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Pew-Pew

Introducing Pew-Pew, a gun that's provided the fun. Now I believed you people already have some experience with laser guns. But what if you don't know how to use them? Well, don't worry. If you've a computer and a functioning brain, we took care of that too.

It only weighs forty kilograms and fires two thousand- For legal reasons, we've to provide you with basic information about the gun before handing it to you. So, Pew-Pew is.

• A Laser-Minigun hybrid.
  
• A gun that you should use.
  
• A solution to every dispute.

That is all for the information you need to know. If you wish to know more, order it.

Now, you might be asking yourself.
"[redacted], how is this better? It holds 20% less ammo than Mr.Hell's fury, this is a rip-off."

Well, let me ask you this, "Why would you care? It's a Laser-Minigun for science's sake."
But if that doesn't cut it, Let me remind you that it also duplicates every discharges it shoots out, thanks to the [Generic science-cy gadget name]. So that's 400 Discharges total. Making it lasts longer than you in the bed. Even if the trigger is malfunction'd.

In layman's terms, this gun is a Laser-carbine on steroids. Oh and, just a heads-up, this gun may cause insanity. But that's just a mumbo jumbo for you anyways, so no worries there.

Pew-Pew's ID - 10669
Energy Canister - 10670


All funs originated from Pew-Pew are vary, user may or may not experienced it, which might caused from several outside factors (such as, traumatic childhood, depression, jealousy, hypocrisy, ETC...)
in-which Pew-Pew are not to blame for. All complaints with the gun are to be directed to your nearest authority.

All rights belongs to [redacted] for stealing, making, and configuring with this product. Anyone whom has re-uploaded Pew-Pew without their parent's permissions. (and [redacted]'s permission) will be called "gay" for the rest of their life. Along side with a copyright takedown and blah blah blah don't be a jerk.