I didn't know you spoke Spanish






I love pilsner. My name is Teddy Wells but i took my wife's last name Ramos - very brave. I love pilsners, jazz brunch and Phoenix (the spiciest little city). I spend my free time making and bottling pilsners or doing adult colouring books. You wouldn't believe who i saw at olive garden once - my neighbour, just walking around! I am in love with Amy Santiago and whenever i'm with her its like we're in Arizona. I'm not sure if i have mentioned i love pilsners already but they are my favourite, i have thrills for the pils and i am a total pils-nerd. If they aren't available i will settle for a ginger ale but they do make me all hyper. I am NOT the most boring man in America.

Mobster from Reno, Las Vegas.
I work for the Dallas Buyers Club with Tex Dallas (Billionaire oil man from Dallas, Texas), Alamo (Pinto) and Black Fred (Mung).

Codename Chickpea in Operation Beans.

I was bad from a young age. At school, I pushed people. And this wasn't horseplay. This was pushing to hurt. Once, I pushed a man, just to see him frown.