Caffeine Overdose: minicritboost colors.
A Most Unusual Color: Unusual quality text.
Certified Coloring: Genuine quality text.
A Classic Hue: BLU is based on Vintage quality text.
Bloody Hell: RED is based on blood.
Radioactive Isotope: BONK! labels.
Sustained Cruelty: RED is based on the flamethrower's fire.

NOTE: "The Meaning of Paint" was removed because it's indistinguishable from the new "After Eight" paint.