This conveniently portable unit implements the latest in fringe science technology to convert normal matter into a spontaneously cascading nuclear fusion reaction. The new smart targeting system prevents misfires and drastically reduces the number of unint...

A stylish way to store (or dispose of) your items. Wearing it on your back just might make you feel like a Prince! Use with caution......

A specialized test dummy designed with weapons research in mind. Highly durable and self-repairing, this model is reliable for even the harshest field test. Warranty void after use....

A strange, ephemeral entity that has an unyielding attraction to bones, particularly the skulls of humans....

I offer neither appologies nor regret....