • "Those pesky birds!"
    • "I promise...!"
    • "I'm loving this!"

    (2) Laundry Room:
    • Either option.
    • "Did you name the squirrel?"
    • "Oh, you mean me?"
    • "You're right! ..."
    • "You would help me?"
    • Either option.
    • "I've got this."
    • Either option.
    • "Bye."

    (2) Laundry Room
    • Either option.
    • "Do I have to...?"
    • "I appreciate that."
    • "Sure I do..."
    • "Maybe one day...!"

    If this is the story line you choose, talk to Wyndolyn one more time in the Laundry Room and she'll talk about how great its been to have a friend to talk with.


    (3) Bedroom:
    • "Can I join?"
    • "Okay, I'll come back later."

    (3) Bedroom:
    • "You are still doing that?"
    • "Potential is good though!"
    • "They look like anything."
    • "Light and fluffy?"
    • "Do you...?"
    • "That sounds...!"

    (3) Bedroom:
    • Either option.
    • "There are games?"
    • "What do you suggest?"
    • "None of those sound fun!"
    • "Can we play...?"
    • "I'll buy a spread..."
    • "Pizza works."
    • "You're right..."

    (3) Bedroom
    • Either option.
    • "I wouldn't be gloomy!"
    • Either option.
    • "You make some..."

    If this is the storyline you choose, talk to Wyndolyn one more time in the bedroom and she'll thank you for humoring her and says she can't wait to hear about the adventures you'll have.


    (4) Living room facing the street:
    • "You seem distracted."
    • Either option.
    • "Would you ever want kids?"
    • "I was a hide-and-seek fan...." OR "I used to be awesome at tag."
    • "Okay, see ya."

    (4) Living room facing the street:
    • Either option.
    • "That's a pretty intense view."
    • "Should I be...?"
    • "Oh no!"
    • Either option.

    (4) Living room facing the street:
    • "I sure did!"
    • [POISE 70] OR "I'd run around like those kids!"
    • "Thanks for noticing..."

    (4) Living room facing the street:
    • "Really?"
    • "I thought you said..."
    • "I think you would be..."

    If this is the storyline you choose, talk to Wyndolyn one more in the living room facing the street and she'll thank you for being someone she can count on for honesty.

    If you decide to indulge in all 4 stories, you can still get a friendship ending. But it's unnecessary.

    If you do:

    Talk to Wyndolyn at any location after you have finished each story (4 conversations, per location) and select:
    • "Oh that's a pane I can't cross I'm afraid."

    Wyndolyn is cool to gossip with or even just hang out with you now!
    xxXShardowlord420Xxx
    xxXShadowlord420Xxx

    Interaction 1:
    • "Sure."
    • Either option.
    • "Penumbra?"
    • "Uhm. Thanks?" OR "Sign me up!"
    • Either option.
    • Either option.
    • "I love darkness..."
    • "Like platonically?"
    • "I have so many questions."
    • "Your moniker..."
    • "The special armor."
    • "The Great Cataclysm."
    • Either option.
    • Either option.
    • "It's true..."

    Interaction 2:
    • "What is it?"
    • Either option.
    • Either option.
    • "Glory be...!"
    • Either option.
    • "Give me all the training...!"
    • "Overthink."
    • "Yes..."
    • "I have a question."
    • Either option.
    • "I'm so happy for you..."

    Interaction 3:
    • "Give me all the trials."
    • "I am prepared..."
    • Any option. Eventually choose "I bet it's 'shadow'."
    • "That's so sick, dude."
    • Think: DARKNESS
    • "Who's LunarKnight?"
    • "Tell me more, Shadow." OR "I'm all ears."
    • Any option.
    • "Shadow, I'm so sorry."

    Interaction 4:
    • Either option.
    • "You're still my friend, Shadow."
    • Either option.
    • "Honestly..."
    • "Who is Shadowlord, then?"
    • Either option.
    • "Who is Skips?"
    • "I didn't say that."
    • "Oh."
    • "Who was LunarKnight?"
    • Either option.
    • Either option.
    • "So was the Great Cataclysm a lie?"
    • Either option.
    • "I think I get it now."
    • "No."
    • "Of course."
    • Either option.
    • "I thought the...!"
    • "Okay. Shadow time."
    • "... did it work?"
    • "Skips, it's fine."

    Interaction 5:
    • Is it so bad...?
    • Because I think you're cool...

    Friends IRL too.
    Zoey
    Zoey

    Zoey is a content aware character. Skip her if you want/need to, and select Friendship when prompted by Skylar.

    If you are not skipping:

    Interaction 1:
    • "Hey! Yeah!...?"
    • "Meeting me...?"
    • "Wait though. What are you?"
    • "I've always wanted to meet a ghost!"

    Interaction 2:
    • "Like spiders."
    • Either option.
    • Either option.
    • Either option.
    • "That's ok..."
    • "That is funny."
    • "It feels pretty good, honestly."
    • "Tell me about it!"
    • Either option.
    • "What's 'it'?"
    • "Okay...here you go!"
    • "Are you saying you're lonely?"
    • "You're dealing with it well..."
    • "It's really crowded...!"
    • "Hell yeah...!"
    • Either option.

    Interaction 3:
    • Either option.
    • "You remembered someone? ...!"
    • "For a ghost, I don't know..."
    • "I'll stay..."
    • "I'm good..."
    • "I'd guess early twenties?"
    • Either option.
    • Either option.

    Talk to Bohdi after this conversation before returning to Zoey.

    Interaction 4:
    • Either option.
    • "So happy for you!"
    • "Zoey, it's ok..."
    • "I'm glad...?"
    • "Aerospace engineering?"
    • "Oh wow...!"
    • Either option.
    • "So you guys...?"
    • "I know all those things!"
    • Either option.
    • Either option.
    • "You were in here... ??"
    • "This is so cool...?"
    • Either option.
    • "For sure..."
    • "I'm saying it's possible."
    • "I'm not making you!"

    Interaction 5:
    • "You ok?" OR "Yeah..."
    • "I'm glad I could."
    • Either option.
    • Either option.
    • "It's ok...take your time."
    • Either option.
    • Either option.
    • "What?"
    • "Really glad I could..."
    • Any option.

    Interaction 6:
    • "...Solid point."
    • "About what?"
    • "I would love to have you here!"
    • "If we can get back into that...!"
    • "I think I know...! OR "I'll go looking...!"

    You need to have met at least 3 of the following dateables before returning to Zoey:
    • Reggie
    • Willi
    • xxXShadowlord420Xxx
    • Nightmare
    • Doug
    • Daemon
    • Sassy Chap
    • Textbox-chan

    Interaction 7:
    • "Lead on!"
    **The more of those listed above the more chaotic this interaction is, Sassy Chap will even comment on it if he's there.

    You'll earn the "Wight is Right." trophy if you haven't already.

    Interaction 8:
    • Either option.
    • "I like you as a friend. You're special too!"

    You made Zoey's afterlife so much better!





    17 条留言
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    Jenpai  [作者] 9 月 21 日 上午 6:33 
    @Cascade_Failure

    Thank you so much!
    Cascade_Failure 9 月 20 日 下午 4:51 
    Jenpai, you are a damn legend!
    Starly 9 月 16 日 上午 6:57 
    Lux friend 1 interaction
    uh Hi
    who are Luxies?
    Gotcha
    Cool
    For short
    How exactly do you do that
    I could use some of that
    Whats your daily routine?
    Whats Pupwater?
    Micro... Fecalia?
    I'll just pretend...
    Third?
    A bit much for me
    How's that go?
    Oh... that was uh... inspiring
    Ok wow...
    No idea
    Starly 9 月 8 日 上午 7:14 
    @Jenpai Just checked it. It stuck.
    Jenpai  [作者] 9 月 8 日 上午 5:47 
    @Starly If it sticks, amazing! But Lux likes to change your relationship status a lot from my experience lol

    But there's definitely other ways to do things. I'm just sharing my way. Certainty not insisting that my way is the only way for a vast majority of characters :)
    Starly 9 月 8 日 上午 5:16 
    i just got Lux in 1 interaction. Cant tell you full walkthrougth but I just appeased them and asked about their routine. And BOOM we're friends
    david king simp 9 月 6 日 下午 12:14 
    hello!! for reggie, i'm pretty sure there's a way to befriend him if you get everyone else to be friends!! i saw a youtube video, something along the lines of "what happens if you never meet reggie (99 friends)", where if you talk to dorian after getting 99 friends, he'll say something about you doing so good that you never encountered reggie

    according to the video, reggie will appear, ask you if they should be friends with you, and you'll end up friends with reggie no matter the choice. and then dorian will confess immediately after, so there's that!!

    other than that, thank you for putting up this guide!!! i haven't been playing much recently but i will definitely choose to do an all friendships run in the future!!
    purpledragon42 8 月 27 日 下午 7:55 
    Thank you so much for all of the time I KNOW you had to spend not only figuring all of this out, but also typing it up. :dazed_yeti: I just wanted to ask, do you plan on adding the actual interactions for Doug? I'm only skimming the walkthrough right now, but it seems like he's the only 'Content Aware' dateable that you don't have anything for.

    Also, Re: Teddy - It's not the shortest way, but I got friendship by only talking to him during the day when he gives advice instead of stories.

    Thank you, again! :epilove:
    Jenpai  [作者] 8 月 24 日 上午 4:12 
    Hi Caleb

    Sounds like a bug to me. Using the method I have here, you should be able to realize Reggie without even having to mess around in the app. You get one hate ending, Reggie introduces themselves, then you get a second one and Reggie pops up and says your friends. Then provided you’re far enough in the game to start realizing folks, the option to pops up as a part of Reggie’s menu in the app. Not sure what’s going wrong in your scenario but there’s definitely still some bugs in the game.
    caleb 8 月 24 日 上午 12:34 
    I'm having issues realizing Reggie, I've gotten hate endings with other characters and exhausted all my dialogue options with Reggie (I can only repeat the "just wanted to tell you ya suck" option). I failed the tests with him three times and then asked to just remain friends rather than love or hate. Is this just a bug or did I do something wrong?