You've made it. You make 2.3 million dollars a year. Your entire apartment looks like it was made out of an irreplaceable part of the Rainforest and every book, even the phone book, is bound in fine Corinthian Leather. I don't even know where Corinth is. (Spain?)

This is the weapon for you.

Business Class Base, shine on the sticker, solid colour gradients so no gradations. No code alterations.