Oh, what is this? A thing where I can type about whatever it is I wish? Huh... well that certainly is interesting, oh the possibilities! What is it I should write about, just the thought of what it is is so mysterious, like entering a new dungeon or unboxing a hat, even though the chances of getting something great are very very low, but you can't ignore the fact that there is still a chance! The slim slim chance of happiness is too great!! No matter the immence money wasted, no matter the value you have you cannot resist the temptation!! THE RISK IS TOO GREAT, IGNORING IT WOULD BE A CRIME! THE POTENTIAL, THE RISK!! IT COULD BE ANYTHING, IT COULD EVEN BE WHAT YOU REALLY REALLY WANT!!! I cannot waste such an opportunity!!!