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7 foot tall cardboard cutout of Sans Undertale

Yes, you read that right.

It is exactly what it says it is.
It's a seven foot tall cardboard cutout of Sans Undertale.

SFM Version: https://psteamcommunity.yuanyoumao.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=2814756640

Comes with two bodygroups: Overworld Sans, and Battle Sans.
Battle Sans has 6 different skins (including one with the blue eye).

Mass produced with 0% recycled "cardboard".
Do not stand near for prolonged periods.

You probably have many questions,
-"Why does this exist?" to put in your lawn and intimidate passers-by.
-"Why is it 7 feet tall?" so you can't fit it into your house.
-"Why Sans?" sand underman.
-"Why Cardboard?" yes, it's made of cardboard. it's not made with highly radioactive plutonium-239 disguised to look like cardboard. you can trust me.
-"Plutonium?" there's no plutonium, you're seeing things.
-"Why is it indestructible?" idk it's just really good cardboard, it's totally not made out of plutonium, you're just hysterical.

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7_foot_tall_cardboard_cutout_of_sans_undertale\sans_cutout.mdl