When asked to build a gun that would work in a zero-oxygen environment, the number one Soviet gun designer asked "Why?" After his body was removed, the number two Soviet gun designer came up with this....

Prepare for a Fist Encounter of the Four-Knuckled Kind with these comfy gold-foil lined spacegloves. UPDATE: added better team colors...

Take a faster-than-light trip through your bowels with this gelatinous sandvich-flavored space paste....

NASA spent 4 billion dollars designing a space helmet that worked in zero gravity. Russia just hollowed out an old satellite....

A harness originally designed to fit a experimental space gorilla. It will keep you safe from space radiation and will keep you warm with all of the leftover gorilla hair stuck to the inside....

Protect yourself from the cold void of space and the harsh tongues of fashion critics with this state-of-the-art spacesuit....

This is the voyage of the first Russian Cosmonaut. His five-week mission: to explore strange new weapons; to seek out new life and to kill it; to boldly go where no man was strong enough to go before....

The Lost Cosmonaut Poster This is the voyage of the first Russian Cosmonaut. His five-week mission: to explore strange new weapons; to seek out new life and to kill it; to boldly go where no man was strong enough to go before. Painted by Alvaro "Druida" Pe...