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Smashing Alyx PM

She is smashing!

I started to run out of ideas so I decided to replace Alyx’s face with Nigel Thornberry’s. And the result was smashing. The best part is maybe hl3 will contain this clearly digitally enhanced Alyx model. Be cautious however as Smashing Alyx does not replace the real Alyx, so keep Smashing Alyx as far away from the real one as possible she might try to stuff her into a smashing Alyx suit. Another thing is she tends to get rather rude at night violent even, so a few people got hurt big deal. True beauty has its price and her looks are to... DIE FOR!

Sure a few minor malfunctioning Smashing Alyx’s formed a group that worships Nigel Thornberry for his beautiful and glorious appearance. But I assure you their harmless they won’t plot world domination or try to make more Nigel Thornberrys. And there have been quite a few claims that the Smashing Alyxs have been stalking people, that’s nothing but rumors and nothing more. The ai is programmed to learn from its owners and a few have learned some nasty and or distasteful skills but it’s on the warning label not to go hunting or chop raw meat in front of it. And it’s highly recommended to keep her away from computers or television.

So what you waiting for subscribe and recieve your very own Smashing Alyx today!
WARNING: Keep robotic friend smashing Alyx from the following television, video games, computers, acts of violence of any kind, cupcakes, small animals, large animals, religious organizations of any kind, scientific or educational materials that may lead to advanced self aware ai, the real alyx, strangers, death, guns, sharp knives, poison, the internet in general, fnaf , the color red, doctors, people, humans, dinosaurs, captain planet, barney the dinosaur, metal materials stronger then what she is built with, blood or raw meat, and finally pizza.

Just remember we’ve kept you in mind with this product and once activated the smashing alyx cannot be shut off and cannot be damaged by emps or water and will never run out of energy! Hope you have a splendid day!

Yep it's a player model.