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Dylan “Blue” was the kind of guy who thought shadows were following him—even when he was standing still. Standing at 5'2" with spaghetti legs and the bench press strength of a folded napkin, Blue tried his hand at villainy after being rejected from a local dodgeball league for "aggressive breathing." His big break came when he “kidnapped” a CPR dummy from the community center, demanding three protein bars and a Monster Energy drink in exchange. But the real mystery came days earlier, when a Pringles can, a single latex glove, and two kitchen sponges vanished from a Dollar General—Blue was spotted on the security footage stuffing them into his cargo shorts like they were priceless artifacts. After he finally gave up the CPR dummy, staff discovered a hole in the bottom… and inside it, crammed with a sticky, unidentifiable substance, were the missing Pringles can, the glove, and the sponges. The dummy was quietly retired, and no one asked any more questions.

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flick shot expert

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Ace teammate

tried to touch me many times and put me in his car
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add me bro

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Accept my friend request bro

+rep nice person 😉

-rep hacks

-rep, tries to cap on hightower

how do you stop 7 days to die from poping you back to your desktop screen

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wasap dude

im back

press f to pay respects

well rip him he is probably not coming back

x6 rep good guy

++rep is a awesome friend tho

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There once lives a little child his name was ♥♥♥♥ he grew old and hairy the end

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