hello vinny diesel

it is i
the shaq diesel
from the big easy

Weed is distinct as a drug for having the most insecure users in the entire world. Post about marijuana making people lazy and you get 4000 replies saying "o YA? lazy like MICHAEL PHELPS?? lazy like BARACK OBAMA?!?"

Post about meth being making you a weird autist and it's a totally different experience. Comments saying "lol, i've been using the stuff since I was 7 and this is so true." Then you click the commenter's bio and see he's a world-renowned physicist with two Nobel prizes.

It's the same with cocaine. Last time I made fun of coke users, three members of the US Federal Reserve replied laughing-crying emojis on my post. My last dig at heroin put me in contact with Nancy Pelosi and we've been talking since.

Only weed people get defensive of their drug, and it's clear why:

Hard drug users are out there changing the world. They're creatives and inventors. Each day is a new chance to make their own reality, and they don't have time to waste being upset online.

Weed People, on the other hand, spend time fearing they may have peaked 9 years ago. They cling to their handful of Weed Celebrities. Every morning they wake up and look in the mirror, telling themselves they still have a chance to be Obama. "He's just like me. We both smoke weed."

I'm not saying this to insult people, I just hope I can spur some introspection. It's never too late to become the best version of yourself

:3

no jail yet

hope you're doing well and not in jail