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CRYPT WORLDS: Your Darkest Desires, Come True

"'Crypt Worlds: Your Darkest Desires Come True' is the story of humanity. It will be told through a pure new medium: 'Video Game'. It was created in the year 2013 AD by a swarm of unruly Magical Girls. You will regret this decision."

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In our world, you can die at any time, for no reason whatsoever. This single fact has acted the primary inspiration for Nindendy's new Triple-A HitGame "Elizabeth Crypt Girl: The Game That Plays You".

A reflecting pool of the futility we all experience, "Crypt Game Desire" is the only game that painstakingly replicates the banal conditions which define all our lives. You will collect gold, only to forget what point there is in collecting gold. You will grind against the walls of the crypts, yearning for any sensation in this lonely hellworld. You will laugh- and then realize there is nothing to laugh about- and then cry. Then you will cry even more. After several hours of this your tears will flood the room and you will suffocate as a result of your own realizations into the true nature of waking life.

Enter Crypt World- the knife which will cut through the thin veil which obscures the infinite nothingness contained within our lives. Nothing will survive beyond this point.

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In this simulated cosmos you will engage in all the activities which have constituted the bulk of human experience in history up to this point.

- Eat ergot and bones
- Experience opaque religious visitations
- Crawl around
- Urinate on things
- Die
- Meet a Celebrity
- Face the awful task of waking up, again and again
- Fall through the map
- Accumulate goldcoin
- Use the jump button to get to higher locations
- Go outside
- Stay inside
- Contemplate the folly of all the dead generations
- Again and again
- Meet some skeletons
- Meet some pilgrims
- Meet some cowboys
- Urinate on the cowboys
- Again and again and again
It's the world's foremost simulation of the human experience through history.

Can you wake up again and again?