Just follow these rules to play DOTA2:

How to act like a pro:
1. Make sure you have an intimidating nickname "ex: EZ RAMPAGE"
2. Pick mid carry or gay offlaner that u have GOOD/EXPENSIVE set
3. Say something scary (CapsLock :ON) "LET ME MID..TY" or "I GO SOLO BOTTOM/TOP"
4. Predict win!
5. Just lasthit like a pro (spamming "S")
6. When u feed just type "WTF LAG", when u got kill/ killsteal remember to laugh on all chat "HAHAHAHAHA"
7. When u win the game just say "EZ GAME"

How to cumback the game:
#Normal Strategy
1. Remain calm and def inside.
2. Go rat game! Buy manta/necro and boots of travel.
3. Split push and wards anywhere.
4. Gank their opponent MVP w/ smoke until have no buyback.
5. Final push, there it is!

#TrashTalk Strategy
1. Blame their opponent carry can not fast end or have an ugly profile picture.
2. Call "ggwp no def, no buyback, end please!"
3. Chat to all, said ur team are noobs and kids!
(there's phase your opponents underestimate your team and goin have fun with silly items build)
"Space created~"
4. Then tells to your team. "Relax, you're doing fine", "Game is hard", and "Don't give up!".
5. Communicate to your team "we need teamwork". Who's tanker (blade mail / lotus), innitiator / disabler (dagger), carry / hitter (bkb), support heal / defensive aura (meka / pipe / etc) and rescuer (force staff / glimmer & wards)
"insert your combowombo dream plans here"
6. Dream team here we go.

#Use sh*ttytalk properly and don't hate team.

Rate: 999/10 Best Moba Ever !