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Emo Charger

I figured I'd continue the comedy bar by adding another irritating old genre that Hollywood has recently embraced again (but it will be a brief phase for them). For Halloween or whenever you can pop the charger as he plays that soap opera whiny ass emo music. Better yet it gives you a reason to take him out before he nails you and you can detect where he's coming from too! He won't bleed black though unless you mod it in.

Just when you thought the zombie apocalypse couldn't get worse, coming out of nowhere screaming comes the charger!!! We knew something was suspicious hearing Panic! At The Disco's 'I Write Sins Not Tragedies' wondering if someone was living out their emo kid teen youth again. That someone became the charger screaming with My Chemical Romance's 'Vampires Will Never Hurt You' and they gripped us by the shirt charging like a freight train. As that damned charger pounded us into the ground crushing our rib cage in the process we heard them sing Hawthorne Heights' 'Ohio Is For Lovers' probably being Ohio's only claim to fame outside of being the rigged decision maker in deciding who becomes president. The irony in all that can't be understated by what stares us in the face is the emo kid the charger turned into, apparently it wants the world to know how it feels like such a freak after all the fun making and ostracism it endured for so long.

Enjoy the story? I mostly did this for Halloween but intend no emo play through as I won't see the genre return.