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Evangelion Girls

> Be Asuka
> Replaced by a doll by mother
> Walk in on mom hanging herself and doll
> Dad bangs and marries nurse who doesn't give a s**t about her
> Join very shady military organization
> Asked to fight aliens in giant robot while feeling its pain
> Have no friends
> Stupid Shinji too clueless to recognize advancements
> Fall into depression when deemed no longer useful by
organization
> Mind-r***d by alien
> Have comatose body masterbated on
> Finally regain hope and will to live after realizing mother was
watching from inside giant robot the entire time
> Immediately get devoured by mass-produced robot crows
> Try to make one final stand
> Gets impaled by a thousand Lances of Longinus
> Dies
> Experiences all of humanity's emotions and experiences during
instrumentality
> Comes back to life following instrumentality
> Gets strangled by Shinji

Asuka Haters: OMG WHY DOES SHE HAVE TO BE SUCH A
B***H?!?!?!?!?!!?!