He ain't heavy, he's my... Wait. He is Heavy....

Tostada feels a kinship with the Scout. Both are agile scrappers, quick with a fist to the face, and a blow to the torso. She carries no bat, because her fists are deadly enough weapons....

Juan could wear Chell's jumpsuit around his waist, but he knows that Orange looks great on him. Thanks to already prodigious abilities, the heel springs are just for show....

Tostada's time in the test chambers remains a dark secret in Black Mesa lore. Suffice to say her escape involved muchos wrestling, and no portals....

Laughter is a punch in the face....

Who knows how many sides there are to this luchador? Eight?...

Beep Bop Boop...

Any likeness to famous luchadors, actors, or folk icons are purely by chance....

Watch out! She means serious bees-ness...