Respected Mr. Jane,

I sincerely hope that you would accept this humble gift (and spare my life) as a token of apology for accidentally consuming your last can of tomato soup from the team refrigerator.

Signed,

Mr. Reddy
Assistant to Saxton Hale



The hat is team colored and has jigglebones for the sash and fan. The design is based on that of the ceremonial border guards of India.