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My buddy Quindalius Barnacle Jones Jr got smacked in the head with a rhinoceros horn because he was listening to No Maidens.
My grandpa punched me in the head at 90 mph and I was paralyzed from the waist up.
Hey, Quandale Dingle here, I just escaped prison,
I am staying at my friend Juan Dale Pringle's house,
As I was running away from cops, I fell and scraped some of my foreskin off.
A guy named Garfield Jensen bent me over in the shower while I was in prison.
My baby mama Shaniqua Anderson told me to pay child support so I gave my baby to creepy old guys.