Do you remember when you used to play video games but your wife slapped you and said you can't anymore stop being a weirdo and play with your kids even though you hate them and are a ♥♥♥?

Do you remember that time you went on a date with a woman and when you was eating at the table you pulled out your phone and a video of 2 guys were bumming ?

Wanna play a game of CS? Get the old squad back together

I'm touching his ass, I'm touching his ass

You came back to download CoD and then left again. See you in 3 years.

Welcome back. Bet you have gone again haven't ya?