Hey daddy, welcome to my Myspace page! I'm your coke wh×re mentally ill extraterrestrial from the 69th dimension. I am a horny survivor main, but when I feel like getting bullied and crying myself to sleep, I'll play killer . . .

◈ Frequently Asked Questions ◈

▶ Did I tunnel you? Well, did you T-bag me? Don't underestimate my ability to throw a match just to slap your ass so hard you start calling me daddy.
▶ Did I camp you? I don't even like going outside so why would I camp? But if you do catch me slipping, it's probably a package deal with tunneling. If you were being a d*ck for no reason, then I will try to get you killed ASAP. I am fragile, emotional, and a big cry baby so please stop bullying me I am so sensitive omg
▶ Did I give up on hook and ruin the match for everyone? I do what I want
▶ Did I loop you too hard and now you're upsetti so you're hitting me on hook, tunneling me, camping me? I literally don't care. If you do this, you better whip it out cause they don't call me #1 throat goat for nothing.
▶ Are you about to post a slur on my profile? Don't. I'm into it and I won't be able to contain myself.
▶ Did I piss you off by DCing? I will literally do it again don't tempt me with a good time.



PS: I am bad at the game no matter what side I play, I am complete TRASH and I deserve to be put down