>be in class
>morbidly obese fat kid also in class
>his name was Stephen
>infamous for being 300lbs in 5th grade
>gets obsessed with Wario Land 3
>always has his GameBoy Colour and Wario Land 3
>got it taken up a few times but always got it back and kept bringing it to school
>didn't even understand the games, just liked Wario
>made moves up that Wario did
>basically just put "Wario" before everything he was doing
>"Wario Punch!", "Wario Stomp!", "Wario Piledriver!", etc.
>always wants to play Wario at recess but no-one knows what that even is so no-one did
>anyway so in class one day
>teacher asks class a question
>Stephen raises his hand to answer
>actually tries to answer, doesn't say anything Wario related
>gets it wrong
>smartass teacher's-pet c*nt sitting next to him laughs and provides the right answer
>Stephen is visibly angered
>turns to her and screams "MY MOUSTACHE HAS DEEMED THAT YOU GET MY WARIO STEAM!!"
>leans away from her, ass pointed right at her
>Stephen, no.wav
>rips the mightiest of ass right at her
>swear I saw her hair gust back from the blast
>she's the first to smell it
>she pukes on the spot
>whole class begins to smell like the foulest sh*t I may have ever smelled
>we don't even wait for the teacher to dismiss us, everyone piles out into the hall
>Stephen got ISS for 3 days
>smartass c*nt never spoke up again