RULES:
1. Anyone who reads this must take a shot of room temperature Vlad Vodka, no exceptions, no substitutions
2. You must pay your debt to the lady who yells "FIVE NINETY" at everyone at the local candy store (HINT: your debt is $5.90)
3. YOU REALLY ♥♥♥♥♥♥ THAT ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ LIKE SHREDDED ♥♥♥♥♥♥ WHEAT -Kurt Lemon 1971 -Paul LaQuatra 2012
4. Michael McDonald is in his woods. He came from somewhere back in the long ago so do not disturb
5. You weren't there, you don't know, so shut it



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a little bit softer now....