Grass is a type of plant that exists all over the globe. It's something that many feel nicely about and others meet it with annoyance. It's an important part of our ecosystem and planet as a whole. Now as many gamers online have become more and more depraved, the world is starting to see an emergence of the dwellers. Whether you're a former dweller in recovery or simply a dweller that wants the sweet sweet taste of reality before returning to the cave, I'm here to help!

Step I: Pause or turn off the game.
In your time being a dweller, you've likely learned the difference between online games and local games. In most cases, online games cannot be paused so if the game you're playing is online you'll need to search for the Quit Game button. Optionally you could consider turning your computer or console off however this is not required for this guide. Before you quit your game be sure that you ensure your game progress is saved. Not all games have an autosave and not all autosaves work perfect so it helps to always save progress before you leave.

Step II: Standing up.
If you've seen my tutorial on taking a shower, you likely know how to do this step, but if you haven't we'll go through it again here. Now sit down your mostly empty waifu cup of Gamersupps or Gfuel you've had for the past 14 hours and follow along. Firmly plant the palms of your hands onto either the arm rests of your GTRacing chair or your thighs if your chair isn't a gaming chair has no arm rests. Your arms should be vertical or perpendicular to the ground. When you have your arms set up in this way, Push down onto whatever surface you have your hands placed on, and use that force to lift your body upwards.

Step III: To the door.
For most dwellers, this step may be simple enough. Seeing as food deliveries require this step, dwellers who live alone don't need this step and can skip it. For those dwellers whose mothers call them up the carpeted stairs because their dinner of dinosaur nuggets and tater tots with ketchup is ready, you may need this one. You're going to need to move your legs in the same way as explained in my tutorial on taking a shower. For those who haven't read it, you need to put one foot in front of you, place your weight on it, and then switch feet alternating which foot is in front and has your weight shifted onto it. If you are going at the same pace as your bunny Feng when not holding shift or crouch, you have a good speed.

When you've encountered your carpeted stairs you'll need to head up them by putting a foot onto the first stair, and using your weight to elevate yourself to its level before repeating with the next. By now you should have reached the top of the stairs, but don't get confused and head for the kitchen to get some chips or pizza rolls. Now that you're upstairs, let's head over to the front door.

Step III: Unlock and open the door.
When you reach the door, you'll likely find it closed and locked. If it isn't locked, you or your family should consider checking your door before walking away from it. If it is locked then you'll need to unlock it. Unlike interior doors which separate rooms and have button locks which pop out and unlock when the inside knob is twisted, exterior doors have locks that aren't so simple. Most will have two locks, a boltlock and a doorlock. Most times only the doorlock will be locked, so just twist the little tab on the knob whichever way it'll turn. If the boltlock is locked, you'll need to twist it the same way. In rare cases, there will be another safety measure such as a chainlock or interior bolt. These are fairly intuitive to use and as such I will ignore them. Now the door is unlocked, twist the knob and pull open the door. If you have a screendoor it'll open the opposite way simplistically enough. Push the screendoor's latch and push it open, then step outside.

Step IV: Walk outside and complete the mission.
You're doing great so far. You should be on your front or back porch right now. The sun should feel nice and warm on your skin in a way you haven't felt in a long time, and that's great! You should have some sort of yard in front of you, and if so that's desired. If not that's alright, you'll just have a little further to walk. Walk out to the area nearest you with a large patch of grass, then when you reach it, kneel down and use your hand to ruffle through the grass. Congratulations you have now touched grass. Consider laying in it for a time if you like. Give yourself some time outside a stuffy enclosed room.



If you made it to this point, I assume that you already understand this isn't serious and that it's not to be taken as such. I hope you enjoyed the guide on how to touch grass, and I hope you have a good day or night.