订阅以下载
"Economy Housing" by Junk Corp

Do you want to live in a steaming pile of ♥♥♥♥? If you answered "yes" to that question, then contact Junk Corp today!
We specialize in economy housing that literally comes with trash from the previous resident (who probably died in it)! Each and every one of our units comes fully furnished when dropped off at the local junkyard. If that's not enough, we make sure to fit every bathroom with a huge-ass clock to remind you of your limited time on this earth!

Remember the Junk Corp motto! "Quality? ♥♥♥♥ THAT ♥♥♥♥!!"

FEATURES:
• Awful """lock""" for the door that only works from the outside! (think of it as a "physics puzzle" or something, idk)
• Chairs you can sit on in the 1st floor!
• A bed that you can lay on (finnicky; there's a ramp so you can climb up easier.. at least it SHOULD make it easier) and a bathtub that you can lay in!
• Terrible craftsmanship! This will be the least sturdy build you've ever seen! (when the container is unfrozen, the build twitches a lot; don't worry though, as it comes frozen by default)
• Useless wheel in the back that you can spin around (and crush yourself in) for fun!
• Some destroyable props
• Requires Counter-Strike: Source No longer requires CS:S! (simple oversight on my part, sorry!)



------------------------------
INCOMING TRANSMISSION
SOURCE: JUNK CORP CEO CRAIG TRASCHE
"Note to all current or previous owners of Junk Corp Economy Housing Units: be wary of any government-man who enters the vicinity of your unit. If He (black hair, briefcase, purple tie; you'll know when you see Him) approaches you and questions you on the origin of your housing unit, do NOT mention Junk Corp in any shape or form. We have reason to believe some sort of entity is seeking us out, and He is the agent by which they will carry out their goal. Thank you for your cooperation."
ADDENDUM
Junk Corp is not liable for any interdimensional abductions or kidnappings that may occur. "That's YOUR problem, ♥♥♥♥♥!" -Craig Trasche
END TRANSMISSION