WHAT

The first time I attempted sex WITH a condom I was so nervous/inexperienced that I got out of bed, went into the bathroom to put the condom on, put my boxers back on (condom still on) and crawled back into bed with the girl. She ended up laying on top of me for about a half an hour giving my hickeys all over my neck. Never actually put it in. The next morning it looked like I had tried to hang myself.

The first time I attempted sex WITHOUT a condom I ejaculated instantaneously upon insertion. I was so embarrassed that I immediately told her that "we shouldn't be doing this, it was simply too risky without a condom." Sweet girl, never called me out on my one pump chumpery.

+rep good player and person

nice game bro

So my roommate is sleeping beside me on a different bed and he’s spooked as ♥♥♥♥ rn cuz i am secretly playing ghost sounds from the speaker under my table, 2 minutes ago he started like praying to jesus and allah or something, should i stop?

Finally, in times when the class struggle nears the decisive hour, the progress of dissolution going on within the ruling class, in fact within the whole range of old society, assumes such a violent, glaring character, that a small section of the ruling class cuts itself adrift, and joins the revolutionary class, the class that holds the future in its hands. Just as, therefore, at an earlier period, a section of the nobility went over to the bourgeoisie, so now a portion of the bourgeoisie goes over to the proletariat, and in particular, a portion of the bourgeois ideologists, who have raised themselves to the level of comprehending theoretically the historical movement as a whole.