Do you remember that time you was at the gym and you when we was getting changed you said "Ill be out in 5 minutes, ill catch you up" so i walked to my car and forgot something so came back in the changing rooms and you was twerking while filming it in the mirror whispering "mmm yeah" ?

Do you remember that time you shouted "Janna cana get a keyyy" cos youre a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ melt and she pegs you

Do you remember when you sucked off a guy with a carrot up your bum

And do you remember that time we was driving somewhere and you had some music playing and "2 men approach lonely man and bum him" showed up as playing now on your car screen ?

Do you remember that time you was fishing and a old man walked by and said "Oi, do you have a license to be fishing here?" and you said "Bend over and let me ♥♥♥♥ you ass"

Do you remember that time you was at the pub and you asked for a pint and said "can i have a pint of stella" and a guy went "Haha wife beater" and you looked at him angry and said "Only thing i beat is my mans ass"?