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Badonk-a-Bonk Type B

Turn around with the confidence of a peacock who knows it's got the most fabulous tail in the room. Carefully position your posterior (yes, your booty) inches from their horrified face. Start rhythmically smashing your glorious glutes into their head like you're trying to help them discover the true meaning of regret. Bonus points for making faces or adding a dramatic wiggle after each hit—because embarrassment is part of the package.