After being locked away in a nursing home for 15 years you are on a mission to eat as many prunes as you can and to find out who took your hair....

Help, my pants can't fall, they just stay up!...

You heard your grandchildren say you have one foot in the grave. You're not sure which foot they are talking about but you are damn sure they are both going to be comfortable while they are there....

This cane can support a man up to 250 pounds and can knock out someone twice that....