Why the long face?

512^2 diffuse and bumpmap, 2 LODs that fit within the fancy in-game workshop importer's criteria for all of the classes. Not paintable.

Alternate names - (Thank you to whoever suggested some of these):
Horsie Headie
Horsie Hotline (likely legal issues)
Horsie Helmet
Horsie Headgear
The Neigher's Veil
The Longface Crown
The Long Neigh
The Pony Topper
Pony Chapeau
The Serious Steed
The Nag's Neigh
Long Juan
The Steep Steed
Centaur Topper
Pony Poppins
The Proper Pony
Horse: The Hat
Pony: The Horse
Longface McHorsepony
Horsie: The Horse
The Hung Helmet
Pony Mask
Hairless Horsie Head
The Maneless Mask
The Long Face
Coaltown Colt
Ferocious Foal
Mannly Mare
Gluey Remains
The Equine Visage
The Neighsayer