SO. I plan to explain this once. This is the CRIMBO. You will be ready for it. You SHOULD BE MERRY BUT if not, then you gotta face the consequences. What are said consequences, you may ask? To be truth, I DON'T KNOW, BUT THEY SOUND PRETTY BAD. So... you might as well accept the Crimbo. If you want I'll explain it again. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=08R9sNsnaL0

Hello. The time has come where I request that you be Merry. YES! The time of Crimbo has come upon us. Are you ready? Do you know what it entails to be a part of the Merry?? I sure hope so, for your own good. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ftEz-m0kEWA

Paul sends his regards from his bunker under the pool.

Then there's a scene where her dad is like "Baby girl, have you been getting laid enough?" And she's like "NO FatHER, I PrEFer tO stAy iN MY RoOM". Then she goes to her room...and Shredded Colon is there, and then he talks about how he likes to watch her sleep...and then they're about to have sex and then he's like NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!1!!!1!1!!

Let's go play baseball with my family.

So then they play vampire baseball, that they can only play when there is a lightning storm...............because why??? because...no...I don't get it


SEVEN TO ONE

Do you understand the weight of your debt? Though the storefront has closed long ago, the one who seeks what she is owed will seek to be reconciled as told by the Thad. The Economical works in a circular way. SHE will scream to the heavens, tho she cannot sound, it truly does not matter. SHE will feels the coins, tho she cannot sighted. It is only ONE number that satisfies. The one of the FIVE. it will have NINETY pennies of which do not exist in the realm of which SHE exists. It is up to you to seek what cannot be done, not by the will, but by the sound of which came back from the long ago....

C R I M B O S. Y O U M U S T A C C E P T T O.