Cycloflair

Behold the gentle marvels of modern airflow, three distinct Cycloflair specimens, each operating at the world‑record slowest spin ever attempted in human history. Please do not try to catch one of these breezes; they move at approximately the speed of a very polite snail.

Mini (3‑Blade Slow): Classified under “Almost Still Air.” Perfect for that corner where you want the illusion of movement but without the actual effort. Recommended for hushed galleries and suspiciously quiet gift shops.
Mini (3‑Blade Fast) Classified under “Breezy Blowout.” Three compact blades that punch above their weight, perfect for clearing desks, sculptures, or the occasional wayward toupee.


Midi (4‑Blade Slow): Officially part of the “Subtle Gust” collection. Four blades rotate in a majestic waltz so gentle you might forget they’re there ideal for patient visitors and nap‑friendly benches.
Midi (4‑Blade Fast): Officially part of the “Gale Force” collection. Four blades carving through the air in a furious quadrille, ideal for high‑energy hallways and impatient patrons.


Grand (5‑Blade Slow): Crown jewel of the “Barely a Breeze” wing. Five blades choreographed into an epic yet imperceptible performance. Best for grand halls where you need airflow… theoretically.
Grand (5‑Blade Fast)Crown jewel of the “Hurricane Hall.” Five blades unleashing a symphony of raw wind power. Best reserved for grand atriums and emergency ventilation drills.


Curators note: All three variants are available in one single mudpack (Whirl & Rush). Please do not feed them after midnight, and remember, they only work at “museum‑approved” speeds. Enjoy your stately stroll through the world of deliberate dawdle!


At release in 3 colorful skins available:

Bubblegum Overdrive
Warning: Prolonged exposure may cause extreme satisfaction, mild dizziness, and uncontrollable smiling. This pastel-powered palette was developed by the Institute of Aesthetic Rotational Engineering for fans that spin sweet and look sweeter. Now approved for indoor use, mild weather, and snack-related hallucinations.


Toffee Cream
Developed in collaboration with the Department of Dessert-Inspired Engineering, Toffee Cream offers a rich swirl of cozy creams and buttery beiges. It’s smooth, it’s sweet, and it might be slightly edible (legal says it’s not). Ideal for facilities that demand warmth, class, and the faint scent of pudding. Comes with a free imaginary spoon.


Mint Meadows
Brought to you by the Bureau of Breezy Botanicals, Mint Meadows captures the essence of a quiet afternoon in a sunlit field—minus the bugs. With soft mint tones and just a hint of fresh air fantasy, it’s perfect for facilities that want to say, “We believe in chill.” May cause sudden urges to sip herbal tea or write poetry about clouds.