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[ shut ] [ yo ] [ apple ] [ eating ] [ ass ] [ up ]
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cl_interp 0.0333 (((get lerp fix mod to avoid laggy commons, 33.3 is lowest you can go with 30 updaterate on specifically campaign, official campaign servers doesnt have convar support but every other mode does.)))

cl_updaterate 30 (((would make sense to make it 66 on TF2, but L4D2 is a 30 tick game) (some community servers are 60 - 100 tick, you can check with net_graph.)))

cl_cmdrate 30

// forces US East valve dedicated servers (8 servers) \\

mm_dedicated_force_official_servers 162.254.192.133:27202,162.254.192.133:27228,162.254.192.132:27107,162.254.192.132:27115,162.254.192.133:27149,162.254.192.132:27348,162.254.192.133:27106,162.254.192.133:27279

// Name change spam script, binded to numpad7 \\ (((really annoying but im not gatekeeping, only seen 1 other person ever use this but this one is custom made, using source from the PS3 TF2 days when i was like 14 but it works just fine lol)))

bind "kp_home" loopKey
alias loopKey startLoop
alias startLoop "alias loopKey stopLoop;setinfo name FUG.U.♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥;wait 10;setinfo name I.EAT.DICC.NOMNOMNOM;wait 10;setinfo name I.SUCK.JOES.TONSILS;wait 10;setinfo name UR.MOTHER.LALALALALA;wait 150;setinfo name SUCK.MY.BALLSNDIC;alias redirect loop;loop"
alias stopLoop "alias redirect;alias loopKey startLoop"
alias loop "setinfo name EAT.MY.ASS;wait 10;setinfo name DADDY(REAL);wait 10;setinfo name SHUTYOASSUP;wait 10;setinfo name I.HAVE.A.SMALL.DIH;wait 150;setinfo name ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥;wait 10;redirect"

bind "F11" stopLoop

// net_graph on holding tab \\

alias +netg "net_graph 1;+showscores";alias -netg "net_graph 0;-showscores";bind TAB "+netg";

// Flashlight seizure \\ (((double tap F))) (((like really fast, you cant accidentally activate it)))

Bind "F" "+31"
alias "+21" "alias 23 +22; +22"
alias "+22" "impulse 100; wait; -22"
alias "-22" "impulse 100; wait; 23"
alias "23" "+22"
alias "-21" "alias 23 impulse 100"
alias "+31" "impulse 100; -21"
alias "-31" "32"
alias "32" "alias -31 +21; wait 20; alias -31 32"

// Fast Melee swap (meant for 120 fps)
fps_max 120
alias Qdefault "bind Q lastinv;bind 1 slot1;bind 2 slot2"
alias default "unbind Q;wait 5;bind Q fastiee"

bind 1 "slot1; default"
bind 2 "slot2; fastie"
bind 3 "slot3; fastie"
bind 4 "slot4; fastie"
bind 5 "slot5; fastie"

alias fastie "bind Q fastiee"
alias fastiee "slot1; wait 2; slot1; wait 3; slot2; wait 2; slot2; spamprev"
alias spamprev "unbind Q; wait 75; fastie"

(((OR JUST USE ALT+Q FOR SWAPPING but that works better on 100 tick)))

(((get used to not using Q to swap weapons anymore, its binded all to numbers)))

// Null-Canceling Movement \\ (((also turns off dsp volume)))

bind "W" "+mfwd"
bind "A" "+mleft"
bind "S" "+mback"
bind "D" "+mright"

alias +mfwd "dsp_volume 0;-back;+forward;alias checkfwd +forward"
alias +mback "dsp_volume 0;-forward;+back;alias checkback +back"
alias +mleft "dsp_volume 0;-moveright;+moveleft;alias checkleft +moveleft"
alias +mright "dsp_volume 0;-moveleft;+moveright;alias checkright +moveright"
alias -mfwd "-forward;checkback;alias checkfwd none"
alias -mback "-back;checkfwd;alias checkback none"
alias -mleft "-moveleft;checkright;alias checkleft none"
alias -mright "-moveright;checkleft;alias checkright none"
alias checkfwd "none"
alias checkback "none"
alias checkleft "none"
alias checkright "none"
alias none ""

// Change Character Binds \\ (((if you kick a bot, spam to turn into that survivor instantly)))

bind "F5" "jointeam 2 rochelle;jointeam 3 rochelle"
bind "F6" "jointeam 2 ellis;jointeam 3 ellis"
bind "F7" "jointeam 2 coach;jointeam 3 nick"
bind "F8" "jointeam 2 nick;jointeam 3 coach"

to kick a bot, type status in console, copy the ID of the bot and type callvote kick ID

you have to go idle first to be able to swap. (bind z go_away_from_keyboard)

favorite minion: bob

PS3, PS4, Wii U and Xbox 360 modder

i love music too (90% of it is rock/metal & a ♥♥♥♥ load of subgenres for both.)

favorites for dat:
Black Metal
DSBM
Experimental Rock
Grunge
Thrash Metal
Psychedelic Rock
Alternative Metal
Goth Rock
Horrorcore


favorite bands:
Pink Floyd (Psychedelic/Progressive Rock)
Black Sabbath (Doom Metal)
Mayhem (Black Metal)
Burzum (DSBM/Black Metal)
Xasthur (DSBM)
Megadeth (Thrash Metal)
Pantera (Thrash Metal)
Bauhaus (Goth Rock)
Metallica (Thrash Metal OF COURSE)
Slayer (Thrash Metal)
Primus (Alternative Metal)
Butthole Surfers (Experimental Rock)
The Doors (Classic Rock/Psychedelic Rock)
Darkthrone (Black Metal)
Suicidal Tendencies (Hardcore Punk)
Soundgarden (Grunge)
Alice in Chains (Grunge)
Three 6 Mafia (Horrorcore)
Iron Maiden (Power Metal/Speed Metal)
Faith No More (Alternative Metal)
Opiated Devilsperm (Kellersynth/Black Metal)
Siouxsie and the Banshees (Goth Rock)
Stone Temple Pilots (Grunge)
Insane Clown Posse (Horrorcore)
Mr. Bungle (Whatever the ♥♥♥♥ LOL)
Skin Yard (Grunge)
Them Crooked Vultures (Hard Rock/Alternative Rock)
Queens of the Stone Age (Stoner Rock/Alternative Rock)
Kyuss (Stoner Rock)
System of a Down (Alternative Metal)
Korn (Nu-Metal)
Emperor (Black Metal)
Melvins (Grunge)
Nirvana (Grunge) (Bleach & Incesticide are my personal picks.)


ALSO sewerslvt and BRN1NG BRAIN SOUND INDUSTRIES (breakcore).,.,., :)

prefer 80's & 90's rock/metal over anything else for the most part
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