Children in the backseat of a car can cause accidents, but accidents in the backseat of a car can cause children.

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...remind you that Aperture Science is built on three pillars. Pillar one: Science without results is just witchcraft. Pillar two: Get results or you're fired. Pillar three: if you suspect a coworker of bein' a witch, report them immediately. I cannot stress this enough. Witchcraft will not be tolerated.
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Dakka: Noun. Onomotopoeia for automatic gunfire. You need moar dakka. No exceptions.

The six levels of fatness are Big, healty, husky, fluffy, DAMN! and Oh hell no!

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Cake shall never quit. Cake will never die.
Long live the Cake. It is not a lie.