There wasn't five feet about man, What you wanted people to think he was gay?

they are professionals at their job (and get pain almost everyday because i do give them a break but they are the only professionals)

they are just that dang stupid well except my shadow crewmates they are smart (sometimes even though they are NPCS) to not walk into dangerous liquids they their names are Athem and Lies

this is true because my crewmates will walk into lava for no reason and i try to get them out and they just die saying "this is fine"

hmmmmmmmmmmmmmm cat

@AtomicCollapse222 until it is... because.... yea....

Answer for good Sir Ox: Almost all NPCs are immortal, because dying is not in their programming.

i have literally seen NPC's walk into lava and take, like, 25672 damage and walk out fine... HOW DO YOU FIND THE SECRETS OF LAVA IMMUNITY???

this is just my terraria npc's, theyre always suicidal and i cant figure out why

Painfully accurate.