It's him! He's pathetic! He's a lovable bum! His stats are flaming garbage! It's Randy Jade, from Dialtown: Phone Dating Simulator! Add his despicable face to your Ultimate Arena character list today. Comes with custom lines. More on RANDAL here. See his u...

It's the despicable aussie, Theoroar Rustlebelt, from the hit indie-game by Dogman, Dialtown. His stats are way better than Randy's stats. He also has a LOT of dialogue, all written by me. Add him to your roster today, and watch him do unethical things. Wa...

Adds this ABSOLUTE FREAK. My GOD, he's AWFUL..But if you want him! Ah, what a quaint day..Wait. When the fuck did the local CRYPTID population move into the arena? Oh well. Phonegingi's here t'fight. And to stay. Much to the fear, dismay, and anger of watc...

Woah! Who's that Gnarly fellow? It's Oliver Swift! Coming straight from Dialtown central! Our plaid-wearing, fez-topped pal here works down at the local (Only ACTUAL haunted) Dialtown scarehouse! Formerly, the theatre! And now he's in the arena to say "Gna...