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I watched porn like most kids and I would see the men ejaculating, so I was like "I bet if I jerk for long enough and hard enough I'll also produce milk!" Yes, I thought I could make milk, so I jerked as hard and as fast and I could with a glass in my hand and came into the glass. Being proud of myself I mixed it with regular milk and drank it. I did this a few times before I had sex ed, where I realized I was drinking my own sperm.
TL;DR, I drank my own sperm.