All the leaders of the world should gather once a year to play in a Crusader Kings III e-sports tournament. The winner gets control of Australia for the respective following year.

I'm 5hrs+ into the game, and so far I've...

- Beat up kids in a school (it's cool this is normal protocol)
- Willingly took a metal pipe to the back of the head
- Went to space with a bear? Bears? There are lots of bears in space.
- Become deeply invested in an entire anime.

I've not played a match of football. 10/10 best football game.