I've seen this dude play, he doesn't even use a monitor. He visualizes the map in a detailed rendering, completely in his mind. He has a biological wallhack; his godlike perception highlights all enemies within light-years. His eyes are closed as his mouse gracefully swerves across the table, making immaculate twitches as he flicks from head to head. The bullets that escape his gun barrel are surgical; each making a deadly strike in between his opponent's eyes. His spray control is otherworldly, his crosshair erratically jolting across the screen as his wrist muscles perfectly predict the next bullet's location. Time literally stops as he peeks, sunlight curving as his trigger finger impacts his left mouse button, sending enemies to a digital shadow realm before they even know what happened. He is un-killable. He is undefeatable. This "man" is the epitome of eternal

i saw werewolfman once in a McDonald's and he was acting strange. whenever someone came in, he'd go behind them. it was like he never wanted to go first. when all the people bought their lunches it was his turn since no one was left. he looked at me and said "I'd rather save my money for tomorrow" and he bhopped out through the window. strange guy...

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"sometimes you need a little gay in ya to know what straight means" - werewolfman, 10/22/2024