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Deadpool (Wade Wilson)

Nebula Schmebula, can you guys believe this insensitive prick wasn't working on making me on the weekend I've got my movie coming out? Like the old, demented hobo I used to feed by accident by throwing out bad food through my window used to yell at night "There's no problem that can't be sorted out at gunpoint". I don't think I've seen too much of that guy around lately, not after he got glaucoma...

Anyway, enjoy my nimble, handsome, jamming-out-to-X-Gon-Give-It-To-You greatness in full glory. It's got everything you can ever want: me, me from the time those X-Douches actually asked me to kill people, me from the time I worked with the X-Douches (or just wore their merch), and me from the time I was a cyborg mutant hunter (can't remember when that was but I do get shot in the head a lot)...

Whatever, hero's job is done, Wade out!