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Walking Sentient Chair (Yes, it actually walks!)

Well what do ya know! It's an actual factual walking chair! Introducing the Walking Sentient Chair! It moves, dances, sometimes floats, and yes it actually walks! Complete with legs of undead zombies, a camera system to give it artificial vision, and even a power switch plus a nice comfy chair to sit in! It can go wherever it wants! The Walking Sentient Chair is sutible for all ages, even your mom! Lastly, the best part is... *drum roll* It can never die! Get your own Walking Sentient Chair today! (Zombies were harmed during the making of this product.)