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(Merged) PNeis 2025

Alright, time for my mandatory pop growth check, *sighs* let’s get this over with.

*door opens* You’re late, you know the deal, you can settle one tomb world for 5k pops, or you can attempt to settle two tomb worlds for the 6k pops.

Here in Popkour Civilization, no one chooses to settle two tomb worlds. It’s better to be safe and do the one tomb settle for the 5k rather than risk your entire life for just 1k more.

Tomorrow, you better not be late, or you’ll be doing 3 tomb world planet settlements as punishment.

Yes Sir, sorry, I won’t be late next time. Down here, us Popkour Noobs only get pops once a day. Five thousand pops is just enough to get you to the next tradition. But, that’s the life of Popkour Civilization. If you want to survive, you have to Popkour. Every Popkour Noob has the same goal, and that’s to make it to the top layer where all the Popkour Pros live, except most Popkour Pros are born on the top layer. If you’re a Popkour Noob, there’s only one way up, and that is through the Virtuality ascension. Virtuality is the only tradition in the world that combines the bottom layer to the top layer. To make it up, you have to do an impossibly hard Popkour settlement that no Popkour noob has ever completed, and thats assuming you even get the chance to complete the settlement. The situation for the tradition is protected by a deep space citadel, and the only way a Popkour
Noob gets past the citadel is if they’ve earned a 100k fleet. I’ve never even tried getting a 100k fleet before, but if I’m going to rank up to a Popkour Pro one day, I’m going to have to. In my star cluster, pretty much everyone has desynchronised from the host and disconnected, except for the empire who lives right next to me. They've been my neighbour for fifty years! *neighbour attempts to settle two tomb worlds and desyncs* *vine boom* NO! WHY DID HE TRY THE TWO SETTLEMENTS!?!?!? Well, I guess I have to change my statement; I now live in this star cluster alone. In Popkour Civilization, only Popkour Pros are allowed to terraform planets. For Popkour Noobs, it’s strictly prohibited, and unfortunately, I found that out the hard way. A while ago, I was searching around and I somehow stumbled upon a gaia world. No one has seen a gaia world in years since world shaper doesn't exist in Popkour Civilization, so I had to try to take it.

“Stop right now!”

Oh no, I’m done for.

You really thought you could settle that without me noticing? What, were you going to try to cheat Popkour?

No, Sir, I didn’t try to cheat. I just thought it would be super rare and I wanted to collect it.

Stop talking, give me two tomb world settlements now.

Two settlements in a row!? Okay, sorry Sir, I’ll do it right now.

You know what? You seem a little too happy about two; let’s make it three.

O-okay, I’ll do three.

You know what? Now let’s make it four settlements in a row.

Ah, four in a row?? Come on. *does his punishment while talking* In Popkour Civilization, it should be no surprise that all punishments were just more forms of Popkour, and that was the last time I ever tried settling a gaia world.

You’re lucky you got a light punishment. Don’t forget, you’re at the bottom, so follow the rules.

It’s safe to say that if you’re at the bottom level of Popkour Civilization, it’s not exactly the best.