🎤 Kanye West Presents: Elden Ring – The Game That Made Me See God
Yo, it's Ye.

I don’t usually write reviews. I make masterpieces. I am the review. But this... this right here? Elden Ring? That’s not a game. That’s a spiritual awakening wrapped in steel and fire.

Let me break it down for you like I’m laying down bars in Wyoming, with the mountains echoing my genius.

🎮 Gameplay?
It’s like walking into the Louvre... and every painting is trying to kill you.

This ain’t no “press X to win” kinda thing. This is pain. This is growth. Every enemy is like the industry — trying to hold you down. And every time you rise back up? That’s soul. That’s art. That’s Donda.

🌍 World Design
The Lands Between? More like the Space Between Heaven and My Mind.
Every hill, every ruin, every crypt — it's like the dreams I have when I'm designing Yeezy boots with dragons in the background. It’s brutal. It’s beautiful. It’s fashion meets medieval trauma.

🎵 Music
It ain’t 808s. It ain’t Yeezus.
But it SLAPS.
That boss music makes you feel like you’re in a stadium about to headline a show — but instead of fans screaming your name, it’s a demigod trying to melt your face off.

🗡️ Bosses
Godrick? Radahn? Malenia?
All of ‘em are haters.
Every boss fight is a press conference. And I’m Taylor Swifting my way through the battlefield — interrupting greatness with more greatness.

🧠 Lore
I didn’t even understand half of it. But that’s okay.
Genius is meant to be misunderstood.

It’s written like scripture — vague, powerful, cryptic. Kinda like when I tweet at 3AM and delete it ten minutes later but it still trends worldwide.

FINAL VERDICT:
10/10
Elden Ring is the Dark Twisted Fantasy of video games.
It’s high art. It’s suffering. It’s freedom.

If you beat this game, you're not a gamer —
You're a visionary.
You're a survivor.
You're basically me.

“Elden Ring didn’t just kill me. It resurrected me.” – Kanye West