In the world of tomorrow you need to get places now, and not a second later. No time to wait on those egg head hard hats to build their teleporters. That's why you stole this little guy; gets you where you want, right ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ now. Those lab boys say you need a degree in theoretical physics to use it. Well you've got a theoretical degree in ass kicking, and that's close enough.

Secondary throwable for Scout, designed as a teleporter grenade. Keep in mind Valve would create the stats.

Weapon - Jukebox
SFM Video - CDJO