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Drew Scanlon

"Comrade Scanlon" Drew Scanlon of Giant Bomb and Cloth Map

Born in Soviate Russia in the 1950s Drew was initiated in part of a secret Kremlin super soldier experiment. From the age of 3 he underwent a mix of gene therapy, spy training and Pavlovian behavioural conditioning. By the age of 10 he had physically and mentally developed into a fully formed adult, by the age of 15 he had graduated as the highest scoring student in the history of KGB's most prestigious spy school, and at the age of 16 he left the country to fulfil his long term mission.

Drew wasn't seen for decades and his activities were a mystery to all until he emerged as one of Giant Bomb's production staff. In Giant Bomb he publicly boasted about being taught how to fly by American rubes, learning how to optimally train his body through crossfit, and observing the American's most lethal form of combat; LARPing. Nobody batted an eyelid. He wasn't shy to talk about his visits to former and current US enemies; Vietnam, Japan, North Korea. Nobody batted an eyelid. When Drew won the hearts of all of America by becoming the blinking white guy reaction meme then suddenly left GB so that he could travel to the old soviet block nobody batted an eyelid.

Free of suspicion despite releasing a video where he performed maintenance on a society Russian bunker nobody knows what Drew's final mission goal is. All that we know is that he's made his way back to the US and is coming to the GB ring.