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Double Penetrating Unkempt Harold

HELLO RELIC HUNTER!! THIS IS MY PERSONAL THANK YOU FOR ONCE AGAIN PURCHASING OR LOOTING ANOTHER FINE TORGUE WEAPON FROM THE CORPSE OF SOME JERK WHO OBVIOUSLY WASN'T BADASS ENOUGH TO KEEP HIS BRAINCASE FROM BEING BUSTED!

HERE AT TORGUE WE TAKE A LOT OF FLAK ABOUT THE WAY WE NAME OUR GUNS, MAINLY FROM SISSIES WHO THINK IT'S A GOOD IDEA TO PUT "AQUAMARINE" IN A GUN'S NAME AND DUNK IT IN GLITTER. SERIOUSLY, WHO THE F*** CAME UP WITH THAT!!?

"DO YOU FEEL SPARKLY, PUNK?" NO ONE SAYS THAT!! DO YOU KNOW WHY? BECAUSE THOSE IDIOTS ARE DEAD!! DEEEAAAD!!!

DO YOU KNOW WHY I CALLED THIS A DOUBLE PENETRATING UNKEMPT HAROLD? BECAUSE TRIPLE PENETRATING IS SO DAMN AWESOME THAT IT'S BEEN MADE ILLEGAL IN OVER 93 GALAXIES!! NO MATTER HOW BAD YOU WANT TO DO IT, NO MATTER HOW MUCH THEY BEG FOR IT, YOU CAN'T LET THEM HAVE IT!!

BE SURE TO WRITE TO YOUR PRESIDENT AND DEMAND THEY ALLOW THE USE OF TRIPLE PENETRATING IN YOUR VIDEO GAMES AND BACHELORETTE PARTIES!!

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NOTES
•Fires 2 Flak bullets at once.

•Hip fire shoots wide to cover a large area in flak/knockback, great for scattering enemies to pick them off with a different weapon. Aiming essentially annihilates a single target.

•The laser sight originates from the laser attachment...which is neat. :)

•There seems to be a crash caused by Flak ammo if you shoot too many, something about shadows. Let us know if you get the crash.

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