So I admit I was busy wankin' off to this game as you do when SUDDENLY I felt an excruciating pain in my balls, after a moment I realized I had testicular torsion so naturally I freaked the ♥♥♥♥ out. I hadn't used the bathroom in a while so me feeling this pain combined with the fact that I knew I was about to become sterile I started pissin and ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ everywhere, it was a mess. There was piss flyin out my ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ completely soaking my power supply causing my computer to short out while on the other end my chair was getting absolutely blasted with doodoo fart. Even the spider in the corner of my room got hit with it and obviously didn't live to tell the tale to all his spider homies. After utterly obliterating my room with piss and ♥♥♥♥ I came, I came so hard the my testicular torsion said "You know what? Im going back to normal." and because of that my gonads were saved by piss and ♥♥♥♥. Anyways I give this game a 0 out of 2

So I admit I was busy wankin' off to this game as you do when SUDDENLY I felt an excruciating pain in my balls, after a moment I realized I had testicular torsion so naturally I freaked the fuck out. I hadn't used the bathroom in a while so me feeling this pain combined with the fact that I knew I was about to become sterile I started pissin and shittin everywhere, it was a mess. There was piss flyin out my dick hole completely soaking my power supply causing my computer to short out while on the other end my chair was getting absolutely blasted with doodoo fart. Even the spider in the corner of my room got hit with it and obviously didn't live to tell the tale to all his spider homies. After utterly obliterating my room with piss and shit I came, I came so hard the my testicular torsion said "You know what? Im going back to normal." and because of that my gonads were saved by piss and shit. Anyways I give this game a 0 out of 2