It was a summertime tour some years ago
At the tip top of our game
We were hot young bros doin' sold-out shows
Had money, fans, and fame

And each one of us remembers well
One stand-out devotee
'Cause she was hot and fun
And the only one who ever got with us all three

Her name was Cookie Skumpy
She was passionate and wild
And exactly nine months later
She gave birth to a child

So what we're trying to tell ya is

Girl, we got with your mom
When we were reckless, horny and young
Didn't use no condom
Girl, your mom was the bomb
And you're the baby-daddy baby of Bros 4 Life, yeah

I was waxing my chest in my hotel room
When a knock came at the door
It was Cookie in a counterfeit housekeeper suit
And she pinned me on the floor

She snuck on the tour bus in L.A.
Stowed away inside my bunk
By the time we got to San Jose
She was grindin' on my junk

Our manager was concerned
I was coming off a little fey
But your mom was there for a quick affair
To kill the rumors I was gay

Girl, we got with your mom
When we were famous, pretty and dumb
We used the pull-out method, baby
Girl, your mom was the bomb
And you're the baby-daddy baby of Bros 4 Life, yeah

Bros 4 Life!