"Lets start off with something simple! We're going to be using a... fut... bol..? Whoever named this wasn't really that creative, were they? Anyways, onto the science!" -Nigel...

"So, it's time to introduce Repulsion Gel and portals! I know it seems a bit sudden, but the 2 seperate test chambers got crushed together by a falling beam, so I repaired what I could." -Nigel...

"So, the delivery system got jammed, so you're going on foot to the next test! How fun is that? Only problem that is here is that you need to go through one of the overgrown test chambers." -Nigel...

"So, we've got permission to go slow and warm up to the final test track! This still has the timer, that will go off if you loiter longer than 3 minutes. Wish you luck!" -Nigel...

"We've gotten into proper testing now, no more recycling chambers from here on! ...hopefully." -Nigel...

"Hello, uh... . Whoops, forgot to fill that. Either way, sorry for the long wait! Test making is a tiresome thing to do, y'know? So, enjoy this test! Because I don't know if I can get another one out!" -Rural...

"Alright! Crushers! But, now test elements! Since the budget keeps on getting lowered, I'm having to re-use certain test elements. Not even sure if some Crushers work. Either way, do the test! Like you should probably be doing." -Nigel...

"Uhh... hey, uh, bad time, but you should get out of there. There's a fire on the lower levels, and there's WAY too many plants in the Test for you to be safe, well... anywhere. I've re-routed the Elevator to a safer spot. Just be fast. Remember the traini...

"Alright! Knowing my second Test Subject is safe from the flames... unlike the, uh... unlike the first Test Subject... r-right, where was I? Safe from Flames... First Test Subject... oh, right, I remember now. So, this test is about Lasers! I managed to be...

"Uh, I'm cutting out. I won't be able to talk to you in the next test. Just be careful around the Se-" ]...

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A certain moron has used this test. You may be a bit off course... First Nigel, now... someone else....